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RICHARD NIXON FALLS OUT OF AMBULANCE
SEX-CHANGE DOC'S FIRSTBORN HAD NO BRAIN
CHILD WINS A WHOPPING 40 CENTS!
JEKYLL-AND-HYDE KILLER CHEWS DIRT!
GUNMAN PLAYS STUPID GAME WITH LOST WALLET