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CRAZED HUBBY TAKES FLOWERS AND PRAISE HOSTAGE
BIZARRE DISEASE GIVES BUNGLING TAXIDERMIST HER GREATEST CHALLENGE
AIDS MAN FALLS OUT OF AMBULANCE