Tabloid Headline Generator!

This page automatically generates tabloid headlines, patterned after the classic Weekly World News of the 1980s and 1990s.

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MUSICAL ROBOT SCARES MIGRAINE SUFFERERS
DEATH-WISH MILLIONAIRE HURT IN OUTHOUSE RACE
CAT LOVER KILLS WITH HIS EYES
MY DEAD POET CAME BACK AS A PARROT
MIRACLE MAN BOOTED OUT OF CHURCH!

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