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This page automatically generates tabloid headlines, patterned after the classic Weekly World News of the 1980s and 1990s.

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DAREDEVIL BORN WEARING ALIEN MUMMY
HOUSEWIFE DEVELOPS SEVERED HEADS AFTER BAHAMAS CRUISE!
CUP OF SALT HAUNTED!
DOPE-CRAZED ANIMALS DIE AT HANDS OF UFO CREW...
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