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DIVORCED DAD SAYS HE WAS COLLEGE MAN'S PRISONER 8 YEARS
CAVEMEN SAVE JEALOUS BEAU FROM DEATH IN APARTMENT
DAREDEVIL GRAMPS WANTS A PRIZE CAMEL TO CATCH A YOUNG GAL
IMPATIENT MOTORIST LOCKED UP FOR LIFE MAKES BIZARRE PLEA
PSYCHIC TAKES OVER IN A RACE AGAINST THE STORK