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BIG-NOSED SONGBIRD BLOWS LID OFF UFO COLOR TV
DEATH ROW FEAR KEEPS RICH FOLKS IN KALAMAZOO
ACTING NUTTY CAN KEEP YOU SANE, SAYS SHOWGIRL
DEADLY DON JUAN CRASHES ON ICE BOMB
MINISTER'S WIFE ALMOST DIES WHEN SHE'S HOOKED UP TO BURGER BUN

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