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YUPPIE PUPPY FOUND IN MARS
GUTSY GRANNY TELLS OF LIFE IN COVEN
MEOW! FUR FLIES BETWEEN FANCY POODLE BREEDER AND DEVIL WORSHIPER
POST OFFICE DELIVERS SUPER MENTAL POWERS -- 2 1/2 YEARS LATE!
CANCER VICTIM GAVE WOMAN GOLFER ABORTION AGAINST HER WILL, SAY COPS

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