Tabloid Headline Generator!

This page automatically generates tabloid headlines, patterned after the classic Weekly World News of the 1980s and 1990s.

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MY VAMPIRE DOC HAD A TIME BOMB IN HIS HEAD
HOW I CARE FOR MY PARKING FINES
NICE SHINY BOMBS ARE AIMED AT US!
MIRACLE BABY WON'T GO HOME!
MY BOSS CALLED ME A ONE-MAN POLICE DEPARTMENT -- AND THEN FIRED ME!

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