Tabloid Headline Generator!

This page automatically generates tabloid headlines, patterned after the classic Weekly World News of the 1980s and 1990s.

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DUMBO CONS WARN OF DEVIL-WORSHIP CRIME WAVE
LOVE IS A NO-NO FOR CANE-WIELDING GRANNY
ASTONISHING CHILD IS MY SPECIAL ANGEL
GHOST BUDDIES CONDEMENED TO LIFE AS CIRCUS FREAKS
NEWLYWEDS TAKE IN MATH WHIZ

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