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CHAIN SAW SLAYER MOLESTS 20 SEXY GALS!
DEADLY DON JUAN SUES AFTER BRAVE MOM DOES BELLY FLOP ON TOP OF HIM
BRAIN SURGEON KILLS WITH HIS EYES
SKID KID KILLS NAKED DRIVER WITH MOUNTAIN
MURDERER TURNS INTO JEKYLL-AND-HYDE KILLER!