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COPS: IRON CURTAIN ICE CUTIE'S CORPSE WAS A HORRIBLE CLOCK!
ACCIDENT VICTIM REFUSES TO GO NIGHTY-NIGHT WITHOUT BEER
MARTIANS: NUCLEAR WAR'S NO THREAT
MACHO MAN REFUSES TO GO NIGHTY-NIGHT WITHOUT BEER
PROFESSOR DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS PREGNANT UNTIL BABY'S BIRTH