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IT'S TRUE! DUMBO BURGLARS ARE SMARTER!
HEARTLESS SOCIAL WORKERS THINK AMERICAN PRODUCTS ARE BETTER THAN JAPANESE
DOCS REMOVE 126-POUND TUMOR FROM 124-POUND CHILD-STARVED WOMAN
BUSTED TV TALKS WITH THE DEAD!
BABY BROTHER BOOTED OUT OF CHURCH!