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DRUGS SNUFF HIGH-SOCIETY PHONY DOCTOR
FARMER EXORCISES BOOZE POSSESSED BY FLYING PIG
PRISONER OF WAR RESTORES A JETLINER TO MINT CONDITION!
SEX FIEND CAPTURED!
HEADHUNTERS CAME FROM THE SKY