Tabloid Headline Generator!

This page automatically generates tabloid headlines, patterned after the classic Weekly World News of the 1980s and 1990s.

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TEEN SUICIDE CREATES BIG SHOT!
MIND-BOGGLING PROOF OF ILLEGAL DRUG, SAY COWS
ARMY OF GIANT TURKEYS WILL OVERRUN THE EARTH, WARNS SURROGATE MOM
LADY, 63, FIGHTS SPACE PROBE!
SEX FIEND COURTS MADONNA WITH ELEVATOR

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