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IMPATIENT MOTORIST STABS EGG-LAYING BUNNY RABBIT, COPS SAY
HOTSHOT LAWYER TURNS TO CRIME TO SUPPORT SURGEON'S BINGO HABIT
BRAZEN DOPE DEALERS WAIT 14 YEARS TO MAKE WHOOPEE -- AND IT KILLS THEM!
EXPERT REVEALS: MURDERER WAS SHOWN FOUR ALIEN BODIES!
STUDENT PREZ HAS A PET ROCK OF HER OWN!