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MY SPELL-CASTING GRAMPS IS POSSESSED!
MOLE GIRL LOSES RACE WITH TRAIN AND DIES!
MARILYN MONROE GIVES BIRTH IN A HOT TUB
PIPSQUEAK ROCK STAR'S GRAVE ROBBED BY GREEDY NIECE, SAY FRISKY BULLS
PESKY POLTERGEIST SHOT TWICE IN HIS HEAD GRABS GUNS & FIGHTS BACK