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SPACE CREATURES DIE AT HANDS OF NOSTRADAMUS...
VAN CREATES LOVERBOY!
BRAIN GLITCHES CAUSE SUICIDE IN STUDENTS
TEEN GANG CONDEMENED TO LIFE AS CIRCUS FREAKS
SHY SPINSTER PROVES THAT EVERYBODY ARE STUPID!