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ANIMAL-CONTROL OFFICER CAN'T TOUCH ELECTRIFIED HUBBY
CARROT-SHAPED SECRET LOVE POTION HAS TOWN IN PANIC
COPS PUT STING ON FLUNK-OUT KIDS BY POSING AS OLD AMERICAN MEN
YOUR CHINESE HOROSCOPE: SEEK OUT SPIKED FOOD OR GIZMOS
STRIPPER WIFE'S GHOST SAVES LIFE OF HOUSEWIFE

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