Tabloid Headline Generator!

This page automatically generates tabloid headlines, patterned after the classic Weekly World News of the 1980s and 1990s.

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CIRCUS OWNER TELLS HOW YOU CAN READ A MACHO MAN LIKE A BOOK
VAMPIRES CITY DISCOVERED IN BRAZIL
MY BOSS CALLED ME A STRIPPER WIFE -- AND THEN FIRED ME!
MAD MONKEYS TAKE FLOWER-NAPPER -- AND HER TRAIN
CRAZED HUBBY EXORCISES NEWSPAPER POSSESSED BY SINGING CHIPMUNK

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