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ASTONISHING CHILD ORDERS ANIMAL-CONTROL OFFICER TO STAY AWAY FROM THE AIDS MONSTER SHE LOVES!
CONFUSED GRANDPA HOLDS ON TO SAVE KOOKY CROOK'S LIFE!