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TRASH COMPACTOR FOUND IN HELL
SEX FIEND GETS NEW LIFE
THE WALKING DEAD DIE AT HANDS OF RICHARD NIXON...
SKY DIVER SETS LEAP YEAR TRAP FOR GOLD SMUGGLER
ZOO HIRES ROCK STAR TO ENTERTAIN THE ANIMALS