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VACATIONING COUPLE TERRIFY FAMILY!
CANCER VICTIM GETS EXORCIST'S BODY PARTS IN A BOX
PHONY HEADS OF LETTUCE RING UP BIG SALES
ASTONISHING CHILD ORDERS ANIMAL-CONTROL OFFICER TO STAY AWAY FROM THE AIDS MONSTER SHE LOVES!
CONFUSED GRANDPA HOLDS ON TO SAVE KOOKY CROOK'S LIFE!

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