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JUNK CAR KILLS ONE-LEGGED JOCK AT COVEN
MINISTER'S WIFE DIES OF FRIGHT IN TRAGIC HO HUM LIFE HORROR
DOCS REMOVE 126-POUND TUMOR FROM 124-POUND MOM
IN FAT MAGICIAN'S OWN WORDS: HOW A TEENAGER BECOMES A 630-LB. THIEF
HEARTLESS SOCIAL WORKERS MURDER STUPID ROBBER BECAUSE HE WOULDN'T LET THEM USE HIS POT!