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I CAN TEACH MAD SLASHER TO TALK LIKE A MONKEY
CANE-WIELDING GRANNY TELLS OF TRIP TO HEAVEN
GOD FOUND MY SCHOOL CEILING!
HEROIC HOUSEWIFE RAMS KILLER DOGS TO SAVE CRIPPLED TEEN!
BRITISH MEN MURDER MILLIONAIRE BECAUSE HE WOULDN'T LET THEM USE HIS PRANK!