Tabloid Headline Generator!

This page automatically generates tabloid headlines, patterned after the classic Weekly World News of the 1980s and 1990s.

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FOOD-FIGHT HORROR! CAFETERIA MELEE LEFT BROWN-EYED PSYCHIC BRAIN DEAD
SNEAKY TEACHER KILLS CAMERAMAN AT THE ALTAR!
SURGEON LETS JFK HELP WITH OPERATION
SPIRIT OF SATAN BOOTED OUT OF CHURCH!
JURY TELLS DREAM EXPERT TO PAY BIGMOUTH BIRD $200G

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