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TOP SCIENTIST TOSSED OUT ON HER EAR -- ON THE WAY TO THE HONEYMOON!
IS THE PRESS COVERING UP THE REAL STORIES ABOUT SIDESHOW FREAK?
MODEL GUNNED DOWN BY MURDERER!
GAMBLING ADDICTS CAME FROM THE SKY
FAT DYING FARMER GETS FATTER