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NUCLEAR WASTE BEAMS CORPSE INTO SKY -- AND BRINGS IT BACK TO LIFE!
LIZ TAYLOR'S GHOST SAVES LIFE OF 630-LB. THIEF
BUNGLING TAXIDERMIST POSED AS HUBBY, SAY NOISY PREACHERS
BELOVED ELEPHANT SAVES TRAGIC TEEN FROM CANCER BOY
2-HEADED WOMAN IN GAY SHOCKER!