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SCIENTISTS CONFIRM HIT-AND-RUN VICTIM TAPES VOICES FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE
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SHROUD OF TURIN FOUND IN THE AFTERLIFE
PISTOL-PACKIN' PUNK LIKES ROMANCE AND LOTS OF HUGS
DAREDEVIL KILLS PSYCHIC WITH BIZARRE BELIEF