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GHOSTS SAVE MATH TEACHER FROM DEATH IN CESSPOOL
BURGER BUN TURNS MEN INTO WORLD LEADERS
PARENTS RAISE SON AS LONELY LITTLE CROONER -- TO WARD OFF MADMAN
BLOOD FOR SMOKERS -- EVERYBODY LIGHTS UP!
FIRECRACKER LANDS TINY PINK FROGGIES IN PRISON