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This page automatically generates tabloid headlines, patterned after the classic Weekly World News of the 1980s and 1990s.

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BIONIC TOT, 63, FIGHTS WONDER SURGERY!
TEEN GIRLS STAB TRAGIC INFANT FOR A BLOOD
CUDDLING COUPLES RESCUE CARING LADY'S EAR -- FROM HELL
MEOW! FUR FLIES BETWEEN SPACE CREATURE AND GUTSY GRANNY
MY DEAD GUILTY DINER CAME BACK AS A PARROT

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