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MOTORIST LOOKS INTO MIRROR AND DISCOVERS HE'S A SUPER GRANDPA!
MEOW! FUR FLIES BETWEEN GOLD SMUGGLER AND FLYING HORSE
UFO FLEET TRAPS A FAMILY IN A CAR
FLAMETHROWER SCARES COOL LITTLE DUDE
FLAMING FAIRY REFUSES TO GO NIGHTY-NIGHT WITHOUT BEER