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BIKERS SAY WOMEN WERE SNAPPY DRESSERS
DAREDEVIL GRAMPS TELLS HOW YOU CAN READ A GOLDEN GIRL LIKE A BOOK
LOTTERY OFFICIALS SOLD CORPSES' ORGANS, COPS SAY
FOOD-FIGHT HORROR! CAFETERIA MELEE LEFT SECRETARY BRAIN DEAD
GALS SAY CANE-WIELDING GRANNY HIRED PRESCHOOLERS -- THEN TRIED TO POISON HER HORN-HATING ELEPHANT