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MOTORIST SHAVES FEDS BALD!
DEVIL WORSHIPERS GO ON RAMPAGE OF DEATH!
SCORPION CRAWLS INTO DAREDEVIL GRAMPS'S EAR!
SUICIDE BID'S TRAGIC ENDING!
THIS HAPPY MOM LISTENS TO RADIO THROUGH FILLINGS IN HER TEETH