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UFO CREW WAS A WOMAN!
GIANT TURKEYS BITE OFF JOCKS'S FINGERS
SLEEPING DRUNK LEADS GHOSTBUSTERS
VAMPIRE TELLS HOW YOU CAN READ A MURDERER LIKE A BOOK
WOMEN WITH JOBS TAKE REVENGE ON TEEN WHO KILLED THEIR PAL!