Tabloid Headline Generator!

This page automatically generates tabloid headlines, patterned after the classic Weekly World News of the 1980s and 1990s.

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SLEEPING DRUNK TAKES POISONED JUICE HOSTAGE
MEDICAL EXPERT'S BITE KILLS KINDHEARTED BOSS
BOOZERS HIJACK GRAVE ROBBING GRANNY'S CAR!
VENGEFUL BLONDE BOMBSHELL BEHEADED BIG SPENDER
HELP! A SNAKE IS EATING MY CHILD

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