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CUSTOMER WITH A DEAD BABY
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JUNK FOOD JUNKIES TURN INTO PINT-SIZED MODELS!
HELP! A SNAKE IS EATING MY CRIPPLED TEEN
CHINESE PARENTS MEET THEIR OWN GHOSTS