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WIFE KNIFES HER ONE-LEGGED JOCK
LEADING LADY FOILED IN PLOT TO BUMP OFF FRANTIC MOM
MILLIONAIRE HUBBY, SHY SPINSTER, AND MILLIONAIRE GET PRISON TERMS IN RAMBO-STYLE KILLING
ASTONISHING CHILD LEAVES SHOW BIZ TO BECOME A JUDGE
ANIMAL-CONTROL OFFICER: SPACE ALIENS'S LIES RUINED MY LIFE!