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This page automatically generates tabloid headlines, patterned after the classic Weekly World News of the 1980s and 1990s.

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YOUR CHINESE HOROSCOPE: YOU ARE MOST COMPATIBLE WITH COLLEGE KIDS OR BEAN LOVERS
PARENTS RAISE SON AS BANDIT CAT -- TO WARD OFF ONE HUNDRED GHOSTS
VACATIONING COUPLE CAME FROM THE SKY
BROWN-EYED PSYCHIC SAYS HEART ATTACK PATIENTS CAN HEAL THEMSELVES
VETERINARIAN KILLS WITH HIS EYES

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