Tabloid Headline Generator!

This page automatically generates tabloid headlines, patterned after the classic Weekly World News of the 1980s and 1990s.

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EYEWITNESS CAN'T TOUCH ELECTRIFIED EYEWITNESS
NEWBORN BABY SAYS HE WAS EX-DETECTIVE'S PRISONER 8 YEARS
SATANIC SPIRITS DRIVE CASTAWAY FISHERMEN NUTS!
90-YEAR-OLD BOYFRIEND TREATED LIKE DOG
PORT WORKERS PIG OUT ON PETS

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