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PREHISTORIC TWO-TON OSTRICHES MAKE PRISON ESCAPE ON ICE SKATES
GOLDEN GIRL LIKES ROMANCE AND LOTS OF HUGS
HOOD ORNAMENT SPOTTED ON BELLY OF U.F.O.
NEW SCHEME LETS HEARTBROKEN HUBBIES DECK THEIR WALLS WITH FROZEN BUNDLE OF NEWSPAPERS
SKATEBOARD HOTDOG COMMITS SUICIDE OVER VAN

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