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IN MIRACLE BABY'S OWN WORDS: HOW A JEALOUS BEAU BECOMES A ONE-MAN POLICE DEPARTMENT
STRIPPER WIFE LEAVES ALIEN MUMMY
JIMMY SWAGGART MADE ME PREGNANT -- THEN STOLE THE BABY!
MY PREACHER IS POSSESSED!
TOUR BUS DRIVER SHOT TWICE IN HIS HEAD GRABS GUNS & FIGHTS BACK