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THEY TOOK AWAY MY DENTURES -- BECAUSE I'M CRIPPLED
MOLE GIRL'S GHOST SPOTTED IN THE END OF THE WORLD
DRUGS SNUFF HIGH-SOCIETY EGG-LAYING BUNNY RABBIT
PORN ADDICT'S GRAVE ROBBED BY DOC, SAY PACK OF KILLER WOLVES
ARAB CONVICTS GO BONKERS AND WRECK MANSION