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FAT SLOB TELLS RELUCTANT LOTTERY WINNERS TO GO TAKE A FLYING LEAP
TOP MODEL GUNNED DOWN BY OLD ROMEO!
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DANES AND SHY KIDS TALK IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES
SPORTS FAN SUES AFTER BLIND DENTIST DOES BELLY FLOP ON TOP OF HIM