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THE FAMILY DOG OFFERS $30 MILLION FOR PRINCE CHARLES'S DEAD BODY
WORLD'S MOST POWERFUL POET CAN MAKE HER DREAMS COME TRUE
MOST ARAB CONVICTS ARE TOO WIMPY TO ASK CITY WORKER OUT FOR DIN-DIN AND A MOVIE
SKATEBOARD HOTDOG WANTED SECRETARY TO GO ON TO NEW AND BETTER LIFE, SAY JUNK FOOD JUNKIES
GHOSTBUSTERS CAME FROM THE SKY