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CITY BIGSHOT PROVES THAT EX-LOVERS ARE STUPID!
TUB-OF-LARD TEEN HAS A CANDLE OF HER OWN!
GUN-TOTING GAL KNIFES HER DOOMED AIDS MAN
MANNEQUIN TURNS HITMEN INTO BIGSHOTS
THIS GROOM CAN'T FALL ASLEEP -- OR HE WILL DIE!