Tabloid Headline Generator!

This page automatically generates tabloid headlines, patterned after the classic Weekly World News of the 1980s and 1990s.

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BROWN-EYED PSYCHIC IN SEX-CHANGE SHOCKER!
PRIEST GIVES TYCOON A BREAK
FAT CHUBBY DRUG PEDDLER GETS FATTER
SEX-CHANGE DOC LOCKS UP NAGGING DREAM EXPERT -- AND STARVES HER
MURDER MYSTERY SOLVED BY PROFESSOR

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