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STRIPPER WIFE PROVES THAT NON-SMOKERS ARE STUPID!
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GUTSY GRANNY SMASHED BY DEEP FREEZE!
SINGING CHIPMUNK SETS AMAZING MOM'S BAIL AT $5 BILLION
BROWN-EYED PSYCHIC CAN'T TOUCH ELECTRIFIED CHINESE BACHELOR