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MOLE PEOPLE INVENTED BASEBALL!
KILLER WHALE STABBED TO DEATH BY HIS SISTER IN FIRECRACKER TIFF
GIRLS WARN OF DEVIL-WORSHIP CRIME WAVE
HELP! A SNAKE IS EATING MY NASTY COUSIN
MOTORIST FIREBOMBED!