Tabloid Headline Generator!

This page automatically generates tabloid headlines, patterned after the classic Weekly World News of the 1980s and 1990s.

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THE REVENGE OF TEETOTALING GALS
SPIRIT OF SATAN WORKS FOR A CUCUMBER PACKING PLANT
NAKED MAN LEAVES SHOW BIZ TO BECOME A ROCK WHIZ
FOOD-FIGHT HORROR! CAFETERIA MELEE LEFT CIRCUS BOSS BRAIN DEAD
TRAGIC INFANT PLOTTED WITH SLIMEBALL PRODUCER TO KILL HUBBY!

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