Tabloid Headline Generator!

This page automatically generates tabloid headlines, patterned after the classic Weekly World News of the 1980s and 1990s.

Refresh the page for more tabloid headlines!

IMPATIENT MOTORIST STABS EGG-LAYING BUNNY RABBIT, COPS SAY
HOTSHOT LAWYER TURNS TO CRIME TO SUPPORT SURGEON'S BINGO HABIT
BRAZEN DOPE DEALERS WAIT 14 YEARS TO MAKE WHOOPEE -- AND IT KILLS THEM!
EXPERT REVEALS: MURDERER WAS SHOWN FOUR ALIEN BODIES!
STUDENT PREZ HAS A PET ROCK OF HER OWN!

Index