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TUBBY STATE TROOPER TREATED LIKE DOG
A-BOMB TURNS TRIBE INTO SUPER BRAINS
DOCS HIJACK SKY DIVER'S CAR!
THOSE TIPS TURN TEEN GANG INTO JERKS
PAROLE BOARD DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS PREGNANT UNTIL BABY'S BIRTH