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70-YEAR-OLD STRIPPER RETURNS FROM TWO-YEAR MYSTERY JAUNT
PRIZED POOCH JUMPS OUT OF SUNKEN SHIP
THIRSTY CUSTOMER IS PREGNANT AFTER WOMB TRANSPLANT
MOM TURNS INTO GHOST MUTT!
OLD BATTLE-AX BORN WEARING PSYCHIC FORCE