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GOURMET BURGLARS TAKE REVENGE ON EX-FOOTBALL STAR WHO KILLED THEIR PAL!
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TIME RUNS OUT ON AMAZING REPORTS
STRICKEN DOOMED INFANT: SPOOK CHASERS CURED ME OF AIDS!
HIT-AND-RUN VICTIM CAN'T CUT LOOSE FROM MAMA'S APRON STRINGS