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NUDE MAN KILLED BY NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE
FRAT HOUSE WORKERS PIG OUT ON PETS
OLD BATTLE-AX PAYS $345,000 FOR PET ROCK
SECRETARY DIES OF FRIGHT IN TRAGIC BALLPOINT PEN HORROR
MATH TEACHER TAKES SPOONFUL OF SUGAR HOSTAGE