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This page automatically generates tabloid headlines, patterned after the classic Weekly World News of the 1980s and 1990s.

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LITTLE KIDS ADMIT: OUR LOUSY LOVERS ARE LOUSY LOVERS
GHOST BUDDIES INVENTED BASEBALL!
WOMAN SAYS VACATIONERS CAN HEAL THEMSELVES
ACCUSED SISSY BOY FIGHTS TO KEEP KIDS
FASHION DO'S AND DON'TS FOR STUNNED SCIENTISTS

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