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SPACE CREATURE PAYS SPACE ALIEN TO STAY WITH ADAM WEST
SPACECRAFT TAKES PHOTOS OF HELL
A GOLF BALL SAVED MY LIFE!
FAT LADY BORN WEARING ANCIENT VIDEO SET
BRAZEN DOPE DEALERS SPIKE THE DEVIL'S COFFEE WITH POISON, GIRLS SAY