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HUMAN FETUSES PAY VISIT TO BLIND DENTIST WHO TURNED CEMETERY INTO CHINA
PROFESSOR TOSSED OUT ON HER EAR -- ON THE WAY TO THE HONEYMOON!
GOOFY GURU STILL TRAVELS IN STYLE
FOOD-FIGHT HORROR! CAFETERIA MELEE LEFT SUPERMOM BRAIN DEAD
HEARTLESS WIFE HURT IN OUTHOUSE RACE