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DRUG-DEALING KID PREGNANT -- FOR 36 YEARS!
EX-DETECTIVE TRIES TO KILL HIMSELF WITH SPIKED FOOD
TRAGIC TEEN MARRIES SUPER GRANDPA
NUTRITIONAL EXPERT NABS SCREWBALL WHO SHOT HIM THREE TIMES
CANCER STRIKES HEALTH FOOD FREAKS FIRST