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CRUEL CUP OF SALT
BACHELOR SAVES SON FROM RHINO
MIRACLE BABY KILLS CEREBRAL PALSY MOM FOR HER 'SINS'
ACCUSED BEEFY BULLFIGHTER FIGHTS TO KEEP KIDS
MOM-TO-BE KILLED BY PRIZE CAMEL