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INCREDIBLE SHRINKING DOG'S PARENTS BEGGING FOR HANDOUTS
SMOKE BLOWER SHAVES PRE-TEEN GIRLS BALD!
GOURMET BURGLARS HAVE HOME-WRECKING SPOOKS ON THE RUN
BAT BOY WAS A WOMAN!
BABY REFUSES TO GO NIGHTY-NIGHT WITHOUT BEER