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STUDENT BATTLES STUDENTS WHO WON'T LET HER RAISE HER SONS
SHOW-OFF SAYS HE WAS METER MAID'S PRISONER 8 YEARS
ZOO ANIMALS GO ON RAMPAGE OF DEATH!
REINCARNATION SAVES BLIND DENTIST'S LIFE 15 TIMES
NURSE EXPLAINS WHY WE SOMETIMES FEEL TIRED AND WORN OUT