Tabloid Headline Generator!

This page automatically generates tabloid headlines, patterned after the classic Weekly World News of the 1980s and 1990s.

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JUNK COLLECTOR KILLS NUTRITIONAL EXPERT FOR HER 'SINS'
WOMEN IN ATLANTIS NEED LESSONS IN THE BIRDS & AND THE BEES
FIFTH-GRADER CHEWS DIRT!
BIRTHDAY BOY HIDES EVIDENCE IN HIS HOUSE, SAY HIT MEN
MOST SMOKERS ARE TOO WIMPY TO ASK EXPERT OUT FOR DIN-DIN AND A MOVIE

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