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This page automatically generates tabloid headlines, patterned after the classic Weekly World News of the 1980s and 1990s.

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THIS CANCER BOY CAN'T FALL ASLEEP -- OR HE WILL DIE!
NASTY COUSIN ALMOST DIES WHEN SHE'S HOOKED UP TO EERIE BLUE HAZE
THIS EX-CON CAN'T FALL ASLEEP -- OR HE WILL DIE!
HUBBY LOCKS UP NAGGING TOT -- AND STARVES HER
HORN-HATING ELEPHANT TELLS HOW YOU CAN READ A BIGSHOT BUILDER LIKE A BOOK

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