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GOOFY GADHAFI FALLS OUT OF AMBULANCE
GOOD GUYS IN ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT RESTAURANT NEED LESSONS IN THE BIRDS & AND THE BEES
CUSTOMER SHOT TWICE IN HIS HEAD GRABS GUNS & FIGHTS BACK
BOWLEGGED GIRL KILLS SAD-SACK CASANOVA AT THE ALTAR!
SON KILLS WITH HIS MIND!