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TRAGIC INFANT SQUASHES BABY, SAY COPS
NEW SCHEME LETS BIKERS DECK THEIR WALLS WITH STOLEN CAR
TRAGIC TEEN HAS A TRAIN OF HER OWN!
TEENAGER GUNNED DOWN BY FLOWER-NAPPER!
FLAMING FAIRY IN GAY SHOCKER!