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SCHOOLBOY KILLS HIMSELF WITH A YUPPIE PUPPY!
ANGRY TRUCKER TELLS OF TRIP TO HEAVEN
PUNKS CREMATED IN HELL!
DOCS MAKE ARM OUT OF SON'S MUMMIFIED BODY!
TRIPLETS WED AFTER ROMANCE IN PAST LIFE