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SUPERCOP KNIFES HER CHINESE BACHELOR
SWAMI FOUND IN SPOONFUL OF SUGAR
LONELY LITTLE CROONER SQUASHES BABY, SAY COPS
PET SHOP OWNER RENTS BODY PARTS TO GHOSTBUSTERS
SEVERED HEAD PUTS THE BITE ON LOVERBOY!