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FOOLS IN A SPIN OVER SPOOK CHASERS
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EGG-LAYING BUNNY RABBIT's LAST WISH: 'TAKE ME TO MEET MY MAKER -- IN MY DUMP TRUCK'
PRIZE CAMEL HELPS TEENAGE GIRL COME CLEAN
CAPTAIN TIED UP BABY GIRL, SAYS MIRACLE MAN