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COPS PUT BITE ON HEARTBROKEN HUBBIES
PHYS ED TEACHER HIDES TURTLE BLOOD IN HIS HOUSE, SAY DUMB NEWLYWEDS
SHY COUPLE CAME FROM SUNKEN SHIP!
EGG-LAYING BUNNY RABBIT SHOT TWICE IN HIS HEAD GRABS GUNS & FIGHTS BACK
FOREIGNERS TERRIFY FAMILY!