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TIPPLING TYKE SAVES SON FROM RHINO
MARILYN MONROE PAYS QUICK-THINKING TOT TO STAY WITH ELTON JOHN
1,700 SHUTTLE ASTRONAUTS LIVING IN THE AFTERLIFE!
COMMUNISTS TELL CHINESE PARENTS: JUST DREAM YOUR TROUBLES AWAY!
GLAMOR GIRL HAS A COLOR TV OF HER OWN!

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