Tabloid Headline Generator!

This page automatically generates tabloid headlines, patterned after the classic Weekly World News of the 1980s and 1990s.

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IS THE PRESS COVERING UP THE REAL STORIES ABOUT LOVESICK MONKEY?
DOOMED AIDS MAN'S PIX MAKE ME SICK!
CANCER STRIKES DUMBO CONS FIRST
OLDSTER PAIR TERRORIZE BIKERS
I KILLED A SUPERCOP... BUT NOBODY BELIEVES ME

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