Tabloid Headline Generator!

This page automatically generates tabloid headlines, patterned after the classic Weekly World News of the 1980s and 1990s.

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SUPERCOP KNIFES HER CHINESE BACHELOR
SWAMI FOUND IN SPOONFUL OF SUGAR
LONELY LITTLE CROONER SQUASHES BABY, SAY COPS
PET SHOP OWNER RENTS BODY PARTS TO GHOSTBUSTERS
SEVERED HEAD PUTS THE BITE ON LOVERBOY!

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