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600 DOPE-CRAZED ANIMALS CLONED BY FBI MARKSMAN
HANDLESS MAN IS COOKED OVER HOT PLATE!
HIT-AND-RUN VICTIM'S TOO FAT FOR COURTROOM
SWAMI'S PARENTS BEGGING FOR HANDOUTS
PRESCHOOLERS TAKE REVENGE ON JUNKIE WHO KILLED THEIR PAL!