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WORLD LEADERS SUED FOR CASTRATING DRUG-DEALING KID
LUNATIC WRITES LETTER WITH HIS BLOOD
STUNNED DOCTORS TELL STRANGERS: JUST DREAM YOUR TROUBLES AWAY!
GREEDY NIECE COMES BACK TO LIFE!
HIT MEN TELL DANES: JUST DREAM YOUR TROUBLES AWAY!