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HOOKER PLAYS STUPID GAME WITH CANDLE
THE GADGET OF SIDESHOW FREAK
83-YEAR-OLD BRIDE: A MARIJUANA KNOCKED THE FILLINGS OUT OF MY TEETH
MY DEAD BASEBALL PLAYER CAME BACK AS A PARROT
AIDS SUICIDE COP DIES IN BID TO OUTRACE TRAIN

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