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SHOCKER: SWAMI WITH AIDS KEPT ON CUTTIN'
KIDS TURN INTO CANNIBALS!
SHY COUPLE TAKE IN DEVIL WORSHIPER
MOM-TO-BE FOILED IN PLOT TO BUMP OFF SKATEBOARD HOTDOG
LOTTERY-HATING PREACHER HACKED TO PIECES WITH CHAIN SAW!