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EXPERT HIDES UNDER BED WHILE NICE FOLKS AND BEAN LOVERS PUSH THE PANIC BUTTON
MY NAKED DRIVER HAD A TIME BOMB IN HIS HEAD
MARRIED BOYFRIEND BOOKED IN BEEF OVER JOKE
MOTORIST FIREBOMBED!
DRUGS SNUFF HIGH-SOCIETY FANCY POODLE BREEDER