Monty Python Public Announcement: What REALLY goes on in the private forum...

Octavian X · October 27, 2003, 01:26

Sir Ralph:
Morning.

dejon:
Morning.

DaveMcW:
Morning.

dejon:
Morning.

Sir Ralph:
Morning.

DaveMcW:
Morning.

dejon:
Morning.

Octavian X:
Morning.

Sir Ralph:
Morning.

DaveMcW:
What's new?

Sir Ralph:
Not much.

Solomwi:
Morning.

Darekill:
Morning.

Octavian X:
Hello.

dejon:
Morning.

Sir Ralph:
Morning.

DaveMcW:
Morning.

Darekill:
Morning.

DaveMcW:
Morning.

Octavian X:
Morning.

dejon:
Morning.

Sir Ralph:
LzPrst was just asking 'what's new?'.

Solomwi:
Was he?

Sir Ralph:
Yeah,... mhmm.

DaveMcW:
Hey, look. Reddwarfian's being eaten.

dejon:
Is he? Makes you think, doesn't it?

Solomwi:
Mmm.

DaveMcW:
I mean, what's it all about?

Solomwi:
Beats me.

Beta · October 27, 2003, 14:36

Wow! You guys actually talk??!!

Hot Mustard · October 27, 2003, 21:17

Oct! You're sharing vital information!

j/k

conmcb25 · October 27, 2003, 21:44

Members of the Monkey Commune rapidly make notes before the thread is zapped!

bongo · October 28, 2003, 03:57

Cookie anyone?

Darekill · October 28, 2003, 09:59

Guten morgen

The Slayer · October 28, 2003, 10:14

Latin Lover Intelligence Agency has been here

Arrian · October 28, 2003, 10:52

In the CoD forum:

FP: "Cake or Death?"

Arrian: "Cake please."

FP: "Very well, give him cake!"

FP: "You! [points to MS] Cake or Death?"

MS: "Umm. Cake please. What is going on?"

FP: "Very well. Give him cake too! We're gonna run out of cake at this rate. You! [points to Cort Haus] Cake or Death?"

CH: "Death please. No! Wait! I meant Cake!"

FP: "You said Death first! Aha-aha, Death first!"

CH: "I meant cake."

FP: "Oh, alright. You're lucky I'm Church of England. Next please, Cake or Death?"

Luckily, that's our whole active membership, so the fact that we only get 3 bits of cake a day doesn't get anyone killed.

-Arrian

conmcb25 · October 28, 2003, 11:13

Monkey Commune furiously takes notes again!

Rhothaerill · October 28, 2003, 14:05

Quote:

Originally posted by Arrian
Luckily, that's our whole active membership, so the fact that we only get 3 bits of cake a day doesn't get anyone killed.

You should have joined Tabemono. We have cake, chinese food, basically whatever kind of food anyone wants...ALL THE TIME!!!

Arrian · October 28, 2003, 14:42

Bah, we have other things to do besides eat all day. Like drink! We have vinyards right next to Izzardia. This, of course, may prevent us from ruling the world. It doesn't bother us much.

-Arrian

bongo · October 28, 2003, 15:50

Quote:

You should have joined Tabemono. We have cake, chinese food, basically whatever kind of food anyone wants...ALL THE TIME!!!

I still think it is unfair that your warriors have SIX hit points....

Arrian · October 28, 2003, 16:10

Yeah, but no movement points!

-Arrian

bongo · October 28, 2003, 16:16

Remember the leviathan from CTP? It's ADM were 90/90/1

Arrian · October 28, 2003, 17:41

Nope, I don't. I tried CTP once and hated it. I can't remember if it was I or II. I also can't really explain why I hated it. I think, maybe, that I am one of those who actually *likes* worker units, as opposed to public works.

-Arrian

Alexander's Horse · October 28, 2003, 17:47

what private forum?

Arrian · October 28, 2003, 17:49

@ Horse.

bongo · October 28, 2003, 19:39

He's back!!!

Arrian, I played both CTP and CTP2 and it's biggest fault was the lack of the 'just one more turn'-feeling.

Cort Haus · October 29, 2003, 11:12

The biggest problem I had with CTP2 was the AI border-violation bug and the lack of support from Activision to fix it. I wasn't too bothered either way about Public Works thing, but the tech tree, looking back at it, is far too busy and there were too many unit types, especially stealth units. The combined arms combat system and stacking limit had things going for them, though the latter could be fiddly to manage.

LzPrst · October 29, 2003, 13:41

didnt like ctp much either...
public works, not good. couldnt chop down forest till the middle ages!? laughable.
unit stacking interesting concept though...

btw border violations, is it just me or does the AI in civ3 let all other AI players move freely through their lands?

Arrian · October 29, 2003, 14:23

The AI civs all sign RoP's with each other at the earliest opportunity, yeah.

You can do that to, generally.

-Arrian

Niessuh · October 29, 2003, 14:41

(in spanish)

Ministry of conquests:

The Slayer: ok, turn XX, post your orders!

ydiiby: this warrior here, that warrior there, that one somewhere else...

Hammerland:

amidala: Great

mmc65: fine

.
[X 10]
.
Niessuh: What about X? wait....Y, maybe?

[edit: I agree]

Magno _uy: good

Gosties: right

conmcb25 · October 29, 2003, 14:43

Quote:

Originally posted by conmcb25
Monkey Commune furiously takes notes again!

As usual, I just cant believe all the good intell you guys are giving up!

bongo · October 29, 2003, 16:26

Did I tell you that the Mohammed al-Sahaf Team has built it's first rifleman? Amazing isn't it

Arrian · October 29, 2003, 16:59

Your riflemen stand no chance against the 1st battalion, transvestite brigade, airborne wing. They will be so surprised to see blokes with fantastic makeup and fantastic guns parachuting out of the sky that they will forget to fight.

-Arrian

ZargonX · October 29, 2003, 17:01

Tabemono Team Forum:

ZargonX: What *munch* with the *munch*
Kloreep: Let's *crunch* east.
Sharpe: *slurp*
Rhoth: I agree.
ZargonX: Rhoth, *munch* feeling ok?
Rhoth: *burrrrrrrrrrp*
Kloreep: Much *crunch* better

Cort Haus · October 29, 2003, 17:57

Quote:

Originally posted by ZargonX
Tabemono Team Forum:

ZargonX: What *munch* with the *munch*
Kloreep: Let's *crunch* east.
Sharpe: *slurp*
Rhoth: I agree.
ZargonX: Rhoth, *munch* feeling ok?
Rhoth: *burrrrrrrrrrp*
Kloreep: Much *crunch* better

Translation : we're building granaries everywhere and all our tiles are flood plains.