DRUNKATHON 2003 - Let the Games BEGIN! - Page 2

Pekka · October 31, 2003, 17:47

Chemical Ollie, sure. I don't live in Lappeenranta

. You guessed right the first time. But I'll be in Lappeenranta because I've been invited.. and I promised to help in .. how do you say .. when you fix some apartment? Anyway, I'll be helping that, painting, what ever.. lots of things to do there. I get few euros, so that helps me because I'm broke.

Chemical Ollie · October 31, 2003, 17:53

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Originally posted by Pekka

btw Olaf, you are very skilled reader between the lines

.. I think I never actually said it. You are the master.

So I was right after all? You just fooled me into believing you were a student at Lappeenranta Yliopisto (see my mislead post above).

But I've lived in Åbo for 2 years, so I know the place. And you have said the following:

1) You live close to Åbo/Turkku

2) You are not very good at speaking Swedish. That excludes Åbo Akademi and suggests Turkun Yliopisto.

3) You are a student of Computer Science. That suggests Data City in Åbo

Pekka · October 31, 2003, 17:58

Yes. You are more perceptive than the CIA.
No, I go to Lappeenranta to help my buddy to fix his place up. He'll pay me some money, and there should be a girl too....

. So basically I'm taking the next week off, to make some money.

Pekka · October 31, 2003, 17:58

Oh forgot the update. Beer number 7, here I come.

Bugs ****ing Bunny · October 31, 2003, 18:19

Fah.

Beer is for girls. I've been drinking wine.

Pekka · October 31, 2003, 18:21

Beer number 8.. your mine.

Bugs ****ing Bunny · October 31, 2003, 18:27

Bottle number two. You are soooooo my biitch.

Immortal Wombat · October 31, 2003, 18:30

ok, I've just downed four shots of vodka to catch up. They'll start to kick in soon.

Pekka · October 31, 2003, 18:31

Oh yeah oh yeah? Make me .. IT'S TIME .. FOR POWERDRINKING! I'll be downing next two beers FAST.

Immortal Wombat · October 31, 2003, 18:32

*shot*

Immortal Wombat · October 31, 2003, 18:33

This'd be much more fun if I was telling the truth.

Pekka · October 31, 2003, 18:37

I have now drunk 9 beers, and I'm alreadt feeling sick. I'm not that dizzy, I just don't feel good. I'm disappointed at myself. I take little time out and try to come back swinging.

Chemical Ollie · October 31, 2003, 18:39

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Originally posted by Pekka
Yes. You are more perceptive than the CIA...

I really am a spy. Business intelligence is my profession, and I'm very good at it. I've lurked myself into the research centres of several competitors of my company, disguised as an Åbo Akademi student, an outsourcing supplier or whatever. I'm also highly skilled in gathering a lot of information from open sources, like the competitors' web sites.

You are one of the few people at Apolyton I have put on my buddies' list. I don't know what it is, but there's some reason I like you even though you are much younger than me. You seem to have an open mind and a cool attitude, combined with some serious concerns about things that really matter, like your family, and you openly share all of those thoughts with us. I like that, so naturally I remember a lot of the things you say.

Chemical Ollie · October 31, 2003, 18:44

I just mixed a Margaritha for myself, but it was far too much Tequila and to little juice. I think I have to dilute it when I've made some more room in the glass. I have a principle to never drink after midnight, to avoid hangovers and be able to drive a car the day after. I tend to break that principle very often, but now my wife has a fever, so I really have to drive my kids to the swimming pool tomorrow morning. Just 18 minutes to finish this drink...

Pekka · October 31, 2003, 18:45

Chemical Ollie, Thanks

However now I go to sleep, I don't feel too good. I guess it was that pizza I just ate and then started drinking too many beers right after. What a big anti-climax. Good night everyone, I apologize for my bad performance.

Bugs ****ing Bunny · October 31, 2003, 18:46

Right, yer buggers. I'm getting out the cask-stength Caol Ila.

Stuie · October 31, 2003, 18:47

Playing catch up.

Shot.

Shot.

Shot.

Time to hand out candy.

Chemical Ollie · October 31, 2003, 18:50

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Originally posted by Pekka

However now I go to sleep, I don't feel too good. I guess it was that pizza I just ate and then started drinking too many beers right after. What a big anti-climax. Good night everyone, I apologize for my bad performance.

Aaaaahhh, you can't be serious! Are you getting old? Even an old fart like me can outperform that. But then, of course, I am an "Axelbandet" veteran.

Are you familiar with them?

Pekka · October 31, 2003, 18:51

No I'm not familiar with Axelbandet?

But I'm not gone yet. I just checked out my e-mails and checked this thread one more time. Looks like I have to keep on going!!!

Bugs ****ing Bunny · October 31, 2003, 18:52

You're an arsebandit veteran?

Pekka · October 31, 2003, 19:06

10th down. I feel a bit better, but still a little nausea.. I still blame the pizza. I'm also getting a bit drunk as well.

Chemical Ollie · October 31, 2003, 19:07

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Originally posted by Pekka
No I'm not familiar with Axelbandet?

OK, you just moved to Åbo, so you are excused. But you will find out, I promise you. In '98, I met a research student from HUT at a conference in Toronto (hot chick by the way). Her comment on Axelbandet was "Sooooo obnoxious!". And she was right. A standard piece of their show is to eat memma out of someone's naked ass. When I was a member, we had "Lilla My" opening "Muminpappa's" belly with a chainsaw live on stage. Muminpappa had an aluminium plate to protect his real flesh, then a plastic bag filled with chopped knakkimakkara and ketchup inside the Muminpappa suit. The ground sausage and ketchup were sprayed all over the front rows of the audience, who mostly had their best clothes on

The week before that, the extremely famous and cool funk band "Tower of Power" from San Francisco played on the same stage - with less people to come and listen. That is an achivement of significant pride by Axelbandet.

I have an endless account of "war stories" from my days in Axelbandet. You will hear more of it some day, but perhaps not tonight

http://www.abo.fi/karen/special/axelbandet/

Pekka · October 31, 2003, 19:10

sounds awesome

Pekka · October 31, 2003, 19:14

Hmm.. their strangeness exceeds my beliefs. I just looked at their fotoalbum, and it's filled with excellent pictures. Like the lady in raincoat, with a dildo and bottle of beer. These people are awesome. 11th beer is making it's way inside me.

Pekka · October 31, 2003, 19:24

No no no this is just not working for me anymore. I'm not feeling good. I have a head ache now, and general nausea. I go to sleep. Good night everyone.

Pekka · October 31, 2003, 20:00

WINNERS NEVER QUIT!

13th downed BIaatches!

edit: sorry, 12th downed, and on to nymber 13

Bereta_Eder · October 31, 2003, 20:02

Tell us when you puke Pekka

Pekka · October 31, 2003, 20:04

I don't puke. It was the pizza I'm telling .. I was too full. It's not good to drink if you are too full.. you need to let it go down a bit and then start.. but the pizzxa is now gone and I'm ROLLING and I TAKE NO PRISONERS!

Bereta_Eder · October 31, 2003, 20:10

Speaking of pizza I was glad to see there was still a piece in the box! It will go well with my retsina and my empty heart

Chemical Ollie · October 31, 2003, 20:10

I will go to bed soon, otherwise my wife would kill me. Sorry to leave you, but I'm a family man.

I hope you do well, Pekka. You should be working on beer number 20+ when I wake up tomorrow morning. That's the way we did it in Axelbandet. I stopped drinking an hour ago, but only because I promised my wife.