Dennis Kucinich, savior of the universe

Stefu · November 2, 2003, 11:07

The selectsmart quiz showed that many Poly members prefer congressman Dennis Kucinich as their candidate, so this is another one in my series of threads that showcase what a great and not at all mind-numbingly monkey-rapingly insane candidate he is.

He takes position on important things such as chemtrails and orbital mind control lasers. (to his credit, he later changed the bill to be somewhat less insane, but still, DOES THIS MEAN HE'LL FLIP ON THE TINFOIL HATS ISSUE NEXT?)

He offers magnificient speeches on the everyday matters of life, such as experiencing the wonders of life multidimensional and transcendent or something. A part of his wisdom that is obviously so wise it takes a wiser man than me to understand it:

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Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self. The energy of the stars becomes us. We become the energy of the stars. Stardust and spirit unite and we begin: One with the universe. Whole and holy. From one source, endless creative energy, bursting forth, kinetic, elemental. We, the earth, air, water and fire-source of nearly fifteen billion years of cosmic spiraling.

We begin as a perfect union of matter and spirit. We receive the blessings of the Eternal from sky and earth. In our outstretched hands we can feel the energy of the universe. We receive the blessings of the Eternal from water, which nourishes and sanctifies life. We receive the blessings of the Eternal from the primal fire, the pulsating heart of creation. We experience the wonder of life multidimensional and transcendent. We extend our hands upwards and we are showered with abundance. We ask and we receive. A universe of plenty flows to us, through us. It is in us. We become filled with endless possibilities.

He is certainly a man of principle.

He has important inter-party alliances that will surely help him to win the yogic-flying vote of a party who certainly has accomplished something more than being even crazier than Buchanan supporters in the 2000 Reform Party convention, though I can't figure out what just now.

He looks like a Vulcan, and everyone knows Vulcans are the most logical race in the universe.

In this picture we can see sunlight quaintly falling on him, proving that he is certainly not a vampire.

His skills in swordsmanship are undeniable.

All this can lead to only one conclusion - Dennis Kucinich must be elected as the president and possibly the czar of the United States in 2004, 2008 and 3264, when his revived spiritual form will no longer be barred from challenging the incumbency of Zontar-3, the killer robot from outer space.

NeOmega · November 2, 2003, 11:48

He's a little too left for my tastes.

But Dean, endorsed by the NRA..... yeah, that's a Democrat I could like.

Gangerolf · November 2, 2003, 12:14

isn't he the polka guy

Gangerolf · November 2, 2003, 12:20

yes he is

http://www.house.gov/kucinich/info/polka.htm

jdd2007 · November 2, 2003, 12:28

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So let's get this straight. Less than a year ago, Kucinich believed that life begins at conception and that this unborn life is sacred. Now that he is running for president, Kucinich believes that the 51% of Americans who believe that abortion is homicide should be compelled to pay for free abortions for poor women. So much for "choice," Americans, you are going to pay for other people's free abortions even if you think they are committing homicide.

What about all the Americans who think war in Iraq is murder? Now where do more taxes go towards? Yeah, Kucinich is a little crazy and opportunist, but find better sources next time.

NeOmega · November 2, 2003, 12:42

federally funded abortions and sovereign nation bombings are both deplorable.

chequita guevara · November 2, 2003, 13:11

Why are you so fixated on Kucinich, stefu?

Imran Siddiqui · November 2, 2003, 13:58

Because he's a certifiable wacko, che

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Odin · November 2, 2003, 14:02

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Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
Because he's a certifiable wacko, che

.

Not according to politicalcompass.org, he is slightly to the left socially and economically

Imran Siddiqui · November 2, 2003, 14:03

Like I said, he's a certifiable wacko, che

.

(I mean, really... you totally set yourself up for that)

Wernazuma III · November 2, 2003, 18:00

I wonder whether Kucinich is supporting yoga-flying for world peace.

Dis · November 2, 2003, 18:03

did anyone hear Dean called himself a Metrosexual? He didn't even know what it meant.

Ben Kenobi · November 2, 2003, 18:18

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So let's get this straight. Less than a year ago, Kucinich believed that life begins at conception and that this unborn life is sacred. Now that he is running for president, Kucinich believes that the 51% of Americans who believe that abortion is homicide should be compelled to pay for free abortions for poor women.

I may not know his spirituality, but I do know integrity.

Dems are just pawns of NARAL and NOW.

Nubclear · November 2, 2003, 18:21

Kuciwalker · November 2, 2003, 18:45

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All this can lead to only one conclusion - Dennis Kucinich must be elected as the president and possibly the czar of the United States in 2004, 2008 and 3264, when his revived spiritual form will no longer be barred from challenging the incumbency of Zontar-3, the killer robot from outer space.

@ stefu

Theben · November 2, 2003, 18:57

Hey, the polka site has a picture that says: 'CIVILIZATION: Polka, Bowling, Killbasa.'

I didn't know Kucinich made a Civ mod.

Ben Kenobi · November 2, 2003, 19:09

You know, he really should approach Markos about advertising on this site.

chequita guevara · November 2, 2003, 22:00

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Originally posted by Theben
Hey, the polka site has a picture that says: 'CIVILIZATION: Polka, Bowling, Killbasa.'

That reminds me of the slogan of the Chicago Socialst Party: Beer - Bratwust - Bolshevism!

Ramo · November 2, 2003, 22:18

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So let's get this straight. Less than a year ago, Kucinich believed that life begins at conception and that this unborn life is sacred. Now that he is running for president, Kucinich believes that the 51% of Americans who believe that abortion is homicide should be compelled to pay for free abortions for poor women.

So what if he isn't enforcing his superstitions on us, good for him.

At least we'd know there wouldn't be any crazy policy changes whenever the spirits sancitify his arse.

Odin · November 3, 2003, 00:24

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Originally posted by chegitz guevara

That reminds me of the slogan of the Chicago Socialst Party: Beer - Bratwust - Bolshevism!

Stefu · November 3, 2003, 04:02

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What about all the Americans who think war in Iraq is murder? Now where do more taxes go towards? Yeah, Kucinich is a little crazy and opportunist, but find better sources next time.

Basically, the point is that making a leap from being one of the most pro-life Democratic congressmen to one of the most pro-choice Democratic candidates is a flip-flop of mind-defying positions just when approaching the election, especially considering that abortion normally is an issue where one holds a very strong position, kind of makes the rest of his positions pretty suspect, too. Who knows, maybe he's one day all peace and light and next day he'll be nuking Indonesia because they looked at him cross-eyed.

Stefu · November 3, 2003, 04:05

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Why are you so fixated on Kucinich, stefu?

Because he's a creepy little anti-free-trade gnome with big ears, third-party support and certifiable wackiness, and Ross Perot isn't running anymore.

Dis · November 3, 2003, 04:52

makes no difference. He isn't going anywhere.

Stefu · November 3, 2003, 04:56

That's not important. He'll always be the president of my heart.

Stefu · November 11, 2003, 10:17

Now someone's going to accuse me of being fixated again, but this is too good to pass up: Dennis suggests a reality show to help pick him the first lady.

I see this as Hillary's big chance of getting to reins of power again.

(Oh all right, it's probably a joke, but can't you just imagine it? It's certainly rather... America.)

Also, there's a website for job applicants.