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Old November 2, 2003, 18:17   #1
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I am a pervert!
In an attempt to free up some space on my (nearly full) 40GB hard drive, I decided to delete the porn on it.. It turns out that out of 38 GB of 'data' on the drive, 15 GB was porn!!!

Do I win a prize?
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Old November 2, 2003, 18:19   #2
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Old November 2, 2003, 18:20   #3
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Somehow, I think you'll have to hit well over 50% before you even get kudos.
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Old November 2, 2003, 18:24   #4
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cheers lads, thats nice to know! :O)
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have you read some of my posts at poly.

clearly I win the pervert of the year award for poly.
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15 gigs of porn? Any movies or just pics? Because if you have movies, I guess that's pretty much but ok, but if it's only pics.. man you need to get out!
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You do realize, that maybe 0.0001% of worlds population have that same amount or more porn in their HD. That makes you special.
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let me take a quick peruse of my porn collection. I haven't actually looked at my porn in a few weeks. But I could never actually delete my porn.

I still have my "old time" porn. Jpg's and such. Then I moved on to movies.

Let's take a look shall we? I won't go into the seperate categories I have them in. That might be a little too personal . I do have one category called weird sh**. Not something that turns me on, but just general weird ****.

I have one folder titled Pics. But actually I have quite a few videos in this folder as well. It is 1.04 GB.

I have another folder called Vid1. It is 624 MB.

So all in all I have less than 2 GB of porn. I really don't "use" it that much.

I prefer to think of porn in my head. It is much better that way. Mainly because it involves me as the center of attention- not some ugly guy's hairy ass- or hairy schlong.
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you should be okay. unless you are eating something that looks like a hair guys' ass.
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15 gigs of porn? Any movies or just pics? Because if you have movies, I guess that's pretty much but ok, but if it's only pics.. man you need to get out!

Movies only, 15 Gigs of porn is a lot of pictures!
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15gb?

you know, you could buy or cannibalize an old HD, and stick all the files there. it'd be your "porn drive".
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all of the porn on my computer totals, ooh lets see....nothing.
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I have a 40 gig hard drive for mostly music.

But it helps for my 2 gig of porn.
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all of the porn on my computer totals, ooh lets see....nothing.
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porn just isn't a big deal for me anymore. when I was a teenager I had such a hard I mean difficult time finding porn. It sucked having no porn . Now I take it for granted.
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I did not mean to find out that you had 25gb of gay pr0n on your second HD! sorry! i won't tell a soul!

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Is 117mb just of pics bad?
3.6gb of movies.
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not a single byte is porn on my computer...
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btw I always imagine that the leader of Pakistan is pervert.. what was his name again? Pervers Musharraf? Something like that .

It would be funny, if Musharraf meant 'image' or something like that.
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Re: I am a pervert!
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In an attempt to free up some space on my (nearly full) 40GB hard drive, I decided to delete the porn on it.. It turns out that out of 38 GB of 'data' on the drive, 15 GB was porn!!!

Do I win a prize?

15 GB!



... that's almost as much as my picture collection...

Though not many of my pictures is actually porn, about 90% of them only contains a girl (or two ) standing in some "funny" position... this really sets power to my imagination























... of course none of those girls are nude
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i am living in a studentflat and on our network we have more then 500 Gb of porn...(counting hentai and pictures)...now you think why that kind of amounts? well i am living in delft...and in delft...all the students are guys...well 85 % anyways...so that is way we need that amount of porn
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I used to have a huge collection of porn, but after it interfered with my game installation of (I think) Max Payne 1, I completely deleted it. Now, I always have a piece of porn downloading in the background for future enjoyment, but after watching it once (or as many times as need be) I delete it. Now I prove my perversity by the number of bookmarks in my favorites folder rather than the number of GBs on my harddrive.

And now, without further adeu lets start plugging free porn sites! I go first: www.MtGisgoingtohavemyassforthis.com
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I think that violates Apolyton's rules...
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