Am I Jesus II? - Page 2

Ben Kenobi · November 9, 2003, 19:32

Whaleboy at school...

Q Classic · November 9, 2003, 19:34

predictions are always more accurate when not written down beforehand.

get a bunch of followers, too, and make sure you don't end up in waco.
don't change your name to something like bo or peep.
maybe then we'll talk more.

Q Classic · November 9, 2003, 19:36

having that much neon can't be immoral. after all, neon's simply a gas that god created, so...

are you saying god created some immoral things? if so, then you can't be jesus ii, and your usurping dynasty will end with you.

Urban Ranger · November 9, 2003, 23:16

It seems like "Whaleboy" refers to your ego instead of your waist size

Alexander's Horse · November 10, 2003, 00:01

Personally I've always subscribed to view that Whaleboy was the messiah.

Ben Kenobi · November 10, 2003, 00:03

He'd have to be in the belly of the whale for 3 days and 3 nights.

orange · November 10, 2003, 00:54

wow, now THAT'S egotism

Ted Striker · November 10, 2003, 01:03

whaleboy is homo-gay

Whaleboy · November 10, 2003, 13:47

Close, TS

Seriously if like 10'000 of you vote yes, then I get my own religion!!

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Personally I've always subscribed to view that Whaleboy was the messiah.

Verres: Phallic fruit are always so much more fun than talking fruit! *cough*peeled cucumber*cough*

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Can be easily arranged

I remember what happened last time you got me drunk

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I'll even take you bets for you if you fancy a flutter. I could do with some more cash

You're on.

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Voted you are an idiot of course. What else would I put, the grounding force that I am

I put that option there especially for you

. Grounding force? Subterrainian more like...

Egotism is the best cure for a world that hates you.

Drogue · November 10, 2003, 19:32

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I remember what happened last time you got me drunk

I never got you drunk. You chose to drink way to much. I didn't even mix/pour them that much that night.

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You're on.

Ok, give me a premonition, and I'll give you odds. Anything varifiable.

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I put that option there especially for you

. Grounding force? Subterrainian more like...

By saying your not God? It's worse than I thought

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Egotism is the best cure for a world that hates you.

The world doesn't hate you, it just wishes you'd lose some of the ego

Drogue · November 10, 2003, 19:32

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wow, now THAT'S egotism

If only you knew the half of it

Spec · November 10, 2003, 20:59

Well, it seems that you're an idiot.

I wonder if jesus had posted a poll with the same choices if would have been juged an idiot.

hehehe.

Spec.

Q Classic · November 10, 2003, 21:10

yeah, he still hasn't gotten himself nailed to a tree.

st_swithin · November 10, 2003, 21:36

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yeah, he still hasn't gotten himself nailed to a tree.

Seems like that would at least make him either smarter or luckier than Jesus I.

Verres · November 11, 2003, 09:23

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*cough*peeled cucumber*cough*

As I recall, the end result went down rather well with you

Whaleboy · November 11, 2003, 12:05

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As I recall, the end result went down rather well with you

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I never got you drunk. You chose to drink way to much. I didn't even mix/pour them that much that night.

Yes, fortunately Verres knows how to pour proper shots

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Ok, give me a premonition, and I'll give you odds. Anything varifiable.

This prince charles business involves anal sex. I will die in an accident involving a bridge. We won't have a white xmas in Northampton

. I had a dream last night that I'd hurt my knee on Friday. Others are just way too cruel to put on the internet (or leave my mind).

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By saying your not God? It's worse than I thought

Solipcism is a very intriguing area of philosophy...

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The world doesn't hate you, it just wishes you'd lose some of the ego

As you well know, I have a low opinion of myself and jokingly parody myself with self-imposed greatness. The only areas where I believe I am the only valid lifeform are purely metaphysical, and don't preclude the basis for your existence you'll be glad to hear!

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Seems like that would at least make him either smarter or luckier than Jesus I.

st_swithin:

Party in you're honour. Plenty of wine....

Q Classic · November 11, 2003, 14:08

jesus I and jesus II.

sounds like a lost latin american monarchial dynasty.

Verres · November 11, 2003, 15:10

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I will die in an accident involving a bridge.

Somehow I think that is extremely unlikely...bridges are very difficult to fall off 'by accident'. I suppose one could always collapse on top of you; but I think the likelyhood of dying like that is similar to the thing with shark attacks and coconuts.

Q Classic · November 11, 2003, 15:18

oh, and you won't die by falling off a bridge. i know this, because i've dispatched some zealot squads to nail you to a tree.

Verres · November 11, 2003, 15:22

Whaleboy · November 11, 2003, 16:35

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Somehow I think that is extremely unlikely...bridges are very difficult to fall off 'by accident'. I suppose one could always collapse on top of you; but I think the likelyhood of dying like that is similar to the thing with shark attacks and coconuts.

I am a cyclist. Two propositions there that increase the likelihood of my premonition coming true a thousandfold.

Q^3:

Q Classic · November 11, 2003, 16:37

quick, change your name to nicolae carpathia and they'll ignore you!!!

Whaleboy · November 11, 2003, 16:40

Q Classic · November 11, 2003, 16:48

you know, you can also avoid them by going to the desert and calling yourself the kwisatz haderach and/or muad'dib.

Whaleboy · November 11, 2003, 16:50

Too much

st_swithin · November 11, 2003, 16:57

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As you well know, I have a low opinion of myself and jokingly parody myself with self-imposed greatness. The only areas where I believe I am the only valid lifeform are purely metaphysical, and don't preclude the basis for your existence you'll be glad to hear!

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Party in you're honour. Plenty of wine....

Hey! I think I'm a scum-of-the-earth-lowly-worm type myself! Misery loves a party!

Just don't ask me to turn it into water - I only know of one way to transmute the liquid of Dionysus - the slow way.

Whaleboy · November 11, 2003, 17:01

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Hey! I think I'm a scum-of-the-earth-lowly-worm type myself! Misery loves a party!

*hugs and empathy*

Q Classic · November 11, 2003, 17:12

ach.

Drogue · November 11, 2003, 20:04

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This prince charles business involves anal sex. I will die in an accident involving a bridge. We won't have a white xmas in Northampton

. I had a dream last night that I'd hurt my knee on Friday. Others are just way too cruel to put on the internet (or leave my mind).

You want odds?
The first (Prince Charles) is very likely, but may be difficult to get proof. Odds that it's proven: evens. Odds that some newspaper runs a story on it: 1/5 against (It will happen).
The second is pretty doubtful. I'll give you of 20/1, being that it has to be an accident, as said.
Considering bookies take bets of 40/1 on their being a white christmas, you're not going to get decent odds at all on that. Depends on your definition of a white christmas too. If you want to bet, it will likely be 1/40 against type odds.

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As you well know, I have a low opinion of myself and jokingly parody myself with self-imposed greatness.

Hmmm... like you constant "I do this better than you" about things of which you have no knowledge of the other persons ability has nothing to do with the size of your ego? Boastful jokes are one thing, but done that often, and so many times seeming trying to make yourself feel better and others worse

Grates after a while

Making yourself feel better is a great thing. You shouldn't have a low opinion of yourself. However making yourself feel better at others expenses will annoy mnay people. I know this thread is a joke. I know often it isn't.

Sheik · November 11, 2003, 22:23

Well if you think you can make predictions regarding the future the one thing that could test that is the stock market. It is probbaly one of the most unpredictable things out there that nearly everyone is involved in. So name 10 stocks and what their price will be in two weeks; then we will see.