"I Just Hate It When This Happens!"

SlowwHand · November 10, 2003, 14:00

What are some things that happen to you, that just irritates the piss out of you?

I hate it when I reach, without looking, for the deodorant and grab the hairspray that's sitting next to it by accident.

JohnT · November 10, 2003, 14:01

You use solid hairspray?

Jon Miller · November 10, 2003, 14:27

when I am suppose to talk to someone I want to impress

and I can barely remembermy name, and add 1+1

(most of the time this is an issue with women, was in issue at my oral also)

Jon Miller

MikeH · November 10, 2003, 14:30

My hillarious thread gets closed.

SlowwHand · November 10, 2003, 14:33

Getting closed is better than it just disappearing and making you feel crazy.

Japher · November 10, 2003, 14:35

Similar to Jon Miller, but when I can't remember their name. Like when your at the store, you see an old friend/aquantence, they say "Hi Japher" and I am left saying "Hey man"... Maybe I should call ppl by their names more often instead of dude or man?

I also hate it when I write up a good post, and when I hit submit I get "the serve is too busy" message, and then I become confussed on how to register and freak out!

Spec · November 10, 2003, 14:35

I hate it when I buy soft cookies and they get hard and when I buy hard cookies they get soft...

I hate it when I go to the bathroom, wash my hands but the guy before me didn't and opens the door with the same door knob I have to use to get out...

I hate it when poeple brag about how much money they make...but find it funny when they discover by them selfs that I make more than them...I hate people that brag period.

I hate seeing awsome looking women they I will never be able to "touch" because I am so faithful.

¸I could go on and on and on....

Spec,.

Japher · November 10, 2003, 14:39

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I hate seeing awsome looking women they I will never be able to "touch" because I am so faithful.

Ditto. It's even worse when the flirt with you. I work with this one girl/lady, and she flirted with me all the time. Then about a month after we started working together she says "Oh, your married, I didn't know that, when did that happen?"... she finally noticed my ring. Anyway, about a week later she got a boyfriend and stopped flirting with me... that sucked.

I hate this ring

MikeH · November 10, 2003, 14:44

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Originally posted by SlowwHand
Getting closed is better than it just disappearing and making you feel crazy.

They should let you have one last "You closed my thread? You bastard!" post.

rah · November 10, 2003, 14:51

WHY?

Adagio · November 10, 2003, 14:55

I hate it...

...when I hit submit, then get some error msg. Goes back the previous page, to discover my 1000+ lines long post just got erased
...when I suddenly forget a "normal" word (like ketchup) and then having to explain this "thing" what it is ("You know... that red thing in that red bottle, you pour over burgers/hotdogs")

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Originally posted by Japher
Similar to Jon Miller, but when I can't remember their name. Like when your at the store, you see an old friend/aquantence, they say "Hi Japher" and I am left saying "Hey man"... Maybe I should call ppl by their names more often instead of dude or man?

I do this all the time (forgetting that is)... Sometimes I even don't have a clue on who I'm talking to, but they seem to know me real good (This often happens when meeting people I have gone to school with, a couple years ago)

MikeH · November 10, 2003, 14:55

Too much hassle to create a new thread do to it.

st_swithin · November 10, 2003, 14:56

When people stare at me for no apparent reason, and I don't have the chutzpah to say "What the he11 are you looking at?!?"

When people stare at me for some reason and they don't tell me what it is - booger, fly down, stepped in dog poo, standing in hazard area.

Deja vu, jamais vu, kung vu - whatever the he11 people call the experience of feeling like you've been here before, you've been here before but it's all alien now, or you've had your a55 kicked here before.

Jon Miller · November 10, 2003, 14:59

I also wish my threads weren't deleted, just closed (than I won't wonder what happened to them)

also I have ahd that forget a common word happen to me far too often

JOn Miller

st_swithin · November 10, 2003, 15:20

Which leads me to one more thing that sux - waking up and remembering that word at 3am, apropos of absolutely nothing.

DeathByTheSword · November 10, 2003, 16:21

I hate waking up and not knowing why i am on the ground and not in bed...

I hate always forgetting words in my sentences so that i looks like i am just saying some random words after each other...

I hate waking up (on the ground or in bed) with out some hot chick next to me

MrFun · November 10, 2003, 17:28

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Originally posted by SlowwHand
What are some things that happen to you, that just irritates the piss out of you?

I hate it when I reach, without looking, for the deodorant and grab the hairspray that's sitting next to it by accident.

How long of a list do you want me to give?

Let's start with one -- I really hate it when I turn on CNN and they just conclude reporting on something that seemed like what I would have been interested in.

Verto · November 10, 2003, 19:08

Then I won't bring up that fascinating expose they did on...ah, never mind.

Japher · November 10, 2003, 19:12

I hate it when people start to tell you something and than go "ah, never mind."

I hate it when my wife says "can you do me a favor?" then immediately follows it with, "naw, I''ll just do it myself."

Drogue · November 10, 2003, 19:17

Right now the only thing I hate is when my girlfriend has to leave

Immortal Wombat · November 10, 2003, 19:23

Quote:

Originally posted by SlowwHand
I hate it when I reach, without looking, for the deodorant and grab the hairspray that's sitting next to it by accident.

Similar thing: I reach for the mouse and get the stapler, and it always takes me far too long to figure out that it's wrong.

Bereta_Eder · November 10, 2003, 19:24

Not finding parking.

Japher · November 10, 2003, 19:25

or when you find a spot only to find that some asewipe has decided to double park in it

SlowwHand · November 10, 2003, 19:43

I was sleeping with my arm around my cat a few weeks ago when something startled him.
After I stopped the bleeding, I thought, "I just hate that".

Dr Strangelove · November 10, 2003, 20:07

I hate it when have to do a pelvic exam on a woman with a really, really bad and odorous STD at lunchtime.

SlowwHand · November 10, 2003, 20:26

I could have gone all day without knowing that.

Shogun Gunner · November 10, 2003, 20:31

I hate having a good idea about what to post in "I Just Hate it When This Happens", but I get all caught up in reading other people's funny postings that I forgot my idea...

Dis · November 10, 2003, 20:36

hairspray is soooo gay.

Shogun Gunner · November 10, 2003, 20:37

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Originally posted by Dissident
hairspray is soooo gay.

deodorant in your hair is worse

Dis · November 10, 2003, 20:39

I hate spray deoderants anyways.

I like sticks.