"I Just Hate It When This Happens!" - Page 2

chequita guevara · November 10, 2003, 20:40

I hate when I pick up a glass of water when it's sitting next to my glass of Sprite. If you aren't expecting water, it's a real shock.

SlowwHand · November 10, 2003, 20:44

Another thing I hate, which Che reminded me of.

If I'm drinking a beer and watching television, I might sprinkle salt in my palm.
More than once, I've poured beer on my hand.

Shogun Gunner · November 10, 2003, 20:48

or what about reaching over for your Diet Coke, and you accidently pick up the Caffeine-free Diet Coke?

Damm, I'm getting so mad thinking about that right now.

Spec · November 10, 2003, 20:54

I hate it when my giflfriend tells me:" No, not tonight"

Spec.

Q Classic · November 10, 2003, 21:04

i hate it when i realize that damn, i really have made an ass of myself again.

st_swithin · November 10, 2003, 22:29

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Originally posted by Q Cubed
i hate it when i realize that damn, i really have made an ass of myself again.

I feel like that 66% of the time (the other 33% of the time, I'm sleeping, I think). Is there a word for that?

dammit vu, or something.

Q Classic · November 10, 2003, 22:39

i also hate it when i don't put on a

and everybody thinks i'm serious when i'm clearly not.

i mean, since i'm a slope, i already look like i have both my eyes closed, so winking's kinda hard to see.

Drake Tungsten · November 10, 2003, 22:43

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i mean, since i'm a slope, i already look like i have both my eyes closed, so winking's kinda hard to see.

That is incredibly offensive to Asians. I can't believe you seriously think this way, which you obviously do since no smilies followed this comment. For shame.

Q Classic · November 10, 2003, 22:47

oh, you should hear me when i ride the cta's red line past cermak/chinktown... i mean, chinatown...

i also hate it when somebody asks me when i'm going back (to asia), whether i speak asian, and when they tell me that they can't hear my accent at all. don't they know not all gooks are born on foreign soil?

Ben Kenobi · November 10, 2003, 22:59

I have a pet peeve with my housemate. Clomps down the stairs at 2am in the morning, wakes me up and starts me muttering.

Then, 15 mins later, she knocks on my door to ask me to keep quiet because she's trying to sleep.

st_swithin · November 10, 2003, 23:01

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Originally posted by Q Cubed
oh, you should hear me when i ride the cta's red line past cermak/chinktown... i mean, chinatown...

i also hate it when somebody asks me when i'm going back (to asia), whether i speak asian, and when they tell me that they can't hear my accent at all. don't they know not all gooks are born on foreign soil?

You bananas b1tch and moan about everything in this country. Oh wait, I meant 'we.'

At least they ask us if we speak Asian and not Oriental. Isn't that supposed to be some kind of progress? I mean, we chinks are pretty sensitive about terminology and everything.

I can hear your accent, and it is shameful.

Q Classic · November 10, 2003, 23:06

yeah, i guess it is an improvement that people now think chinamen speak asian and not oriental.

as for my accent, it's very hard for me not to sound like ching chong chang yong fang gong.

and please, i prefer to be called a twinkie, not a banana.

st_swithin · November 10, 2003, 23:31

Right, because twinkies aren't baked. Sorry, my bad. I prefer banana myself - it's organic and it's got name recognition among non-snack food eaters.

Oh yeah, and ching chong wang to you too.

Urban Ranger · November 11, 2003, 00:11

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Originally posted by ADG
...when I hit submit, then get some error msg. Goes back the previous page, to discover my 1000+ lines long post just got erased

Use a better browser.

Or better yet, compose your lengthy replies in a text editor first.

Q Classic · November 11, 2003, 01:10

well, i suppose i'm not baked. but i am irradiated from these monitors, so...

and i resent that comment! chang shing shang gong tang to you and your ming dao ma shi re su.

Drake Tungsten · November 11, 2003, 02:45

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chang shing shang gong tang to you and your ming dao ma shi re su.

Four months in gook central and I still can't understand any of this. Asian sure is a hard language...

Stefu · November 11, 2003, 05:52

Deciding to walk the red light and just when you're stepping on the road it turns green, making your small planned act of civil disobedience moot.

Figuring out a great plan for fooling the TV license goon and then the bastard doesn't even show up.

Realizing you're late for the bus, making a desperate dash for the bus-stop - and then the driver is 15 minutes late.

Inventing a password that is absolutely and positively the greatest password ever - and then not being able to tell anyone about it because it is, you know, a password.

WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT

IT FIGURES

Skanky Burns · November 11, 2003, 07:43

When I go to work, then get an SMS from my fiancee of 5 years telling me she is breaking up with me, and then later finding out she was also cheating on me.

Boy is that annoying.

alva · November 11, 2003, 08:21

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I hate it when my wife says "can you do me a favor?" then immediately follows it with, "naw, I''ll just do it myself."

Ah yes, in the same spirit:

me: anything wrong honey?
she: no, nothing...,really
me: ohoh I'm in deep sh..

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I hate it when my giflfriend tells me:" No, not tonight"

Spec.

Strange, she never says that to me...

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Deciding to walk the red light and just when you're stepping on the road it turns green, making your small planned act of civil disobedience moot.

What a rebel

Verres · November 11, 2003, 08:52

Burning my mouth on coffee. It happens far, far too often. Am i the only one who can only drink coffee once it has cooled to room temperature?

Adagio · November 11, 2003, 09:21

I also hate when I arive at school, to see I'm 1 hour early

Just happened today... school started at 1200 hours, I arrived at 1100 hours

How I managed to do this is still one of the great mysteries of the world...

Stefu · November 11, 2003, 09:34

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What a rebel

I'd be a regular Che Guevara if it wasn't for those conspiring traffic lights

alva · November 11, 2003, 09:38

/me is glad to have waited a few seconds before starting to drink from his bottle of coke

Spec · November 11, 2003, 10:25

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Originally posted by alva
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I hate it when my giflfriend tells me:" No, not tonight"

Spec.

Strange, she never says that to me...

Wait a couple of years....It happens.

Spec.

Ben Kenobi · November 11, 2003, 10:32

Eh, I think by 'she', he's referring to your girlfriend, spec.

Henrik · November 11, 2003, 10:33

When I am extremely sure of something and it turns out I'm wrong

Valde · November 11, 2003, 11:01

When I have an argument with another know-it-all and I lose

Shogun Gunner · November 11, 2003, 14:00

anyone mention running out of toliet paper when you are already sitting?

Spec · November 11, 2003, 14:04

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Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
Eh, I think by 'she', he's referring to your girlfriend, spec.

YOU BASTARD!!! THOSE BRIEFS WERE YOURS AND NOT REALLY A GIFT!!! I WILL HAUNT YOU DOWN BUBA!!!

hehe, nice one.

Spec.

Theben · November 11, 2003, 15:25

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Originally posted by Q Cubed
i also hate it when somebody asks me when i'm going back (to asia), whether i speak asian, and when they tell me that they can't hear my accent at all. don't they know not all gooks are born on foreign soil?

You and saint swishin' type english real good.