Poll: Who is the Hottest Chick in SMAC? - Page 3

Ouro_827 · February 11, 2004, 22:22

Aki... then Diedre... maybe Roze after them.... And you don't know that Aki Luttinen is actually gone... her mind still might be up there!

Starfarer · February 11, 2004, 23:00

I'd be less concerned with how much or how little of Aki is left than with the reduced emotional/physical response that would lead to all sorts of unpleasant problems, including an increase of friction due to the decrease of lubrication.

Just, like... ow. Although somehow it wouldn't shock me that humanity leaves behind so many things on Earth and brings with it to Planet the one thing they always decided they neede dmost....

Viagra and KY-Jelly.

Illuminatus · February 12, 2004, 14:06

What a geekish thread.

Barinthus · February 12, 2004, 15:51

Very much so, obstructor

gwillybj · February 13, 2004, 01:53

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Viagra and KY-Jelly.

Should I even mention Organic Superlube? I thought not...

Feyd · February 13, 2004, 12:34

I can't decide! No way to doubt Diedre's hotness and that Scottish brogue is a definite plus, but the voice I listen to the most when it comes up on tech advances or facilities built is Corazon Santiago's. She's got that "pin you down and call you Papi" thing going for her which is also extremely hot. I'm sorry...I can't choose between them...I guess they'll just have to fight over me...may the best faction win

Feyd

dworkin · February 13, 2004, 12:51

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Originally posted by gwillybj

Should I even mention Organic Superlube? I thought not...

That's one of the things we're supposed to be afraid to ask

Starfarer · February 13, 2004, 17:41

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Originally posted by gwillybj

Should I even mention Organic Superlube? I thought not...

I suppose that explains why it makes our present economy possible...

girlfight_club · February 14, 2004, 11:20

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Originally posted by Feyd
I can't decide! No way to doubt Diedre's hotness and that Scottish brogue is a definite plus, but the voice I listen to the most when it comes up on tech advances or facilities built is Corazon Santiago's. She's got that "pin you down and call you Papi" thing going for her which is also extremely hot. I'm sorry...I can't choose between them...I guess they'll just have to fight over me...may the best faction win

Feyd

SMAC girls have to fight over the boys on V-day! Hoo-hoo! But who'll pay for our drinks??

Barinthus · February 14, 2004, 12:26

While they're busy trying to get SMAC gals' attention, I'll be happy to get you some drinks. Anything you would like? Strawberry daq? White Russian? Amaretto with milk? Or perhaps something more stiff - gin and tonic?

Alinestra Covelia · February 14, 2004, 16:21

First of all, Deirdre's voice accent is not Scottish. I don't know what the hell it is, but it's definitely not Scottish. The Firaxian talent scouts found a nice exotic accent for her, I'll admit it sounds good and gentle, but it has clearly never been anywhere near 200 miles of Glasgow. (Not that that's a bad thing.)

Secondly, don't judge Miriam by her in-game illustrations. When you meet her over the commlinks, several of the mini-window biographical photos show her to be a feisty, active, and attractive young woman like the rest of us. The manual also says that she is a charismatic leader - something the "Journey to Alpha Centauri" story reinforces. That means she gets people motivated and gets them doing stuff.

Deirdre is a vegetarian. Ever noticed how you never need a sign or T-shirt to identify the vegetarian in the group? That's right. Vegetarians are usually the ones who have just farted. But if that turns you on...

And Santiago always struck me as the sort who would eat her mate afterwards.

Mr. Harley · February 14, 2004, 17:55

Exactly (reference Santiago). And then expect you to put out again, and again.

On the other topic, just remember. "Organic Superlube? Oh, it's great stuff, great stuff. You really have to keep an eye on it, though--it'll try and slide away from you the first chance it gets." Now, does it get more "enthusiastic" for certain, ahh, applications.

Hagbart · February 14, 2004, 19:04

Whoever voted Miriam are wrong. Sry.

Starfarer · February 15, 2004, 02:45

Now now. I'm sure someone goes for the "Frumpy Fundamentalist" look. Five people did, actually.

Personally, her fanatacism makes me shiver in all the WRONG ways. Maybe she isn't insane from the get go, but oh dear God does she end up that way.

I always wondered how people like her justify breaking all their own religious laws. Then I remember.

"They don't love our God so they're godless and deserve pain."

Sickens me, disgusts me, and revolts me. I do everything in my power to avoid and/or confuse people like that in real life, why in the name of all that is good and holy would I want to MATE with one?

Shudder.

Skanky Burns · February 15, 2004, 04:01

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Originally posted by Hagbart
Whoever voted Miriam are wrong. Sry.

While I didn't vote for her myself, I am curious as to how you can determine other people's tastes in women better than they can for themselves...

Mart · February 15, 2004, 04:28

Mirriam might look quite more interesting when on Earth - flic movie shows more of her pics....... that's for looks. mind matters are probably more similar on both planets

Qilue · February 15, 2004, 05:55

Well written Allie. It's such a pity that the testerone in this thread totally ignored it.

Another interesting woman is Aki-Zeta-5. Her pure logic and super intellect seems to turn off most of the guys. Perhaps they are uncomfortable with the thought of a woman who is a blonde 'and' highly intelligent.

Mart · February 15, 2004, 06:07

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.... a blonde 'and' highly intelligent.

i'm for it - show me the direction

Mart · February 15, 2004, 06:22

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Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
And Santiago always struck me as the sort who would eat her mate afterwards.

i have rather impression she would be like completely ..... cool .... about it afterwards

Skanky Burns · February 15, 2004, 06:56

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Originally posted by Qilue
Well written Allie. It's such a pity that the testerone in this thread totally ignored it.

Just because we don't comment on it doesn't mean we don't read it.

I don't mind intelligent girls, in fact I would prefer them to have a brain, but for some reason blonde doesn't do it for me.

With regards to Aki though, it is more her lack of sex drive that is a turn-off.

Mart · February 15, 2004, 07:43

i had "luck" in my life to date only blonde girls..... just waiting for long awaited change, or is it my ...... fate? fatum? destiny? karma?

Mr. President · February 15, 2004, 22:25

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Originally posted by Starfarer
Now now. I'm sure someone goes for the "Frumpy Fundamentalist" look. Five people did, actually.

Personally, her fanatacism makes me shiver in all the WRONG ways. Maybe she isn't insane from the get go, but oh dear God does she end up that way.

I always wondered how people like her justify breaking all their own religious laws. Then I remember.

"They don't love our God so they're godless and deserve pain."

Sickens me, disgusts me, and revolts me. I do everything in my power to avoid and/or confuse people like that in real life, why in the name of all that is good and holy would I want to MATE with one?

Shudder.

If you don't stop being serious, I'm gonna have to slap you into next Tuesday!

Starfarer · February 15, 2004, 23:09

But... but... what if I don't wanna miss Monday?!

(Easy to say when I don't have anywhere to go on Monday, i know)

Guynemer · February 15, 2004, 23:15

I just want to weigh in and say how disgusting and pathetic it is that my fellow men are here debating the relative physical and sexual merits of completely fictional characters, based only on mediocre artwork and occasionally spotty voice acting.

For shame. Shame!

...and the answer is Deirdre. Easily. Rwarrrrrr.

Starfarer · February 15, 2004, 23:18

A stinging rebuke, but let me rebut.

...just as soon as I find my club... where DID I put that thing... I hope I didn't lose it, I've got a fight with a mammoth next week...

Skanky Burns · February 16, 2004, 01:57

Cute hat btw Ali!

Hagbart · February 16, 2004, 19:31

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Originally posted by Skanky Burns

While I didn't vote for her myself, I am curious as to how you can determine other people's tastes in women better than they can for themselves...

Sorry, no offence.

I withdraw my statement.

Ouro_827 · February 17, 2004, 22:30

I have an odd question? Wouldn't the Counciousness be curious about how humans reproduced? So wouldn't they have a large sex drive?

Starfarer · February 18, 2004, 01:16

They already know how it's done. the process, however, is messy, emotionally charged, and to be perfectly honest, HORRIDLY inefficient.

Especially when compared with lower life forms. When a dog goes into heat and gets it on, she has puppies almost invariably, whereas having children amongst huumans is a hit-or-miss-maybe-not-but-maybe-so affair.

So all it is, in their eyes, is a necessary evil that, unfortunately, is firmly established and required in emotional thinking and doesn't even always work... so it's basically a lot of work for only an occasional return in their eyes.

Which means, I suppose, that they absolutely adore the Cloning Vats.

MysticWind · February 18, 2004, 15:19

Isn't Miriam a fourty-year old woman?