November 12, 2003, 20:49
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Great news, SlowwHand . . . .
I have gotten sick of Apolyton, so I decided that I'm going to leave the forum permanently.
or not  
No, let's get to the REAL good news -- KFC has claimed in their commercials that eating fried chicken can be healthy for you. 
So there ya go SlowwHand -- eat up on all the southern fried chicken you want, and be proud of your southern cuisine. 
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November 12, 2003, 20:51
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Can I eat all the chicken I want, even though I'm not Southern? I would like to, as chicken is good and good for you.
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November 12, 2003, 20:52
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oh, you got me
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November 12, 2003, 20:52
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I would like to know how even the KFC marketing advertisers think they can get away with their latest advertising approach.
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November 12, 2003, 20:54
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I haven't seen it yet. If it involves anything less than naked supermodels gorging on KFC and becoming more beautiful by the minute, then it's true advertising. ("Advertising" true and "life" true are very different things, btw  )
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November 12, 2003, 20:55
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I have seen two different commercials so far, that revolve around the claim that if you want to find a healthy addition to your diet, eat KFC -- something along that line.
Which is of course, bullsh*t.
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November 12, 2003, 21:14
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Originally posted by mrmitchell
I haven't seen it yet. If it involves anything less than naked supermodels gorging on KFC and becoming more beautiful by the minute.
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In that case, Sloww will need at least a bucket a day.
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November 12, 2003, 21:17
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MrFun avatar could come in handy too after that bucket.
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November 12, 2003, 21:25
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Can I eat all the chicken I want, even though I'm not Southern? I would like to, as chicken is good and good for you.
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No. You get to eat rice.
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November 12, 2003, 22:04
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Isn't there anyone here who can explain how KFC can get away with such blatant false advertising??
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November 12, 2003, 22:05
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I'm going to KFC tonight just to spite you, Tass.
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November 12, 2003, 22:10
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UGH -- apparently, I'm the only one who does not live under a rock, and has actually SEEN these recent commercials.
Get away from your PC and to your TV so you can find out WTF I'm talking about. 
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November 12, 2003, 22:37
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I know what you're talking about.
Hmmm.... KFC
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November 12, 2003, 22:37
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What would the cake be, without the fruit? A lousy Christmas gift either way.
Don't go MrFun... 
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November 13, 2003, 00:32
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It says "if you're going for low carbs and high protein." Well, duh. The other one that's funny is the one with "healthy" (ala add some apple sauce) kids meals (in a box!). The can of soda is particularly amusing. It's like "Is anyone else seeing this?" I know what you mean.
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November 13, 2003, 00:48
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fried chicken is great... with some cornbread and some collard greens... side of baked potato or mashed potatoes... i mean damn. thats some good eating.
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November 13, 2003, 01:51
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Originally posted by tandeetaylor
It says "if you're going for low carbs and high protein." Well, duh. The other one that's funny is the one with "healthy" (ala add some apple sauce) kids meals (in a box!). The can of soda is particularly amusing. It's like "Is anyone else seeing this?" I know what you mean.
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someone who understands 
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November 13, 2003, 06:23
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Originally posted by MrFun
I would like to know how even the KFC marketing advertisers think they can get away with their latest advertising approach.
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It's cashing in on the current Atkins fad.
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November 13, 2003, 06:29
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Originally posted by tandeetaylor
It says "if you're going for low carbs and high protein." Well, duh. The other one that's funny is the one with "healthy" (ala add some apple sauce) kids meals (in a box!). The can of soda is particularly amusing. It's like "Is anyone else seeing this?" I know what you mean.
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"low carbs, high protein" is the Atkins diet in four words.
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November 13, 2003, 08:16
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fried chicken is great... with some cornbread and some collard greens... side of baked potato or mashed potatoes... i mean damn. thats some good eating.
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that is some good eating.
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It's cashing in on the current Atkins fad.
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doesn't they fry batter have lots of carbs?
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November 13, 2003, 08:21
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Iirc, KFC offers skinless chicken which would remove a lot of the batter/carbs. Perhaps that is what they are advertising?
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November 13, 2003, 08:56
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Ahhhhh! KFC. Now that's REAL fast food. It gets in fast and gets out even faster. Hell, sometimes i have to run from the table.
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November 13, 2003, 09:31
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 That fast!?
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November 13, 2003, 10:24
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Re: Great news, SlowwHand . . . .
You, you, you BASTARD, you! 
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November 13, 2003, 10:29
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Once again, slowwy's at a loss for words. Why am I not shocked?
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November 13, 2003, 12:08
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Actually, he used both of them properly and managed to achieve correct spelling at the same time. Give the man his props, Theben.
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November 13, 2003, 12:11
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And you just keep your lip zipped, John.
I could have perpetuated MrFun's myth of people in the Southern states, and said only Blacks eat fried chicken, and watermelon; but that would be stupid.
I love fried chicken and watermelon.
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November 13, 2003, 12:15
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As do I.
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November 13, 2003, 13:18
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Actually, he used both of them properly and managed to achieve correct spelling at the same time. Give the man his props, Theben.
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November 13, 2003, 14:41
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Why go to KFC when you can go to McDonalds and have a have a Chicken MCNoggin?
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