Givin' up the cancer sticks - Page 3

-Jrabbit · November 14, 2003, 18:40

Uh, you just weren't old enough to notice, Feephi.
That's been going on for ages... at least since the 70s.

But back on topic -- WAY TO GO, WHALEBOY!
And as swithin might say... keep it up!

mrmitchell · November 14, 2003, 19:02

Whatever you do, DON'T GET BACK ON IT. That's probably the single most detrimental thing to smokers--"I haven't had a smoke in a good three millenia. Here's one to light up because I'm stressed" and then *poof* you're addicted worse than ever.

Whaleboy · November 14, 2003, 19:35

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I can read your mind

Oh god... you're the next Verres

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I want that couple of million up front, buster.

The cheque and the horsewhip is in the mail

st_swithin · November 14, 2003, 19:42

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Oh god... you're the next Verres

Or perhaps in a past life, I was the previous.

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The cheque and the horsewhip is in the mail

Yeah, like I haven't ever heard that one before. When the bloody amputated body parts start leaking, FedEx always comes after me. Do you have any idea how hard it is to act surprised after the third or fourth time that happens?

Whaleboy · November 14, 2003, 19:54

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Or perhaps in a past life, I was the previous.

Louise and yourself should be proud that you are continuing such an honourable and distinguished heritage.

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Yeah, like I haven't ever heard that one before. When the bloody amputated body parts start leaking, FedEx always comes after me. Do you have any idea how hard it is to act surprised after the third or fourth time that happens?

Oh god, you're the next Uma Thurman!!

st_swithin meets Mr Samurai Sword... thats one hell of a movie. I've already been circumsized...

Whaleboy · November 14, 2003, 20:07

Incidentally, I've just been out (had to come home early thanks to embarrasing incident with my dad), and no cigarettes or rollups or spliffs, blunts, bongs, vaps or shotguns!!

st_swithin · November 14, 2003, 20:12

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Louise and yourself should be proud that you are continuing such an honourable and distinguished heritage.

It was either that, change my name to Thelma, or join the navy.

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Oh god, you're the next Uma Thurman!!

I don't think I'd make a very good blonde. Or a mother. However, I'd definitely be happy to make Ethan Hawke's acquaintance.

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st_swithin meets Mr Samurai Sword... thats one hell of a movie. I've already been circumsized...

Yeah, this world needs a movie about a pissed-off Asian video game designer, running around with a meter of sharp Damascus steel, wearing a push-up bra and talking about not smoking while smoking a butt at the same time.

Whaleboy · November 14, 2003, 20:17

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Yeah, this world needs a movie about a pissed-off Asian video game designer, running around with a meter of sharp Damascus steel, wearing a push-up bra and talking about not smoking while smoking a butt at the same time.

My dear, you have just provided me with the inspiration for a short story or serial. Now look what you've done...

st_swithin · November 14, 2003, 20:48

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My dear, you have just provided me with the inspiration for a short story or serial. Now look what you've done...

No, what I've given you is the synopsis for my biography.

Whaleboy · November 14, 2003, 22:51

Does this mean that I'm your official biographer? If so, I want a new house

st_swithin · November 15, 2003, 17:48

You should have picked a better subject for a biography - all I can offer is the cardboard box next to mine.