November 13, 2003, 21:21
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We Must End the Fascist Threat in Apolyton!
"The National Socialist Reich of New Sheepsta
Received: 21 hours ago I tell you now. Remove yourself from Apolyton. Do not return. The Assimilation Corp does not trouble me. Our missile defece system is advanced along with our robotics division. If attacked we will retaliate with our entire strategic force upon the civilians of the Assimilation Corp. "
Aside from the apalling spelling and punctuation and the potential godmodding, this is very clearly almost a declaration of war.
If it were not for the fact that the AA has not already attacked us, Sheep's capitals would be radioactive crazy-paving.
All ACMB cities have been withdrawn underground, the AMAIMN has been put on Paranoid Alert, as has the MDRAF, and the ACEL has been issued with (Half Life-style) HEV combat suits.
In addition, the ACAB is calling for an alliance of 'nice' (or at least anti-Nazi, or failing that, anti-Sheep) nations, so that the fascist menace can be crushed once and for all.
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November 13, 2003, 21:35
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We gave them a chance to withdraw form our region. They have not taken it. While we will not declare war we will not tolerate futher increases of Assimilation Corp power in the region.
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November 13, 2003, 22:20
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Originally posted by Sheep
We gave them a chance to withdraw form our region. They have not taken it. While we will not declare war we will not tolerate futher increases of Assimilation Corp power in the region.
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Good grief. I'd need a supercomputer to calculate the number of breaches of international law you've just committed.
1) You have no right to demand that anyone withdraw from this region.
2) As a result, they have no obligation to obey, and, thus shouldn't obey.
3) You don't have to 'tolerate' anything; it isn't your region, never has been, and never will be. Your own power here is increasing much faster than that of Assimilation Corp, yet if we tried to have you destroyed on the grounds that you're a bunch of vicious, sadistic, murdering Nazi freaks (which you are), you'd cry bloody murder.
4) Deliberately using weapons against civilians is illegal, and so is threatening to do so.
And that's just the start. I'll be back when I find some more.
EDIT: And just to drive the point home: if you dare to go to war without provocation, you'll be committing the greatest of all international crimes, the one for which the Nazis were hung at Nuremburg.
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November 14, 2003, 00:30
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Do you understand this is a game and nothing you are talking about will ever happen for real?
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I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.
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November 14, 2003, 02:23
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Yes (at least, I do. Can't speak for anyone else). Your point being?
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November 14, 2003, 02:47
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In view of the current situation, all Treaty of Fonseca and Assimilation Corp forces have been placed on maximum alert. Members of the various governments have taken shelter in underground bunkers, and all strategic forces are prepared for war. However, Fonseca nuclear forces will not be employed unless nuclear devices are used against civilians, and then sparingly. We will not sink to the level of our depraved foes.
This has been an official press release from the ACAB Ministry for Information.
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November 14, 2003, 02:56
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It's just for fun, Datajack. 
In-character:
In the far west, Dakmoristan's Defense Department has ordered its largest deployment since the last operation against the Sandrakkan Liberation Front, moving 175,000 troops as well as thousands of tanks, artillery guns, and rocket launchers to the Leaf Induced Munchies border region.
The Capitalist States of Karakas is mobilizing thousands of reservists and National Guard units to protect Adailton and the Gold Coast (facing the island of Kyralia) as combat troops are transferred westwards. The Defense Department announces that maximum security protocols now apply in the states of Pristina, Balduvia, and Veracruz. This means that a sunset-to-sunrise curfew is in effect; violators will be dealt with as the situation warrants.
Report from SouthernNews.com
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November 15, 2003, 17:35
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It's just for fun, Datajack
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I see 
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I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.
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November 19, 2003, 17:45
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Auldoniina News Flash.....
The price of Gerbils is set to rise across Auldoninna as the delicacy is eaten in larger numbers and demand outsrips suppy.
The broadcast of the latest Jerry Springer show " My son is an alien and he jsut ate his sister after sleeping with my husband" has been cancelled due to its clash with the world cup final of Gerbil Throwing.
Oh and in minor news, looks like all out nuclear war is due to break out soon.
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November 19, 2003, 19:07
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Given the temporary absence of Akiria, and since we are the co-founder, the Kingdom of Wine shall take upon itself the leadership of the "Hand of Themis" alliance.
The Kingdom is officially neutral in this dispute, and proposes itself as mediator in the dispute.
Furthermore the Kingdom of Wine proposes to the Nations of Apolyton the recreation of the "Apolyton Court" so that in the future those kind of disputes may be discussed in the court before they may reach such a point.
Saluti
King Giovanni of Wine
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November 19, 2003, 23:54
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no to fascism
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November 20, 2003, 00:00
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Let's declare war to those countries selling the peace flag
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I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.
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November 20, 2003, 00:00
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good idea
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November 20, 2003, 00:04
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Originally posted by Giovanni Wine
Given the temporary absence of Akiria, and since we are the co-founder, the Kingdom of Wine shall take upon itself the leadership of the "Hand of Themis" alliance.
The Kingdom is officially neutral in this dispute, and proposes itself as mediator in the dispute.
Furthermore the Kingdom of Wine proposes to the Nations of Apolyton the recreation of the "Apolyton Court" so that in the future those kind of disputes may be discussed in the court before they may reach such a point.
Saluti
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OOC: Mediate away.
While you're busy doing that, the rest of us will be busy glaring at each other and making threatening gestures.
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November 20, 2003, 00:04
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don't do that
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November 20, 2003, 00:23
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Can you suffocate yourselves while Franit Empire takes power?
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I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.
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November 20, 2003, 00:27
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probably
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November 20, 2003, 01:58
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Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
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ahhh an aleien invader.... death to all horses...
The Auldoninnas pass laws making horse consumption mandatory in all restaurants....
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November 20, 2003, 02:01
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Communist!
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I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.
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November 20, 2003, 02:38
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Originally posted by Giovanni Wine
Given the temporary absence of Akiria, and since we are the co-founder, the Kingdom of Wine shall take upon itself the leadership of the "Hand of Themis" alliance.
The Kingdom is officially neutral in this dispute, and proposes itself as mediator in the dispute.
Furthermore the Kingdom of Wine proposes to the Nations of Apolyton the recreation of the "Apolyton Court" so that in the future those kind of disputes may be discussed in the court before they may reach such a point.
Saluti
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Notwithstanding the somewhat... hasty... comments made by our ACAB colleagues, we would welcome such mediation. Nuclear war benefits no-one but the roaches.
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November 20, 2003, 03:56
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As the official spokesperson for the rioaches , we encourage this actrivity to ccontinue...
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November 20, 2003, 16:58
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And I won't stop you doing that
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I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.
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November 20, 2003, 22:06
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Originally posted by GeneralTacticus
Notwithstanding the somewhat... hasty... comments made by our ACAB colleagues, we would welcome such mediation. Nuclear war benefits no-one but the roaches.
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OOC: Hey, it was an OOC comment! OOC is for Out Of Character announcements, jokes and asides!
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November 21, 2003, 03:04
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The Auldoninna Government has gone into hiding, they say this has nothing to do with immenient global warming or permenanet winters. All citizens shoudsl continue to be productive and meet all targets as per before.
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November 22, 2003, 01:07
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In the spirit of making the news more accessible to its youngsters, the Karakas Defense Department warns that should the Axis step out of line, there will be no hesitation in busting a cap in its collective ass, and *****-slapping it back to the hood.
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November 22, 2003, 11:15
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To: Centralis
From: Wine
We thank you for your support, but unfortunatly if the two parties do not want to ask for mediation, there is nothing we can do.
To: ACAB
From: Wine
Such a big war is something that will involve not only your nation and the Axis Alliance, but the whole of Apolyton. We don't quite understand why you don't want to find a peaceful solution to this issue.
OOC: And if your comments were OOC, well... that's even worse...  (especially because I'm very different from the carachter I'm playing in NS)
Saluti
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November 22, 2003, 18:13
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From: Centralis
To: Wine
We have yet to hear from the Axis, although we don't expect them to accept mediation; the comments by other members of the ACAB were entirely unofficial and no attention should be paid to them.
OOC: He's not actually like that IRL, he just doesn't take much stuff seriously.
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November 22, 2003, 18:29
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Shouldn't we draw some new users in the game already?
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I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.
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November 24, 2003, 17:29
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Originally posted by Datajack Franit
Shouldn't we draw some new users in the game already?
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OOC: Why? Aren't I good enough for you?
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November 24, 2003, 19:12
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No
I mean, new masses to be oppressed
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I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.
Asher on molly bloom
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