The Corrupt wish game - Page 12

Nubclear · November 26, 2003, 02:18

A pianist 12 inches tall becomes your best buddy

I wish that Alaska would declare it's alligence to Russia!

Drake Tungsten · November 26, 2003, 03:35

Granted. Now the Russkies have to deal with all the stupid ****ing hippies *****ing about protecting a ****ing frozen swamp and some caribou from oil development.

I wish my kotatsu was bigger.

Ben Kenobi · November 26, 2003, 03:48

Poof, it is, but you can never get it out of the house again.

I wish I had a big chocolate cake in the refrigerator ready for tomorrow.

Nubclear · November 26, 2003, 03:54

Yay! But unfortunately its so big, the minute you open the door is falls out.

I wish I had $5,000.

Drake Tungsten · November 26, 2003, 03:59

Quote:

Poof, it is, but you can never get it out of the house again.

Why would I want to get it out of the house?

Quote:

Yay! But unfortunately its so big, the minute you open the door is falls out.

Nubclear · November 26, 2003, 04:02

Quote:

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten

The cake.

Drake Tungsten · November 26, 2003, 04:04

My bad...

Urban Ranger · November 26, 2003, 04:21

Quote:

Originally posted by Comrade Tassadar
I wish I had $5,000.

Poof, you have $5000. In fact, you found an envelope on the street that has $500,000 in new $100 banknotes, all 5000 of them.

I wish I had a prepetual motion machine.

Vlad Antlerkov · November 26, 2003, 10:37

Granted. Here's your gigantic hamster wheel, UR. Now run in it.

I wish this thread weren't on the 2nd page. (And I'd also wish for the subjunctive to come back into common use.

)

Urban Ranger · November 26, 2003, 12:12

Granted - it got deleted. Thanks a lot!

I wish I could run like the wind.

Q Classic · November 26, 2003, 12:27

congratulations! you are now forrest gump. however, you lose all of his charm and luck.

i wish that whatever i wanted, i could buy, and money would be no object.

Bosh · November 26, 2003, 12:31

You are able to buy anything because you are a high priced man-whore who turns ten tricks a day with highly unattractive members of both genders!

I wish they sold coconut milk in the local supermarket

duke o' york · November 26, 2003, 12:32

You can now buy whatever you want, but since money is no longer an object, then shopkeepers refuse to accept it and you find that your masses of wealth are worthless. You are forced to complete purchases by submitting yourself to the cruel whims of the shopkeepers......

I wish I didn't have to wait fifteen more minutes before I could go home.

st_swithin · November 27, 2003, 16:50

Granted, but that was your 15 minutes of Warholian fame, and if you'd waited, you'd have become the next Pulitzer prize winner.

I wish I'd never get my come-uppance.

Immortal Wombat · November 27, 2003, 17:49

Granted. You'll never get comed up ever again.

I wish I had eleven toes.

Richelieu · November 27, 2003, 17:54

Granted. That third foot looks kind of weird with only one toe on it and in the middle of your face though.

I wish she wasn't so damned difficult to get along with.

Q Classic · November 28, 2003, 13:08

it's almost a day and nobody's granted your wish? it's a tough one...

granted. she's now easy to get along with. you, however, are now such an *******, that you're impossible to get along with.

i wish this thread wouldn't die an inglorious death.

Kuciwalker · November 28, 2003, 13:10

Granted. It dies a GLORIUS death, with Asher and Agathon and Drake going at it all out like in the Mac forum.

(wait, that would actually be pretty cool!)

I wish I was attractive to the OPPOSITE GENDER.

Ben Kenobi · November 28, 2003, 13:17

Poof! You find your farm trips attract numerous female pigs.

I wish that the weather were fair and sunny today.

Kuciwalker · November 28, 2003, 13:19

Granted. It is so sunny that the oceans boil off and everyone is incinerated.

I wish I was attractive to HUMANS of the opposite gender

Urban Ranger · November 28, 2003, 13:20

Poof, you got it. Indeed, most of your days will be sunny, because you are in the middle of the Sahara.

I wish I could make any and all computers to do my bidding.

Q Classic · November 28, 2003, 13:24

congratulations.

unfortunately, in a moment of weakness, you confess to a massive sun server that you want to make love to it, and it uses its connectors to, well, hentai you.

i wish i could get that disgusting image out of my head.

Vlad Antlerkov · November 28, 2003, 13:28

/me removes Q Cubed's brain

Granted.

I wish I had some Jello.

self biased · November 28, 2003, 15:27

granted. you've got a big bowl of original (hoof) flavored jello.

i wish people weren't so dissappointed in me.

Enigma_Nova · November 28, 2003, 18:47

Granted : Everybody's memory of you is now erased.

I wish that 0 + 1 = 0
(C'mon! Let's see you stuff that one up!)

Q Classic · November 28, 2003, 18:53

it's granted. unfortunately, since so many mathematical truths depended on our understanding that 0 + 1 == 1 + 0 = 1, the entire structure of the universe unravels and turns you into a puddle of primordial goo, cooking in the sun.

Nubclear · November 28, 2003, 18:54

Granted. In fact, now everything =0, and everyone forgets that it ever was different.
However now programmers can't program anything without a whole slew of errors. Meaning Civ4 never comes out

(Well, thats probably a good thing. Sorry

)

I wish for some candy.

Enigma_Nova · November 28, 2003, 18:57

Quote:

Originally posted by Q Cubed
the entire structure of the universe unravels ... the sun.

How the bloody hell does the universe unravel and still leave a sun behind?

Enigma_Nova · November 28, 2003, 19:00

EDIT: Doublepost

Enigma_Nova · November 28, 2003, 19:00

You are now crushed under a pile of candy

I wish that every direction was perpendicular to itself