The Corrupt wish game - Page 14

Urban Ranger · November 29, 2003, 05:27

Bam, it stops. Unfortunately you won't be able to sleep from now on.

I wish I could have done better on my finals.

self biased · November 29, 2003, 05:44

granted. you scored perfectly on your finals. you still fail because you got zeros on everything else.

i wish the people downstairs would shut up. they invited some freinds over from the BDSM club and they're really annoying.

self biased · November 29, 2003, 05:45

oh yeah. and a picture of fea's viper:

Shogun Gunner · November 29, 2003, 09:36

Granted. You don't hear the BDSM crowd downstairs anymore, but it's due to everyone going to your apartment, putting your head in a S&M leather hood blocking your sight, hearing, but unfortantely not your taste sensation.

I wish that everything I saw and dreamed was automatically transfered as video files to my computer.

Kuciwalker · November 29, 2003, 10:01

Granted. However, you dream so much that your computer runs out of space and deletes critical business files (plus civ3

) and you lose your job.

I wish I had a shiny new computer.

Shogun Gunner · November 29, 2003, 10:37

*POOF* A shiny new Tandy Radio Shack PC with 32K of RAM and 2 MEG hard drive appears. Not so bad, oh, you just discovered the 9" green monochrome monitor, but at least the casing is shiny too.

I wish my Christmas shopping was done.

Urban Ranger · November 29, 2003, 10:41

Poof. You are transported to a parallel dimension where you are all by yourself. There's no need for Christmas shopping.

I wish keeping fit wouldn't be that hard.

Q Classic · November 29, 2003, 10:45

congrats. it's not, once they fit you with an iron corset that you will never be able to get out of.

i wish financial aid was far more generous.

Shogun Gunner · November 29, 2003, 10:52

It is, but when you asked for it, they thought you asked for AIDS. Sorry.

I wish my car could drive itself.

ICBM · November 29, 2003, 10:54

Granted, but your car doesn't like you, and it decides to run over you.

I wish I was better with women.

Urban Ranger · November 29, 2003, 10:56

You now are. Unfortunately, you are too good with women, and you don't have a moment's rest.

I wish I had an intelligent camera that automatically takes the best pictures of whatever I point it at.

Shogun Gunner · November 29, 2003, 10:56

You are, but you are better by talking with them about their feelings, monthly cycles and how they hate men. You still suck making love to them.

I wish my avatar was phallic.

Q Classic · November 29, 2003, 11:00

it does. however, because it has rudimentary ai, it quickly grows to have a mind of its own, causing accidents and photographing you in compromising situations.

i wish i weren't such a disappointment to my mom.

Shogun Gunner · November 29, 2003, 11:05

Your mom is proud of you. SO proud that she becomes your biggest fan, follows you around, scares off potential dates and crashes out at your place all the time. Goodbye action.

I wish I was 1/8 dutch; 1/8 english; 1/8 french; 1/8 chinese; 1/8 japanese; 1/8 korean; 1/8 native american; and 1/8 german

Drake Tungsten · November 29, 2003, 11:10

Granted. You're now 1/8 French.

I wish I wasn't so popular with Q Cubed's mom.

Q Classic · November 29, 2003, 11:20

granted. she's your mom now.

i wish i hadn't brought up that whole can of worms.

Shogun Gunner · November 29, 2003, 11:24

poof, you didn't, but Drake is still popular with your mom AND your Dad.

I wish I could be reincarnated to sentient beings only.

Drake Tungsten · November 29, 2003, 11:38

Quote:

poof, you didn't, but Drake is still popular with your mom AND your Dad.

I guess I always have wanted to live like Jarvis Cocker.

Kuciwalker · November 29, 2003, 17:19

Granted. You don't get reincarnated at all.

I wish I was in Bill Gates' will.

Q Classic · November 29, 2003, 17:23

congratulations. all he leaves you is a non-functional copy of windows presentation manager 2.0.

i wish that the year 2004 will bring flying cars and food pills, just like how it was predicted in the 1950s.

Vlad Antlerkov · November 29, 2003, 17:34

Granted. Unfortunately, the new flying cars are too expensive for you to buy or drive.

I wish I had X-ray vision.

Thucydides · November 29, 2003, 17:39

Granted, the food pills taste like cardboard but do to there nutritional value replace all other forms of farming, and only by paying 20x the normal amount on the black market can regular food be obtained. Flying cars can be had, but require uranium to be powered. After a few nuclear accidents including one in your city, flying cars are banned except for a few stretches of desert where they can't hurt anyone.

I wish I was the only person in the world who could lie, and that nobody but myself was aware of my ability to tell lies.

Thucydides · November 29, 2003, 17:41

Quote:

Originally posted by Vlad Antlerkov
Granted. Unfortunately, the new flying cars are too expensive for you to buy or drive.

I wish I had X-ray vision.

Crap, too slow on the last one.
Granted, unfortunetly your not given immunity to X-rays. It's not long before yourself and the people closest to you start developing tumors.

I'll still stick with my last wish about lying.

Inverse Icarus · November 29, 2003, 18:33

Granted. Your friends and family stop pretending to like you and you are forever alone.

I wish i got paid $1,000,000/hr for reading apolyton.

Shogun Gunner · November 29, 2003, 18:57

CHA-CHING. The money is yours. Too bad your internet access price has been raised to $1,000,001 per hour of access.

I wish I didn't wish for anything.

Enigma_Nova · November 29, 2003, 18:59

Wish granted. Unfortunately that was a wish.

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Inverse Icarus · November 29, 2003, 19:09

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(infinate loop, universe collapses)

i wish everyone would feel a desire to better the human race as a whole.