The Corrupt wish game - Page 16

Mr. Harley · December 1, 2003, 04:05

They do. However, music is banned by the new fundamentalist prophet.

I wish we could keep this a free-floating thread for the next year, driving the moderators to distraction

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edit - screwed up which page I was on

Theben · December 1, 2003, 04:21

Granted. It floats away from Apolyton, soaring from forum to forum driving all it comes across completely insane. Its origin is eventually tracked to here and the FBI shuts down the site and arrests anyone who's ever posted.

I wish the superstring theory involved cheese.

self biased · December 1, 2003, 04:38

granted. now, cheese is merely theoretically a dairy product, and made from non-dairy creamer.

i wish apolyton would pool its funds and fly Gia from cali to my place for new years.

Mr. Harley · December 1, 2003, 05:23

She's there. As are several hundred irate aplytonites who want to know why the site has been shut down, due to the disappearance of all it's funds.

I wish my little girl, when she gets older, does NOT date young men like Zylka and Self-Biased, but insteads dates nice, young, stable, mentally healthy guys around her own age.

self biased · December 1, 2003, 05:42

wish granted. unfortunatley, there's a nuclear holocaust, and jon miller's the only other male left besides myself and zylka.

i wish i could play bass like ryan from mudvayne.

Mr. Harley · December 1, 2003, 06:16

Granted. After being kidnapped by aliens, they give you a neural implant that lets you play bass like no human ever born. Unfortunately, you cannot return to earth, and all of the aliens are tone deaf.

I wish I didn't have to try to figure out why my home computer is dead, component by component.

Theben · December 1, 2003, 06:43

Granted. You give up trying to fix it and instead go out and buy a new one.

I wish Stefu had never had access to the internet.

Urban Ranger · December 1, 2003, 06:47

Granted, now he is the Internet.

I wish I could stop eating chocolate.

Theben · December 1, 2003, 07:05

Quote:

Originally posted by Urban Ranger
Granted, now he is the Internet.

*urk* *gag*

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

*faints*

Q Classic · December 1, 2003, 13:30

congratulations. now you're stuck eating white chocolate, which really isn't chocolate at all.

i wish time didn't go by so fast.

Vlad Antlerkov · December 1, 2003, 14:20

Granted. The universe begins to contract upon itself, decreasing entropy and reversing time.

I wish I had a gigantic empty cardboard box.

Immortal Wombat · December 1, 2003, 14:23

Quote:

Originally posted by Vlad Antlerkov
I wish I had a gigantic empty cardboard box.

Granted. Unfortunately it's on fire.

I wish it was tomorrow.

ICBM · December 1, 2003, 14:50

Granted. Unfortunately, the world ended today.

I wish I wasn't so much better than everyone else.

Enigma_Nova · December 1, 2003, 16:04

Granted. Now I'm better than everyone else!

I wish I could kill people with the power of my mind (Aimed at no apolytonite in particular...)

Q Classic · December 1, 2003, 16:07

Quote:

I wish i had head explody

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Fine, but just as she goes to perform the deed, your head explodes and it all ends rather suddenly. But at least you die with a smile on your face.

granted. in a fit of self-directed rage, you kill yourself with your mind.

i wish i didn't get that nagging sensation of deja deja vu.

ICBM · December 1, 2003, 21:34

Granted. Now, you have no memory, so if things repeat themselves, you won't remember.

I wish my ex-girlfriend could be sent to Mars.

self biased · December 1, 2003, 22:15

granted. she's sent to mars, where she enslaves the local population, returns to earth with an army of martians, and conquers it ruthelessly. you are made head janitor of the martian barracks.

i wish that whenever a cd i owned got lost or was damaged, a replacement would show up in the mail a day or two later.

Q Classic · December 1, 2003, 22:19

congrats. however, not only have you sold your soul to the RIAA, but every track is interrupted 40 seconds in with a commercial break extolling the virtues of the RIAA and why you should not download music. ever.

i wish everybody could hear the gollum beatbox by the lords fo the rhymes.

Urban Ranger · December 1, 2003, 23:14

Granted, you found yourself in a pocket dimension all by yourself where this evil stuff wails on endlessly.

I wish white chocolate didn't exist.

The Emperor Fabulous · December 2, 2003, 01:10

Granted. Along with white chocolate, all forms of sweets do not exist.

I wish that kittens weren't so darn cute.

Whoha · December 2, 2003, 01:19

Granted, but now they infest more places then cockroaches, and can never be gotten rid of.

I wish that i could think of something to wish for

Vesayen · December 2, 2003, 02:14

Quote:

Originally posted by Whoha
Granted, but now they infest more places then cockroaches, and can never be gotten rid of.

I wish that i could think of something to wish for

Granted! You wish for something to wish for and form an endless paradox loop negating all existance!

I wish for a poney named Star Jumper made of nuclear weapons, what could possibly go wrong???

Ben Kenobi · December 2, 2003, 05:43

Granted. However, you are now transported to Iraq and paraded by the Americans as proof of Saddam's WMD.

I wish that I were fluent in Latin, yet without loss to my English skills.

self biased · December 2, 2003, 05:59

granted. you're now a bishop in the roman catholic church, complete with the penchant for altar boys.

i wish i could go on tour with nine inch nails.

Main_Brain · December 2, 2003, 06:55

Granted. Yuu are now a Salesman for Nine and Ten Inch Nails touring the States.

I wish Ming would make a Wish.

Q Classic · December 2, 2003, 08:04

congrats.

unfortunately, it's a DL.

i wish the upgrades had gone smoothly.

Urban Ranger · December 2, 2003, 12:25

They have put in a new supercomputer. Unfortunately, the instruction manual and the OS are in Lower Esbonian.

I wish IBM had decided to build the PC around the MC68000, not the i8088.

Stuie · December 2, 2003, 12:46

Quote:

Originally posted by Urban Ranger
I wish IBM had decided to build the PC around the MC68000, not the i8088.

Granted, but it fails miserably and we're all stuck using Atari 2600s.

I wish I was 21 years old again.

Q Classic · December 2, 2003, 19:26

you are. unfortunately, it's also 1941, and you've been drafted to go fight stalin and his red alert.

i wish there wasn't an unbearable lightness of being.

st_swithin · December 2, 2003, 19:34

Granted. Instead, there are trillions of unbearable lightnesses of being, causing a sudden decline in gravity.

I wish communism was popular.