The Corrupt wish game - Page 2

Vesayen · November 16, 2003, 03:02

Quote:

Originally posted by Comrade Tassadar
Granted. However due to the nature of the show, it blows up in your hand

I wish to be ruler of the world!

Every person on earth has been killed, your there all alone-your familly and loved ones died most grusemly of all, sadomized by evil space aliens. You rule by virtue of the fact everyone else is dead.

MY WISH!

I wish the entire house of Saud would die.

Urban Ranger · November 16, 2003, 03:04

Bam. Al-Qaeda did it and they took over the country.

I wish I could speak with animals.

Vesayen · November 16, 2003, 03:05

GRANTED!

However animals are all racists and call you racial slurs all day-even when your isolated the mites living in your eye brows call you racial slurs.

Quote:

Originally posted by Urban Ranger
Bam. Al-Qaeda did it and they took over the country.

I wish I could speak with animals.

HOLY @&#& I WIN!!! Thats even better

House of Saud is gone, and NO ONE will complain if we go in and kill the Al-Qaeda...... with the U.S. in controll of Saudi Arabia our domination of the region/world economy is ensured for a years to come.

I want Douglas Adams to rise from the dead and write more Hithickers Guide to the Galaxy books. I also want Isac Asimov to rise from the dead and write more foundation books.

Urban Ranger · November 16, 2003, 03:20

Granted. The first thing they do is to hunt you down and kill you slowly.

I wish I had control over probability.

Vesayen · November 16, 2003, 03:25

You find that Einstein was wrong-God plays dice!*

I want a poney.

*This had me laughing so hard I cried-tears all over my face

Nubclear · November 16, 2003, 03:28

It appears and promptly kills you.

I wish to be invincible to pain and injury!!

Urban Ranger · November 16, 2003, 03:33

Granted, but so is everybody else.

I wish I can crush stones with my bare hands.

Vesayen · November 16, 2003, 03:34

That solves itself..... Most people would die within a weak if they couldnt feel pain, pain is natures way of saying "dont do that!"

You put your hand on a hot stove but dont know its hot-your light on fire and die.

Nubclear · November 16, 2003, 03:36

"and injury"

UR: Your wish is granted. However, the force needed to do such a thing destroys your hand

I wish I was George W. Bush

Vesayen · November 16, 2003, 03:41

Your assassinated by terrorists.

I wish you were alive so you could be assasinated again.

Mr. Harley · November 16, 2003, 03:42

Granted - you are now a black hole. (edit - crosspost)
I wish that I was the most evil and terrible person in the world, without any change to myself (courtesy Frederic Brown) without any deleterious or negative effect on the world population, or time travel (courtesy my fellow posters

).

Nubclear · November 16, 2003, 03:45

Granted. When you die you go to hell

I wish CNN would die!

Mr. Harley · November 16, 2003, 03:48

Granted - Fox news and Al Jazeera become the world's sources of balanced news.

I wish we could get the truth out of the Bush administration on Iraq, the contracts, and all that.

Vesayen · November 16, 2003, 03:54

Quote:

Originally posted by shawnmmcc
Granted - Fox news and Al Jazeera become the world's sources of balanced news.

I wish we could get the truth out of the Bush administration on Iraq, the contracts, and all that.

Granted, Bush is tried by congress and sent to jail. The country overgoes a reformation where big buisness is kicked out of goverment and the people once again rule. All the countries of the world get along and everyone lives in peace. God himself comes down to earth, smiling that we finally worked things out and gives us all the garden of eden-we all live hapilly and in bliss with God forever-AND BUSH IS THE ONLY ONE STOPPING THAT-GRRRR!

Nothing bad could come from Bush being exposed, sorry-perfect wish.

I wish for Israel and Palestinians to make peace and a realistic 2 state solution becomes a reality-with no violence involved.

Bosh · November 16, 2003, 05:11

However the two state solution involves Vesayan's home becomming part of the Palestinian state.

I wish my body only required 1 hour sleep/night.

Urban Ranger · November 16, 2003, 05:25

Granted, but you need to make it up by eating 4 times as much

I wish I can pound out bug-free code at 500 lines per hour, complete with comments.

Thucydides · November 16, 2003, 05:56

Quote:

Originally posted by Urban Ranger
Granted, but you need to make it up by eating 4 times as much

I wish I can pound out bug-free code at 500 lines per hour, complete with comments.

Granted, pounding computers now produces 500 lines of bug free code per hour, but the force required to pound the computer destroys whatever machine your working on in no time at all. You now go through more computers then you do lines of code.

I wish I could be Honorably Discharged from the Army Tomorrow and go back to College with my 40K of GI Money.

Mr. Harley · November 16, 2003, 05:59

edit : crosspost - I like the anwer before mine better

reposted - post after mine makes no sense without this, I'm too slow.

Granted (two posts ago) you have the urge to crawl around on your legs, all six of them, and hide from the light.

I wish I could really enter virtual reality.

DRoseDARs · November 16, 2003, 06:21

Granted, but the only way out is taking the blue pill...

I've had this damn cough for over a week now and I really wish this sh!t would stop. I hate having a croaky voice.

Mr. Harley · November 16, 2003, 06:24

Off-topic: had it to, rub some vics vapor rub under your nose and sleep with it - it's gross, but it helps loosen all the crap in your lungs. Good birth control too - nobody's kissing you with that crap under your nose.

DRoseDARs · November 16, 2003, 06:30

still off-topic: That's just it, there isn't anything in my lungs. I cleared it all out earlier in the week (got sick last sat. night through till tues-weds yet the cough persists). I had a "thing" just below my voice box (larynx?) that, although didn't hurt, caused irritation inside my windpipe. Knocked that sucker out yesterday, but cough STILL persists. I'm going to see a doctor if this keeps up past Monday.

on-topic: NOW VIOLATE...erm...GRANT MY WISH!!!

Nubclear · November 16, 2003, 06:36

Your wish is granted.
Instead of releasing wastes, your body keeps them all inside you. You eventually die because your sick anyway. Sorry

I wish I could simply get to sleep at night

Bosh · November 16, 2003, 06:40

You get to sleep every night because you are violently beaten by hordes of nut-wielding squirrels until you pass out.

I wish for the greater glory of squirrels everywhere.

DRoseDARs · November 16, 2003, 06:43

*hack, hack* *grumble*

Which they are granted, right before they are exterminated like the disease-ridden vermin they are.

I wish I were invincible.

*hack*

Nubclear · November 16, 2003, 06:53

The universe ends and you are in eternal suffering.

I wish I was the richest man in the world.

DRoseDARs · November 16, 2003, 06:55

You end up the kindest, most compassionate Human in our history (wealth of karma and spiritual fullness)...but that doesn't pay the bills or put food on the table. You die a pauper on the streets.

I wish I had an additional pair of usable arms.

Nubclear · November 16, 2003, 06:59

Wish granted

Unfortunately, your body seems to be rejecting them. How sad

I wish I ruled America.

DRoseDARs · November 16, 2003, 07:02

Sure you can...after you remove the reigning king.

I wish my paycheck was smaller.

Yes.

Smaller...

DaShi · November 16, 2003, 07:13

Granted, however no bank will accept these obviously fraudulent undersized checks.

I wish I could detonate a nuclear bomb at the center of the Earth.

DRoseDARs · November 16, 2003, 07:24

Granted, but turns out to be a dud.

I wish everyday was Act Like A Pirate day.