November 16, 2003, 07:28
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Granted, but you become tired of it really fast.
I wish I could cook better. :bleh:
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November 16, 2003, 09:57
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Granted. In fact, you cook so well that a 3rd world dictator kidnaps you and forces you to prepare all his lavish meals day in and day out. This takes up so much of your time that you never get the chance to prepare a meal of your own and live on bread and water. On the dictators birthday, you sometimes even get some jam to spread on your bread.
I wish I several females waiting for me in my bed. 
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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November 16, 2003, 10:02
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Granted, but they aren't of the human species.
I wish I can travel temporally, moving back and forth in time.
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November 16, 2003, 11:36
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Granted, but you can never return home to your loved ones.
I wish I was in movies
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November 16, 2003, 11:55
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Granted, your body is pulverized into thin paste and spread across hundreds of movie reels.
I wish I could retain full memory of everything that happens
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I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
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November 16, 2003, 12:11
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Granted. However the space required to accommodate all that extra memory means you no longer understand any of it.
I wish I had a song in my heart and a spring in my step.
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November 16, 2003, 12:18
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Originally posted by Boshko
However the two state solution involves Vesayan's home becomming part of the Palestinian state.
I wish my body only required 1 hour sleep/night.
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LOL I live in America.....
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November 16, 2003, 12:21
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Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Granted. However the space required to accommodate all that extra memory means you no longer understand any of it.
I wish I had a song in my heart and a spring in my step.
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Granted. The sudden flow of water from in front of your door is less dissappointing than being suddenly impaled by a rolled-up lyric sheet in the chest.
I wish I could talk with the animals, walk with the animals.
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I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
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November 16, 2003, 12:22
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Granted. Unfortunately they all hate you.
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November 16, 2003, 12:23
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I wish I hadn't just forgotten to make a wish.
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November 16, 2003, 12:28
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November 16, 2003, 12:35
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Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
I wish I hadn't just forgotten to make a wish.
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GRANTED! You make a wish-you wish for herpes, and it is granted!
I wish for UNDENIABLE proof for or against the existance of God, and what the right religion is if he exists.
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November 16, 2003, 13:27
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Granted. God turns out to be a sadist and decides to torture you for all eternity for the fun of it.
I was I was a Deity (wrt postcount  )
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November 16, 2003, 13:40
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Granted! You achieve it through flooding, and are perma-banned from apolyton.
I wish my headache would stop.
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November 16, 2003, 13:42
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Granted. Your life stops too.
I wish I could channel the One Power a la Wheel of Time
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Later amendments to the Constitution don't supersede earlier amendments - GePap
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November 16, 2003, 14:20
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Ok, I'll change my wish
I wish I owned a supercomputer.
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Later amendments to the Constitution don't supersede earlier amendments - GePap
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November 16, 2003, 14:26
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Granted! It fills your entire house, you're sleeping in the street, the liquid nitrogen coolant has just placed your cat in a cryogenic state and the ****er runs on Unix so none of your software works.
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November 16, 2003, 14:26
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I wish I knew why women buy so many shoes.
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November 16, 2003, 14:28
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Originally posted by skywalker
Ok, I'll change my wish
I wish I owned a supercomputer.
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So shall it be. However, this supercomputer is so good it has developed a personality. It thought was a rather funny prank to e-mail your mom all the porn sites you have visited.
I wish for France to disappear.
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November 16, 2003, 14:29
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Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
I wish I knew why women buy so many shoes.
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Granted. It's so that they always have a fresh weapon to kick you with and throw at you.
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November 16, 2003, 14:30
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Granted. Unforunately the computer makes a fatal error, which causes you to power Channel One so you only get Wheel of Fortune.
I wish I was more esoteric.
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I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
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November 16, 2003, 14:31
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damn you folks jumped in quick. 
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I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
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November 16, 2003, 14:34
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Originally posted by Theben
I wish I was more esoteric.
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Granted! Now when you claim that nobody understands you, it'll be true.
I wish I could write about training without feeling compelled to include that bastard Maslow.
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November 16, 2003, 14:36
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Granted. But now all your writings are on diaper-training.
I wish I could read the minds of famous people.
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I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
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November 16, 2003, 15:14
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Granted. You end your days a shivering wreck in a mental asylum, unable to string more than a few thoughts together, as the incredible cacophony of mental noise from every famous person on Earth drowns out all your native brain functions.
I wish for infra-red vision, in addition to my conventional sight.
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November 16, 2003, 15:47
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Granted. You just became blinded by looking at the microwave.
I wish I had a neural implant that allowed my to browse Poly while not at the computer (and post, to!)
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November 16, 2003, 15:49
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your wish is granted, but then the military finds out about your abilities, and you spend the rest of your days locked up in a cage, tested, and experimented on.
I wish I was the most sexy man on earth.
(this could turn ugly)
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November 16, 2003, 15:55
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Granted! Brace yourself, darling. This may sting a bit.
I wish I had another bottle of Chateau Cissac 1991.
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November 16, 2003, 15:57
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Granted. Unfortunately, it went bad.
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November 16, 2003, 15:58
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I wish I got to tell Firaxis how to make the next Civ3 XP
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