November 16, 2003, 16:13
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Granted. You did tell, and everyone thought it sucked. You've been assassinated by a crazy civ fanatic.
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November 16, 2003, 16:16
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#92
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King
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Granted! Unfortunately, they misunderstood you and made CTP3.
I wish My payraise would finally catchup with me.
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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November 16, 2003, 16:23
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#93
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King
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I wish I got to tell Firaxis how to make the next Civ3 XP
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granted, the game flops and the civ community impales you on a rusty rail road spike.
I wish every woman obeyed my commands
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November 16, 2003, 16:33
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King
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I wish My payraise would finally catchup with me.
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granted, the company you work for went under and you now work at McDonald's. You got a payraise because you are the shift supervisor.
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November 16, 2003, 16:39
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King
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I work in the United States Navy Space05us, you gotta do better than that.
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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November 16, 2003, 16:43
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Deity
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Granted. They end up paying you so much (   ) that they can't support the fleet or the rest of their personell, and Congress cuts funding entirely. You end up living in the gutter.
I wish that Firaxis would release the Civ2 code 
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[Obama] is either a troll or has no ****ing clue how government works - GePap
Later amendments to the Constitution don't supersede earlier amendments - GePap
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November 16, 2003, 17:07
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CTP1/2 GODDESS
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Granted, but there's a fatal bug in the 5,000 lines of AI code contained in the single function originally written by Sid, and you can't read C.
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November 16, 2003, 17:08
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King
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I wish I was a Jedi Knight,
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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November 16, 2003, 17:22
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Prince
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That sadly gets genocidally wiped out in those wars that build the Galactic Empire (I think that's what it's called).
I wish I wish I was a giant fish!
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Res ipsa loquitur
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November 16, 2003, 17:27
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King
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Zap! You are indeed a Giant fish...
UNfortunately Bender the Robot Catches you, so you can be weighed as a new world record.
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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November 16, 2003, 17:30
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Prince
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Woo-hoo, I'm a record-breaking fish! I'm happy!
Your wish.
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Res ipsa loquitur
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November 16, 2003, 17:42
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King
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Oh yeah.
I wish I could buy the world a Coke.
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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November 16, 2003, 17:43
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Deity
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You can. However, you only had EXACTLY enough money to do so, so now you are penniless (well, quarterless, but you know what I mean  ).
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[Obama] is either a troll or has no ****ing clue how government works - GePap
Later amendments to the Constitution don't supersede earlier amendments - GePap
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November 16, 2003, 17:44
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Deity
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I wish I could read and write in l337
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[Obama] is either a troll or has no ****ing clue how government works - GePap
Later amendments to the Constitution don't supersede earlier amendments - GePap
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November 16, 2003, 17:46
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Prince
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One coke each? ...Let's just say one coke altogether.
Sadly that coke gets opened by some passerby and is so fizzed up that the ring-pull goes flying into her eye blinding her there. You get sued for $500,000
I wish I was asleep.
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Res ipsa loquitur
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November 16, 2003, 17:48
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Prince
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Originally posted by skywalker
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Cross-post.
Sadly this alienates your SO so much that she goes crazy and cuts your knob off.
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Res ipsa loquitur
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November 16, 2003, 18:25
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King
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I wish I was asleep.
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you fall into a coma
I wish I was more muscular
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November 16, 2003, 18:34
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Prince
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Originally posted by Space05us
I wish I was more muscular
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You are. The chicks still don't like you, and your clothes dont fit.
I wish I was utterly at peace with the universe.
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Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis
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November 16, 2003, 18:53
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Emperor
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Granted! Enjoy your lobotomy, sir.
I wish I didn't have to go to Ikea.
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November 16, 2003, 18:58
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King
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I wish I didn't have to go to Ikea.
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you catch Ebola and dont live to see tomorrow, no more Ikea for you!
I wish I was a woman (no not really)
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November 16, 2003, 19:15
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Emperor
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Granted....you are turned into a woman. (granting the wish is corrupting it in and of itself)
I wish I could become a gazillionaire by playing computer games.
Asmodean
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Im not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the mark
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November 16, 2003, 19:27
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King
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I wish I could become a gazillionaire by playing computer games.
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granted, unfortunatly you are not allowed to do anything but play games, you run out of time to do almost anything. They even restrict your bathroom use by turning your gaming seat into a toilet itself. You are kept awake with massive doses of LSD and eventually you and everyone else forgets you exist. You become a member of the sercret service detail that protects Georgie Doubya.
I wish I could do what ever I wanted to any woman and get awau with it.
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November 16, 2003, 20:03
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Deity
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Granted. Women now avoid you at all costs
I wish I could inflict massive, blinding pain by looking into someone's eyes.
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[Obama] is either a troll or has no ****ing clue how government works - GePap
Later amendments to the Constitution don't supersede earlier amendments - GePap
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November 16, 2003, 20:09
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Prince
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You now look like Anne Widdicombe. I'd cover up your mirrors if I were you.
I wish I had a glass of clean tap water in my hand.
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"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis
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November 16, 2003, 20:18
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Deity
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You do. However, an inch of crude oil is floating on top.
I wish I was a super moderator.
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[Obama] is either a troll or has no ****ing clue how government works - GePap
Later amendments to the Constitution don't supersede earlier amendments - GePap
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November 16, 2003, 21:02
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King
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Originally posted by skywalker
You do. However, an inch of crude oil is floating on top.
I wish I was a super moderator.
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Granted. However, you are the Supermod of a Isalmist Messgae Board that is under investigation by the G-men. And all the other Supermods are disappearing, one by one.
I wish for a turkey sandwhich. Not one that turns into a giant Turkey or something. Not one that will make me sick. Not one that has disgusting condiments like Peanut Butter or something. Just a Turkey Sandwhich.
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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November 16, 2003, 21:05
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Prince
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Granted. The turkey isn't dead yet though.
I wish for a good night of sleep.
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"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis
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November 16, 2003, 21:07
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Deity
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Granted. You not only get ONE good night of sleep, you get an infinite number of successive good nights of sleep.
I wish to be on the Supreme Court.
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[Obama] is either a troll or has no ****ing clue how government works - GePap
Later amendments to the Constitution don't supersede earlier amendments - GePap
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November 16, 2003, 23:03
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Emperor
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Granted. You've fallen from an airplane and splattered on the roof.
I wish had one...BILLION dollars!
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Tutto nel mondo č burla
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November 16, 2003, 23:14
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PolyCast Thread Necromancer
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Poof! Now you do Unfortunately you didn't cover your tracks when you scammed the mob, and now you are dead 
I wish that I wouldn't be sick anymore.
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