November 16, 2003, 23:16
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Granted. Say hello to death.
I wish you'd all appreciate me for my precious, delicate inner beauty.
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Tutto nel mondo è burla
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November 16, 2003, 23:16
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EDIT: damn xposts  
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[Obama] is either a troll or has no ****ing clue how government works - GePap
Later amendments to the Constitution don't supersede earlier amendments - GePap
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November 16, 2003, 23:21
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#123
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But your original almost worked for mine, oddly enough...
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Tutto nel mondo è burla
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November 16, 2003, 23:21
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Granted. We strap you to a metal table and appreciate your precious, delicate inner beauty with a scalpel.
I wish everyone had a board with a nail in it.
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November 16, 2003, 23:32
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Granted, but you become the cudgel quality tester.
I wish that me and my girlfriend could spend an entire weekend together on an island, alone.
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Scouse Git (2) LaFayette and Adam Smith you will be missed
"All my own perception of beauty both in majesty and simplicity is founded upon Our Lady." - JRR Tolkein
Get busy living or get busy dying.
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November 16, 2003, 23:32
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Deity
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xposts AGAIN!
Granted, but you are eaten by sharks.
I wish I could be ruler of a vast empire.
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[Obama] is either a troll or has no ****ing clue how government works - GePap
Later amendments to the Constitution don't supersede earlier amendments - GePap
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November 17, 2003, 00:03
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Grantd. You ar now rulr of Thm, which is schduld to b nukd by th US tomorrow.
I wish my "" ky would gt unstuck
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meet the new boss, same as the old boss
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November 17, 2003, 00:15
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Granted, but your KY is so unsticky it gets all over your shirt, thus making you unloveable
I wish I were black
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"I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite
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November 17, 2003, 00:17
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Granted. You now live in Philly.
I wish I could forsee all of my exam questions.
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Scouse Git (2) LaFayette and Adam Smith you will be missed
"All my own perception of beauty both in majesty and simplicity is founded upon Our Lady." - JRR Tolkein
Get busy living or get busy dying.
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November 17, 2003, 00:37
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King
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Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
Granted. The turkey isn't dead yet though.
I wish for a good night of sleep.
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Man, you screwed up that Corruption. Anyone want to help IW out?
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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November 17, 2003, 01:27
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Granted. You get given the most perfect Turkey sandwich known to mankind. Unfortunately you are in hospital and not allowed to eat or drink anything. The nurse eats the sandwich in front of you.
I wish I had a bottle of every bourbon brand ever made in my house. And plenty of coke to mix with it.
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November 17, 2003, 01:42
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Prince
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Granted, you are found dead of alchohol poisoning the next day.
I wish that Porters and Stouts didn't have all the calories, but yet still tasted as good as they do!
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The worst form of insubordination is being right - Keith D., marine veteran. A dictator will starve to the last civilian - self-quoted
And on the eigth day, God realized it was Monday, and created caffeine. And behold, it was very good. - self-quoted
Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry… I wish it were otherwise.
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November 17, 2003, 01:55
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They don't have all the calories Just most of them. You get really fat and die 
I wish my IQ was higher!
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November 17, 2003, 02:32
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Prince
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Unfortunately, the computer they attach to your brain shuts down your libido. You are now a eunech (spelling?).  .
I wish my wife had triplets instead of just one little girl (please note she doesn't go here) .
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The worst form of insubordination is being right - Keith D., marine veteran. A dictator will starve to the last civilian - self-quoted
And on the eigth day, God realized it was Monday, and created caffeine. And behold, it was very good. - self-quoted
Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry… I wish it were otherwise.
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November 17, 2003, 02:35
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PolyCast Thread Necromancer
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.........your wife has triplets 
I wish everyone died.
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November 17, 2003, 06:02
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Heaven sucks. You are tormented for eternity.
I wish for it to snow tomorrow.
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November 17, 2003, 06:10
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Prince
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It turns out global warming was a sham. The new ice age begins.
I wish leaves didn't need to be raked off of lawns.
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The worst form of insubordination is being right - Keith D., marine veteran. A dictator will starve to the last civilian - self-quoted
And on the eigth day, God realized it was Monday, and created caffeine. And behold, it was very good. - self-quoted
Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry… I wish it were otherwise.
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November 17, 2003, 06:23
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They don't. Huge masses of mutant earth worms appear, munch off the leaves and produce fertile soil. Unfortunately, they eat anything leafy and green.
I wish I would find a diamond mine tomorrow.
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(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
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November 17, 2003, 06:25
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All trees on earth suddenly cease to exist. While you don't need to rake leaves off lawns anymore, oxygen sure is difficult to get nowadays.
EDIT: You find a diamond mine - in your neighbour's backyard. He is now rich beyond your wildest dreams. Meanwhile, you are still penniless.
I wish to rule an interplanetary empire.
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November 17, 2003, 06:44
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Web-based or on your PC 
I wish I could program instinctively in any computer language I choose.
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(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
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November 17, 2003, 07:46
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I wish I could program instinctively in any computer language I choose.
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granted, unfortunatly the next day you lose you eye sight when a mugger decides to beat you with a baseball bat.
I wish I was more powerful (not stronger, powerful)
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November 17, 2003, 08:28
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Originally posted by Space05us
I wish I was more powerful (not stronger, powerful)
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Granted.....unfortunately you now have so many powers that you cannot decide what powers to use at what time. Eventually you go crazy and spend the rest of your life in an asylum.
I wish I had the time to do all the things I want to do.
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Im not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the mark
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November 17, 2003, 08:34
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Granted: Due the horrific mauling of your groinal region by demented ardvarks the disability checks leave your with the ability to do so much!
I wish I didn't have any kindergarten classes to teach
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Stop Quoting Ben
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November 17, 2003, 08:37
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I wish I didn't have any kindergarten classes to teach
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granted, all of the kids below the age of 7 mysteriously disappear without a trace. and no one in the world is able to give birth. Humans eventually become extinct.
I wish I were a super hero
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November 17, 2003, 09:02
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Granted. Your superpower is insanity - the criminals never know what you will do next to catch them.
I wish PCs were free.
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November 17, 2003, 09:06
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Granted. Unfortunately, they can now only run Windows ME.
I wish I had a fluent knowledge of every language on Earth.
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KH FOR OWNER!
ASHER FOR CEO!!
GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!
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November 17, 2003, 09:10
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all of the kids below the age of 7 mysteriously disappear without a trace. and no one in the world is able to give birth.
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So let me get this straight:
1. All the annoying little brats disappear and I don't have to herd them anymore.
2. I don't have to worry about about birth control anymore.
3. Earth's environment is saved.
This is a corrupted wish how?
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Stop Quoting Ben
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November 17, 2003, 09:13
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This is a corrupted wish how?
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it assumes you care about the preservation of humans. 
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November 17, 2003, 10:44
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I wish I had a fluent knowledge of every language on Earth.
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Granted. However, this includes all the animals and insects, and you are driven mad by the constant mosquite chatter of "I'mlookingforbloodI'mlookingforbloodI'mlookingforb lood..."
I wish I had the power of flight.
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"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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November 17, 2003, 11:36
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I wish I had the power of flight.
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granted, your brand new Boeing 747 drops on top of your house killing all of its occupants.
I wish everyone could just get along
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