*#*#*#*#*#*Power Coup! *#*#*#*#*#*

Jamski · November 17, 2003, 07:38

I am assuming power and control over the Human Hive. The Chairman is deposed. I shall shortly announce my new deputy chairman. Vander is confirmed as the permanant PRAVDA editor. Ex-Chairman Voltaire is sentenced to prison for his non-action in the face of duty, and his lack of response to the resignation of the planning authorities.

All conduct of Hive business and contol of the millitary is now my responsibility! (untill someone takes it from my dead hands)

The Marshal is stripped to the rank of Private untill he can excuse his behavior in DESERTING from the glorious Hive Armed Forces in the moment of need.

Glory to the Hive!

Please vote for or against so I know who is a dissenter and should be shot.

Thankyou.

-Jam

Jamski · November 17, 2003, 10:47

Don't all rush at once

-Jam

Vander · November 17, 2003, 14:05

I'm a fan of being the New Editor (who was the old one, anyway?). And because the poll attached to the issue proves it, I'm siding with ol' Jam here.

Nubclear · November 17, 2003, 18:16

On second thought, I won't close this thread

As long as Jamski promises to recognize me as diety.

Voltaire · November 17, 2003, 20:41

No objection from me, I'll resign gracefully if this fiasco can be overcome since I'm too busy to do anything these days at it stands. Plus me resigning doesn't give Jamski the satisfaction of carrying out a successful coup. As my last act of office I appoint HongHu as Censor (if you want to know what it does look it up in the constitution, which I refuse to let Jamski touch, if he's gonna change things he's going to do it legaly).

Of course I'm lying

Aren't I? YEP. I am lying. Do not take me SERIOUSLY at all.

Nubclear · November 17, 2003, 20:57

Nasty. This is just NASTY.

I hope the Hive falls

Nubclear · November 18, 2003, 00:52

PRAISE LENIN THIS COUP IS FAILING!

Voltaire · November 18, 2003, 00:59

WE ALL NEED TO TALK... NOW (failing that ASAP)!

This crisis was ridiculous, and was a result of bad timing and unlikely circumstances. I am in part to blame, the Marshal as well must take the burden, but frankly we've all failed because we're just not active anymore. From now on I demand that everyone do their part (however small).

I will speak to each and every one of you individually over MSN, and then arrange a group meeting with as many active members as can attend.

Jamski · November 18, 2003, 08:30

OK, this "coup" has achieved its purpose of getting people to post. I don't particularly WANT to take over, but noone else was going to do anything, apart from Kody who has left the Hive.

I'm happy to cancel the coup, if this means a return to normal business.

-Jam

Micha · November 18, 2003, 09:28

Crimson Guard, Division Zeta
Citizen Jamski, you have been trying to overthrow the government of the glorious Human Hive. The People have charged you with high treason, and therefor you are now arrested.
You have no rights. The party knows everything, so you don´t need to give evidence. Everything you say will be used against you. If you keep mum, it will be used against you, too.
In the name of the people of the Human Hive, you are now enemy of the state. Expect your public trial to take place on Wednesday.

Jamski · November 18, 2003, 10:21

Micha, alte Kumpel

Ich hätte besser erwartet von dir als diese Schande. Ich hätte gehofft das du bei mir stehen wirdst, aber was für eine Entauschung. Ich höffe du bist zufrieden, der Untergang der Hive ist jetzt ganz deine Schuld. Wie kannst du dich ins Spiegel sehen? Ach, meine arme Hive, ich weine wegen deine ende.

-Jam

Nubclear · November 19, 2003, 02:32

Micha, old buddies I would have better expected from you than this dishonor. I would have hoped for which you with me stand wirdst, but which for a Entauschung. I hoeffe you are content, the fall of the Hive is now completely your debt. How can you in mirrors see yourself? Oh, my poor Hive, I cries about yours ends.

Jamski · November 19, 2003, 05:52

Its nicer in translation, and is better English than my German

-Jam

Micha · November 20, 2003, 10:02

lol, in that he´s right

Well, apart from the meaning of what you´ve said, here´s the improvements I´d suggest:

Quote:

Micha, alter Kumpel! Ich hätte mehr von dir erwartet als diese Schande! Ich hätte gehofft das du zu mir halten würdest, aber was für eine Entäuschung... Ich hoffe du bist zufrieden, der Untergang des Hives ist jetzt ganz deine Schuld. Wie kannst du noch in den Spiegel sehen? Ach, mein armes Hive, ich weine um dein Ende.

Now that has made me sad...

Hey, it´s been the Crimon Guard, not that pitty Comrade you call "Kumpel"...

Translation:

Quote:

Micha, my old mate! I´d have expected you to do better than that disgrace. I hoped you´d stick with me, but what a disappointment! I hope you´re satisfied, now that the Hive´s fall is only your fault. How can you still look into a mirror? Oh, my dear Hive! I mourn your fall!

Snowflake · November 20, 2003, 10:58

Ach, meine arme Jamski, ich weine wegen deine ende.

Micha · November 20, 2003, 14:21

Quote:

Originally posted by HongHu
Ach, meine arme Jamski, ich weine wegen deine ende.

lol, arme Jamski!

(this grammar form indicates "Jamski" is female

)

Snowflake · November 20, 2003, 14:36

Oops! Didn't realize that Hive is female.

Guess it should be changed to "Ach, meine arme Ms Jamski, ich weine wegen deine ende".

Micha · November 20, 2003, 15:32

Hehe... Perhaps you should just "borrow" your German from MY corrected text instead of Jamski´s pitty try

(just kidding, Jam!

Your German is really great! Just some more practising with the grammar here and there...

)

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Quote:

Micha, alter Kumpel! Ich hätte mehr von dir erwartet als diese Schande! Ich hätte gehofft das du zu mir halten würdest, aber was für eine Entäuschung... Ich hoffe du bist zufrieden, der Untergang des Hives ist jetzt ganz deine Schuld. Wie kannst du noch in den Spiegel sehen? Ach, mein armes Hive, ich weine um dein Ende.

Snowflake · November 20, 2003, 16:34

Is Hive male in your corrected text?

Jamski · November 20, 2003, 18:19

Hive is female isn't it Micha? Die Hive?

I just don't care enough about grammer. If you speak fast enough "Schlampe" sounds like "Schlamper"

-Jam

Vander · November 20, 2003, 18:33

Ich habe eine frage....

So how would we say "Spam thread" in Deutsch?

Vev · November 20, 2003, 18:57

Wo bist du?

Snowflake · November 20, 2003, 19:10

ist lieber dist or something like that

Micha · November 20, 2003, 19:59

Quote:

Originally posted by Vander
Ich habe eine frage....

So how would we say "Spam thread" in Deutsch?

lol, actually we have adopted both SPAM and THREAD from the english

Vev · November 20, 2003, 20:30

Spam is universal. It is only spam and spam is everything.

Micha · November 20, 2003, 20:38

Quote:

Originally posted by HongHu
ist lieber dist or something like that

your favourite course is thistles?

I think you mean "Ich liebe Dich" meaning "I love you", right?

Snowflake · November 20, 2003, 23:45

Hey I was quite close Yeay!

Jamski · November 21, 2003, 05:39

Viellicht sollen wir ein Deutschspamthread haben. Es könnte spaß machen. Oder nicht?

-Jam

Snowflake · November 21, 2003, 10:37

Are you trying to send some coded secret message?

It's not gonna save you dear Spamski. If you continue to talk like those foreigners I promise you will be excuted.

Micha · November 21, 2003, 11:10

Quote:

Originally posted by Jamski
Viellicht sollen wir ein Deutschspamthread haben. Es könnte spaß machen. Oder nicht?

-Jam

What a great idea!

Let´s start one immediately! What do you think, shall we ihnen auch die Übersetzung geben von allem was wir dort sagen?

Quote:

Originally posted by HongHu
Are you trying to send some coded secret message?

It's not gonna save you dear Spamski. If you continue to talk like those foreigners I promise you will be excuted.

Hm, dear Comrade judge HongHu, you aren´t saying the huge German-rooting population of the Human Hive are all foreigners, do you?

Vielleicht können the Hiver sogar noch etwas lernen