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"The following issues are before the Parliament of Gnoll City:
World to End, or Possibly Just Mark Anniversary [unaddressed]
Police Consider "Big Brother" Anti-Crime System [unaddressed]
Oh, the Angst! [unaddressed]
Should Democracy be Compulsory? [unaddressed]
Should the Government Grant Estates and Titles of Nobility? [unaddressed]
Get Efficient, Private Sector Tells Nature [unaddressed]"
OOC: Yippee! Six issues! Eat that, humans! We got more issues than you!
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