What girls turn you on the most? - Page 3

Dis · November 19, 2003, 18:45

all I look for is 2 breasts and a hole. and the breasts are really optional.

Alexander's Horse · November 19, 2003, 18:46

any

Bereta_Eder · November 19, 2003, 20:02

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Originally posted by Gatekeeper
Bah! All those legends about Amazons slicing off a breast and killing male infants is just that, legend! Besides, how the heck would you staunch the gush of blood from the gaping hole left in one's chest after slicing off a breast? Not quick enough to stave off death, I bet!

I think with fire...

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If anything, the Amazons simply binded their breast(s) when necessary. And, according to the legends, they only killed males if they didn't impregnate them with female infants (and even then, not always).

Actually there must have been a reason they were all female and not a male to be found in their midst

But I was refering to the males with whom they had sex to reproduce... after the sex... "shwessh" to the neck and thank you for your services

Actually I know very little about the Amazons but things don't look pretty

But it could be that there are many legends in that.
There was a study recently which put into question wether the Spartans really threw over the Keadas, which is a short of a chasm or mountain, all the babies that were handicapped so as to keep only the robust healthy onces. Like homosexuality. Spartans killed any member of their society who was found to be homosexual. Where did that homosexuality myth about the Spartans begun in the west, I don't know. Maybe some researchers liked to swing the other way.

VetLegion · November 19, 2003, 20:08

Know any good legends about Lesbos? How did that originate?

[no troll or anything, simple question, I don't know anything about them really, as opposed to Amazons of whom I heard]

Bereta_Eder · November 19, 2003, 20:11

Lesbos was most certaintly true.

It originated when all the men were off to war for large amounts of time and the ladies had to entertain themselves or so the legend goes. That combined with propably one of the first very powerful feminist movement in recorded history.

VetLegion · November 19, 2003, 20:19

But there is an island of Lesbos! What, did they deport them when they came back home and cought them in flagranti? Ancient Greece was a funny place.

Bereta_Eder · November 19, 2003, 20:23

Of course there is Lesbos or Mytilini.

I have no idea what they did when they returned.

Very funny place.

Aristophanes is the funniest of all.
In one of his plays, the women conveinced the men not to go to war by threatening them that they wouldn't have sex with them if they did.

VetLegion · November 19, 2003, 20:26

I know of that one. I didn't know about the revisionism of Spartan history going on in Greece though

Bereta_Eder · November 19, 2003, 20:27

It wasn't there anything to revision. Plato wrote the facts long time ago. Anyone else can write what he fancies.

VetLegion · November 19, 2003, 20:36

They probably didn't kill the children. Though I can see it is a controvesial issue.

Anyway, voted on the poll.

Bereta_Eder · November 19, 2003, 20:40

What is there to be controversial after 2000 years? It just doesnt stick according to that study. But the legend ha survived untill today...

Brundlefly · November 19, 2003, 20:41

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Originally posted by Spec

And you Feephi, your last girlfriend was so fat, she got hit by a parked car.

Spec.

I wasn't going to say anything about your last girl Spec, but.... Your last girl is so fat, you can't even see her legs, it just looks like she's gliding across the floor. When she goes to a restaurant, she just looks at the whole menu, and says "Okay." She got mad once because they didn't bring her a serving of "Thank You, Come Again".

David Floyd · November 19, 2003, 20:43

Whites, and then Americanized Asians. Actually, mixed white-Asian is probably my biggest turn on.

Alexander's Horse · November 19, 2003, 20:44

women are divine creatures I have no preferences.

Spec · November 19, 2003, 21:04

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Originally posted by jdd2007
It's what is inside that counts.

Shut up. You know very well that what attracts you first is not what is inside.

Stop it, you sound like a girl.

Spec.

Jac de Molay · November 19, 2003, 21:06

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Originally posted by Feephi

I wasn't going to say anything about your last girl Spec, but.... Your last girl is so fat, you can't even see her legs, it just looks like she's gliding across the floor. When she goes to a restaurant, she just looks at the whole menu, and says "Okay." She got mad once because they didn't bring her a serving of "Thank You, Come Again".

Dont forget that she's so fat that she sweats grease

And for the record, Italian and Mexican girls hook me everytime.

Spec · November 19, 2003, 21:07

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Originally posted by Feephi

I wasn't going to say anything about your last girl Spec, but.... Your last girl is so fat, you can't even see her legs, it just looks like she's gliding across the floor. When she goes to a restaurant, she just looks at the whole menu, and says "Okay." She got mad once because they didn't bring her a serving of "Thank You, Come Again".

And your last girlfriend was so fat that when she steps on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...And also this one time, she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!

Spec.

Space05us · November 19, 2003, 21:11

African 1 2.04%
Latino 2 4.08%

Albert Speer owes us all ten bucks each

Brundlefly · November 19, 2003, 22:39

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Originally posted by Spec

And your last girlfriend was so fat that when she steps on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...And also this one time, she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!

Spec.

Your last girl gave up on diets. She's on a triet now - "Y'all gonna eat the rest of that? I'll try it!"

Skanky Burns · November 19, 2003, 22:47

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Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
I like redheads, prefereably natural, but I'll take a bottle anyday.

Zylka · November 19, 2003, 22:51

Zylka · November 19, 2003, 22:52

THAT'S A REALLY IMPRESSIVE PHOTOSHOP JOB THERE, SKANKY!

Dis · November 19, 2003, 22:54

Why is there no thread titled: What boys turn you on the most?

And why is it acceptable to call women girls, but not call men boys?

I must object to treating women like sex objects (and young ones at that). Women are intelligent beings capable of creativity, ingenuity, inventiveness, and caring; they are not to be thought of as attractive.

Zylka · November 19, 2003, 22:56

B - It is, within circles of girls
A - because no one here's a queer who "thinks outside the box" resulting in petty challenges like the mentioned

Ben Kenobi · November 19, 2003, 23:12

Zylka, do you really need so many pictures?

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Women are intelligent beings capable of creativity, ingenuity, inventiveness, and caring; they are not to be thought of as attractive.

So you don't find intelligent beings capable of creativity, ingenuity, inventiveness and caring to be attractive?

Berzerker · November 19, 2003, 23:41

Mixed, white and philipino or white and hispanic

Skanky Burns · November 19, 2003, 23:44

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Originally posted by Zylka
THAT'S A REALLY IMPRESSIVE PHOTOSHOP JOB THERE, SKANKY!

That is disturbing on many levels.

Well done.

Alexander's Horse · November 19, 2003, 23:58

nice avatar

Urban Ranger · November 20, 2003, 00:25

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Originally posted by Space05us
Al I love you will you have sex with me?

Are you just promiscuous or is this your stock "I don't have anything to say but I feel like irratating people" response?

Zylka · November 20, 2003, 00:37

That all depends on whether or not you're intelligent enough to use the spellchecker. How "irratating"