The Recreation Commons - Seventh Floor : Thermocline Tavern

Kassiopeia · November 20, 2003, 15:30

Drogue didn't get here first so I might as well start this one myself. Someone talked about some Tavern thingamabob so I came up with this. Feel free to whine about it, but it's staying.

Nice and quaint, with an antique theme from the high seas of Earth. (Ignore the axe, the carpenters left it behind.)

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Yeah we borrowed a few from Kassi. He's got so many we figured he wouldn't miss a few of the less used ones.

A harem is a harem, dammit, I would've appreciated it if you had asked me first. Definitely if you were going to get one of the less used ones, some of these were pretty fresh, straight out from the lab.

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Can we not have some singing Russian schoolgirls instead or some Aussie unversity student surfers.

Russian schoolgirls are fine too, yeah. Especially red-haired ones! I prefer Japanese though.

Back to business. Keep on carrying in your millicredits, I'm sure you can even buy a drink here somewhere.

Nubclear · November 20, 2003, 15:31

There is a strange type of Anime (i think) called Mango or Magma or something. What is it?

Kassiopeia · November 20, 2003, 15:33

I think what you mean is "manga". It's just Japanese for comic books, the drawing style is identical to anime. Many anime titles are made into manga and the other way around.

Snowflake · November 20, 2003, 15:34

What are the special features in this floor? Any drinks served?

Maniac · November 20, 2003, 15:39

WELCOME TO THE SPAM FACTORY!!!!!!!!

This is the newest floor of the highest building on Chiron: the Recreation Commons! Besides the usual bars on this level, a section is solely devoted to the art of SPAM production, with a SPAM museum and a fast food factory trying to reproduce the famous - or should I say infamous? - Hive specialty. Have fun!

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The elevator to the sixth floor is in this direction.

Maniac · November 20, 2003, 15:40

Competition I see.

Which one will we close?

Nubclear · November 20, 2003, 15:43

What are you talking about?!

Snowflake · November 20, 2003, 15:48

The construction of the seventh floor is proved to be a complete disaster. I demand rebuiding!

Kassiopeia · November 20, 2003, 15:56

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Competition I see.

Competition? I got here first. You're not even the bartender any longer. Where's the competition?

Kassiopeia · November 20, 2003, 15:59

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Seventh Floor : Tale of Two Threads

FOR THE LOVE OF MARX! Tass, please, I'd prefer some sort of consistency with the thread names. *That's* just silly! Change it back please? And to add insult to injury you added an extra space between Floor and : for no logical reason. :/

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The construction of the seventh floor is proved to be a complete disaster. I demand rebuiding!

It wasn't a disaster of any kind until Maniac started to muck about :| My position as a bartender is being undermined here, do you want the job back Maniac?

Snowflake · November 20, 2003, 16:06

Ok add a picture to your Thermocline Tavern then we'll recognize your bartendership.

Maniac · November 20, 2003, 16:10

The biggest alcoholics in Café "Temple of Planet" were:

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HongHu 		 57 
Drogue  	52 
Jamski  	46 
FlameFlash  	44 
Maniac  	39 
Vev  		34 
Kody  		32 
Hercules  	29 
Corellion  	25 
Comrade Tassadar  19 
Octavian X  	15 
Method  	13 
Micha  		12 
Atlantian	 10 
jtsisyoda  	10 
Googlie  	9 
Crimson Sunrise  9 
Kassiopeia  	7 
Lemmy  		7 
GeneralTacticus 5 
MrWhereItsAt	 5 
Impaler[WrG] 	 4 
DeathByTheSword  4 
Makahlua  	3 
Flubber  	3 
Minute Mirage  2 
Ari Rahikkala  2 
laurentius  	1 
johndmuller  	1 
Voltaire  	1 
Vander  	1 
Ignorance  	1

Summarized, this means the largest drinkers of all time are:

Code:

Kassiopeia	364
Method		279
Maniac		264
Drogue		227
GeneralTacticus	201
FlameFlash	179
Hercules	132
DeathByTheSword	130
Jamski		123
Pandemoniak	96
HongHu		92
Cedayon		87
Lemmy		84
Crimson Sunrise	78
Kody		64
Vev		59
MrWhereItsAt	48
Anodyne		46
Archaic		43
Comrade Tassadar	31
Corellion	30
Frankychan	23
Kirov		22
lucky22		20
Octavian X	17
Static Universe	17
History Guy	16
moomin		16
Googlie		15
Apocalypse	14
Micha		14
Flubber		13
Atlantian	11
Aaron Blackwell	10
jtsiyoda	10
Mellian		9
Voltaire	9
Comrade Chris	8
Zero		8
johndmuller	7
Darkness' Edge	6
Diablero	5
Earwicker	5
Jhanactus	5
Trip		5
ColdWizard	4
Schinkenjoe	4
Impaler[WrG] 	4 
Makahlua	4
Main_Brain	3
Puupertti Ruma	3
Vlad Antlerkov	3
Ari Rahikkala	3
- Groucho -	2
Haon		2
MrSnoid		2
The Bloody Baro	2
Minute Mirage   2 
laurentius  	1 
Vander  	1 
Ignorance  	1 
AdamTG02	1
Rasbelin	1
dmm1285		1
Whaleboy	1
Gnool		1
Mongoose	1
Grand Total	2988

Snowflake · November 20, 2003, 16:11

I'm not an alcoholic!

Maniac · November 20, 2003, 16:15

Wow, Kassiopeia is a tense mood.

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And to add insult to injury you added an extra space between Floor and : for no logical reason.

The previous rec commons had a space there.

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It wasn't a disaster of any kind until Maniac started to muck about :|

I wasn't aware you were preparing a floor.

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My position as a bartender is being undermined here, do you want the job back Maniac?

No thanks.

Snowflake · November 20, 2003, 16:19

Mmmm, nice picture. Very intriguing.

Kassiopeia · November 20, 2003, 16:19

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Wow, Kassiopeia is a tense mood.

The schoolgirls have been uppity all day after you guys tore one away from her rightful and handsome master, they're afraid I'll let it happen again and have been in a, well, strike... Not that I couldn't have my way with them but I prefer a certain amount of consent (why else would I raise them myself?)

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The previous rec commons had a space there.

That's a French curiosity, adding spaces to places where they aren't really needed. Legacy from the age of the printing press I think.

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I wasn't aware you were preparing a floor.

Not even after you noticed this thread and subsequently posted in it?

Sorry if I flared up a bit, it's just that Tassadar's intervention wasn't really needed here.

Maniac · November 20, 2003, 16:20

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Originally posted by HongHu
I'm not an alcoholic!

No point in denying! Numbers don't lie.

What did you drink then in the Temple of Planet? Fifty-seven orange juices?

Snowflake · November 20, 2003, 16:23

Lord Tass, could you please change the thread title back to Thermocline Tavern please? I don't think a tale of threads attracts many customers.

Nubclear · November 20, 2003, 16:23

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Originally posted by Kassiopeia

FOR THE LOVE OF MARX!

Marx currently lives here in Heaven, and he loves the new thread title

Not only this, however you have insulted your diety. You are lucky I do not strike down the Recreation Commons and all of it's floors!

The thread title will NOT be changed, and furthermore any more insults will result in the destruction of the Rec Commons! BAH!

(I'll change it when I get back

As long as you provide me with a sacrafice of steak. I'm hungry)

I wonder what happens if I do this.

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Snowflake · November 20, 2003, 16:25

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Originally posted by Maniac

No point in denying! Numbers don't lie.

What did you drink then in the Temple of Planet? Fifty-seven orange juices?

I only went there for reflection of life. It's not my fault the bartenders offer me a free drink or two from time to time.

Maniac · November 20, 2003, 16:26

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Originally posted by Kassiopeia
That's a French curiosity, adding spaces to places where they aren't really needed. Legacy from the age of the printing press I think.

YeahIagreespacesarejustawasteofspaceFortunatelyI'm notFrenchsoIdon'tsufferfromtheircursiosity.

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Not even after you noticed this thread and subsequently posted in it?

Well yes, but then the harm was done, so I asked how to proceed.

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Sorry if I flared up a bit, it's just that Tassadar's intervention wasn't really needed here.

I agree the thread should be renamed to Thermocline Tavern. Though I would keep the space.

Kassiopeia · November 20, 2003, 16:27

Steak? Will do. I've got some fresh mindworm in stock in the fridge, but if that doesn't float your boat, I've got some stuff that tastes exactly like bovine here somewhere. Lord Tass sir.

Nubclear · November 20, 2003, 16:27

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Originally posted by Maniac
I agree the thread should be renamed to Thermocline Tavern. Though I would keep the space.

Alright, alright. Now where is my steak?
This time have it cooked by a good cook. Last time it was burnt

Kassiopeia · November 20, 2003, 16:31

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YeahIagreespacesarejustawasteofspace. FortunatelyI'mnotFrenchsoIdon'tsufferfromtheircurs
iosity.

The extra spaces were added because otherwise the letters on the press would have fallen out or something to that effect. Nowadays when we have typed text they're just a remnant of a time long past.

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Well yes, but then the harm was done, so I asked how to proceed.

Fair enough.

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I agree the thread should be renamed to Thermocline Tavern.

Thanks. Thanks to Tass too, just give your order to the cook and it'll be ready in a jiffy.