January 20, 2004, 19:25
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relaxed tea always deserves a smile 
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It does indeed Thanks Drogue.
Hey, actually you seem to be pretty relaxed recently, all these free drinks and smiles. Whatever happened to "Please do not ask for credit as a punch in the teeth often offends"?
-Jam
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January 20, 2004, 19:43
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#332
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Originally posted by HongHu
Thank you Mister. It is not for the grapefruit of love that she is living, it is for the seek of it. As long as she is still searching for it, she will still be alive.
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Ah I understand. It is better to travel hopefully than.... to arrive. 
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January 21, 2004, 05:39
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#333
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Originally posted by HongHu
Yes she might. But she would die happily.
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Oh... okay. Here you go.
Enigma hands HongHu a grapefruit
Now where's that damn player? He agreed to help me kill those stupid fundys down in the dungeon.
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Originally posted by laurentius
Do you have an empty plug for me? 
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Plug as in Electrical, or Plug as in Grapefruit-of-Love-related?
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January 21, 2004, 05:54
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#334
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Originally posted by Jamski
Hey, actually you seem to be pretty relaxed recently, all these free drinks and smiles. Whatever happened to "Please do not ask for credit as a punch in the teeth often offends"?
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Well... I like to keep the regulars happy. I'm a gentle bartender really, and lately I haven't had the energy or inclination to bother with rules. Either been in need of a drink myself or to darn happy to care
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For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
"Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker
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January 21, 2004, 05:55
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For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
"Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker
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January 21, 2004, 05:59
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Originally posted by laurentius
HRRR...Hhhey Drogue! Wwwhats up? Hhhows my tab? Could you make something warm for me? Hot water and white xenorum would be just what I'd need.
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Coming up...
/me quickly mixes a hot white xenorum, adds a small dash of lemon for a little zing and plants it down in front of Lauri.
Your bartab is being paid by a man in a long black coat still open  
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Originally posted by Enigma_Nova
Plug as in Electrical, or Plug as in Grapefruit-of-Love-related?
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Electrical...
/me shudders
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For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
"Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker
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January 21, 2004, 06:02
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Originally posted by Enigma_Nova
Plug as in Electrical, or Plug as in Grapefruit-of-Love-related?
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Um, I'm a cyborg. So...YOU DO THE MATH
/me points at enigma and starts to giggle.
there seems to be something wrong with my humour chip..DROGUE!?
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January 21, 2004, 06:06
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Who me?
I think there's nothing wrong with it. Anyone who utters the phrase "plug as in grapefruit-of-love-related?" deserved to be laughed at
Maybe your future-fortelling chip means you laugh before something funny is said...
/me says something funny.
You see?
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For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
"Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker
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January 21, 2004, 06:16
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 yeah thats it! And thanks for the rum...
/me scans the bar for the man in the black coat but doesnt find him..
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January 21, 2004, 06:51
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Originally posted by laurentius
HRRR...Hhhey Drogue! Wwwhats up? Hhhows my tab? Could you make something warm for me? Hot water and white xenorum would be just what I'd need.
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Whoa! Don't give this man a drink, he sound like he's short-circuiting!
/me dives for cover as a shower of sparks fires out of laurentius's head
Where's a fire extinguisher?
/me looks around wildly, finding a CO2 extinguisher. he quickly blasts laurentius, putting out his still sparking head. Unfortunately the CO2 is too concentrated and an unconscious WIA hits the dirt
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January 21, 2004, 07:22
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/me laughs at MWIA's silly actions with the fire extinguisher, as the Gorilla carries him outside to get some air. Drogue looks back to the people in the bar, who have hardly flinched at all.
Another drink Lauri?
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For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
"Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker
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January 21, 2004, 07:43
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/me has plugged himself and is enjoying the warmth of steady energy flow filling his batteries. His moment of enjoy and passion with the plug is violently disturbed by an awful scream by MWIA.
Hey man what are you doing!? Put down the extinguisher! 
What?No, Im not on fire! Good Lord Tassadar, I AM on fire!
*swooosh*
/me eats dirt from the power of MWIAs CO2 blast...smoke still rising from his head. MWIA is hitting the ground too and both are now lyuing more or less unconceous on the ground.
*Zzrp* Drouaga? Whaut jsit happemrn? Itx semfns thajt my lamngiage chjip irs sormewayht damagoet... 
/me raises his hand to reach MWIA and to buy him a drink for his heroic act but collapses again. Maybe something liquid would wake him up again...? 
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Last edited by laurentius; January 21, 2004 at 07:54.
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January 21, 2004, 07:46
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* Comrade Micha awakes in front of the bar, when a giant cybernetic gorilla comes out carrying a Cyborg with white foam all over his front side *
No, I really don´t want to know what this is all about... Really...
*He shakes his head, noticing a certain headache... Micha wonders why he always does awake leaning on the bar´s front door...*
Well... erm, screw it. Doesn´t really matter.
*He walks back into the tavern, places himself infront of the bar and tries to convince his stomach to start fuctioning again*
Barkeeper, could I please have something to eat? Something... light, to start with... Something VERY light....
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January 21, 2004, 07:55
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/me wakes up
Gah! A gorilla!
/me runs off. The gorilla shrugs and wanders back to where he came from. Minutes later WIA returns, clutching a few more extinguishers.
Hey guys I have a fantastic idea!
/me starts spraying the foam over everything.
FOAM PARTY!  
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January 21, 2004, 08:00
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/me goes over to Lauri with a clear liquid. He pours it over Lauri's burnt head and watches steam rise off. He peers at an open part of Lauri's skull and notices a little swelling, due to the heat. He takes out a screwdriver, undoes the screw, and goes to the back to get a replacement.
/me comes back a few seconds later, screws in the new screw, so that the chips it was holding are no longer loose.
Typical problem when a CyCon get's overexcited during a battery recharge
/me goes into the back to prepare a very light, egg based dish for Micha.
Eggs are good for settling stomachs. Hope you recover soon.
/me smiles, the local drunks are quite calm, and some of his bes customers
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For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
"Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker
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January 21, 2004, 08:07
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PARTY!
/me gets the Gorilla to pick up Micha and Lauri and take them to a side room to recover, then puts the jukebox on loud and gets himself a Xenobrew.
Ahhhh, I needed this 
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For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
"Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker
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January 21, 2004, 08:42
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Hey, this seems like fun.
Whats to drink around here?
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January 21, 2004, 08:54
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#348
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Pretty much anything you want. The local beer is Xenobrew, thanks to Method's corporation, but most drinks can be synthed. The Long Island Iced Tea ordered a while ago must go down as a classic. We even had an order for Scumble a short time ago.
BTW: This is my bar that Jamski put in the Dungeon of Apolyton.
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For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
"Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker
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January 21, 2004, 09:20
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Well, I'll take your strongest bourbon-synth and coke, thanks.
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January 21, 2004, 09:38
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/me escapes from the foam and wanders into the back room, hits the control panel of the synth machine a few times, and a brown, stronly smelling liquid come out of the spout, into a waiting tall glass. He takes bottle of the shelf and fills the glass with it, before planting in front of Skanky.
One bourbon and coke. The coke we use has come from the sargasso sea, and so the carbonation is natural. I'd watch it, it's quite a heavy drink
It's not always this rowdy, just MWIA playing with the fire extinguisher. Say, how'd you happen to drop in here? Nice to see new faces in the bar
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For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
"Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker
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January 21, 2004, 09:55
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* GeoModder walks in
Hi everyone....
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What the heck, what's all this? 
Anyway, where's the bartender? I like the speciality of the house, please?
I need something to cheer me up...
* Looking 
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January 21, 2004, 09:58
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Hi GeoModder. This is the Rec Commons bar, the only bar on Planet that all factions can come to. And I'm the bartender
/me goes and makes GeoModder a 'speciality'
This is called a Muraroa. Not only will it cheer you up, it'll make you glow
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For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
"Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker
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January 21, 2004, 10:26
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* Picks up the glass, gulps it dow one-time
Haagfggrrhhheeh: That was good, are you sure my fresh implants can take that?
* Accesses geography files on Earth Geography
Muraroa, you say? Some New Zealand origin in it?
* Secondary effects coming up, slight hesitation in precise finger -and hand coordination
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January 21, 2004, 10:29
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Originally posted by GeoModder
* Accesses geography files on Earth Geography
Muraroa, you say? Some New Zealand origin in it?
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It's where the French did Nuclear tests, IIRC. It's why it makes you glow
I did popularise a Flaming Muraroa once, but that was a while ago.
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For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
"Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker
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January 21, 2004, 10:43
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I see...
* looking
GLOWING, oh hell, radio activity, I need to decontaminate...
* goes off swimming in chloried water, calling backwards...
Cheers mate, I'll pay later...
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January 21, 2004, 10:47
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Originally posted by MrWhereItsAt
Just saw the 'Greatest Alcoholics' thread on page 1 for the first time.... didn't know that I would even rate. Very intriguing stuff. If only the guys kvetching about Demo Gamer post counts in the '150 Emperors!' thread in the Community forum saw all this...
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Can you say "too late"?
But I'm here now too, so what can I say against it?
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Say, how'd you happen to drop in here? Nice to see new faces in the bar
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Coding error, apparently. 
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January 21, 2004, 10:49
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*Enigma looks half-heartedly at the foam party
So, remind me again what the rational reason for removing your reproductive drives was again, Lauri? You know that the -1 growth is all that stands between CyCon and Godhood.
*Enigma stands up, and takes a mental note of the people in this place
...So these are your 'regulars'? I'd hate to see your abnormal people here.
*Enigma looks at Skanky
Never mind - found out for myself.
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January 21, 2004, 11:00
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Why is he looking at me weirdly?
/me points at Enigma
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January 21, 2004, 11:18
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Enigma: All that -1 is is the ability and widespread use of condoms. The only thing between us and godhood is Tassadar our coporeal bodies
/me looks at Enigma
How about a drink, to ease your thought processes?
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For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
"Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker
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January 21, 2004, 11:34
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/me sits in a quiet corner, watching the wild foam party while mindlessly peeling off a grapefruit that mysteriously appeared in her hand.
... Such lovely bitter sweetness ...
* A glowing stranger passes by
*Skanky the purple shoes!
Anything can happen when you are not expecting ...
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