The Recreation Commons - Seventh Floor : Thermocline Tavern - Page 4

Drogue · November 30, 2003, 15:34

If you want puns, try here

(from Provost's posts at the bottom of page one especially).

Quote:

Originally posted by Method
a mere 13 posts. i'm so ashamed. at least i'm still 2nd overall, so rejoice and be filled with the joy of erm! FREE XENOBREW FOR ALL!

You heard the man!
/me turns the Xenobrew taps to face the customers side of the bar.
Help yourself!

Quote:

Originally posted by HongHu
Phew! Finally finished working. Do you guys have those imported hard liqures that smell so good from the old China?

If you can give me some more details (and preferably a pic) I can have a look. We have some liquor that defines what *hard* in alcohol is

Method · November 30, 2003, 19:37

Quote:

Originally posted by Kassiopeia
Method's one was probably closest to attaining a measurable degree of wittiness.

hrm, how unkassi of you. you're probably just saying that because it involves finland

Jamski · November 30, 2003, 20:39

Quote:

* Drogue turns the Xenobrew taps to face the customers side of the bar.

I've died and gone to heaven

-Jam

Snowflake · December 1, 2003, 14:57

Quote:

Originally posted by Drogue
If you can give me some more details (and preferably a pic) I can have a look. We have some liquor that defines what *hard* in alcohol is

Kassiopeia · December 1, 2003, 15:49

Quote:

hrm, how unkassi of you. you're probably just saying that because it involves finland

Naturally. Your |-wittiness| < Finland's |+wittiness|, hence you end up slightly on the positive, despite your, how should I describe it, "wit vacuum".

Edit: fixed the 'equation' a bit.

Vev · December 1, 2003, 19:09

Any specs on Wuliangye?

Method · December 1, 2003, 20:56

Quote:

Originally posted by Kassiopeia
despite your, how should I describe it, "wit vacuum".

now that's just mean

Hercules · December 1, 2003, 23:32

Is that bottle empty already, Honghu. tut tut.

MrWhereItsAt · December 2, 2003, 01:18

/me tests his new Cybernetic stomach

Can metabolise a crate of alcohol within 40 minutes. Not bad... Now if only I could switch off the swallow mechanism, which is the only thing that is slowing me down....

Jamski · December 2, 2003, 04:36

Try switching to spit?

-Jam

Main_Brain · December 2, 2003, 05:47

*Hops in to make Post 100*

Kassiopeia · December 2, 2003, 06:01

/me pulls out a fire hose *

/me walks to the outlet of the underground Xenorum tank (a few hundred thousand litres) *

/me connects the hose to the outlet *

/me walks to WIA and attaches it to his mouth *

You'll have to suck it all, well, not the entire length. Oh, and you won't have _time_ to swallow. Tee hee.

laurentius · December 2, 2003, 09:46

Strange things happening here...
/me whispers and continues the chessgame against himself. At the same time continuing the quiet conversation with the rain pouring outside. He is alone in the table closest to the big observation window.

Snowflake · December 2, 2003, 10:48

Quote:

Originally posted by Vev
Any specs on Wuliangye?

52% 50cl

Quote:

Originally posted by Hercules
Is that bottle empty already, Honghu. tut tut.

lol you don't know the stress that was bestowed upon me.

Jamski · December 2, 2003, 19:11

An empty bottle is the sign of a full life, or something?

-Jam

Vev · December 2, 2003, 19:36

Or someone who had a fun life.

Hercules · December 2, 2003, 19:56

an empty vessel makes most noise. Is that it.

Jamski · December 3, 2003, 06:06

Its not empty, its 0.00001% full, that's how I like to see it

-Jam

Micha · December 3, 2003, 08:19

[cram] vessel is n% full; n->0, n>0 [/cram]

Snowflake · December 3, 2003, 11:33

Always be positive, that's the attitude I like.

Hercules · December 3, 2003, 15:31

Advert:
Empty vessel looking for short term relationship. A 99.999999999% empty vessel has lots and lots of spare useful space and an extraordinary capacity to welcome alcoholic liquids. Liquids applying must have a positive outgoing nature or be of good spirit.

Drogue · December 3, 2003, 16:13

Quote:

Originally posted by HongHu
52% 50cl

A 52% clear spirit that I don't know about? I'm sure I can take a drop from the almost empty bottle and synth some more for you. 9/10 Cyborgs can't tell the difference

An empty bottle is the sign of a full stomach

Vev · December 3, 2003, 19:11

A bottle is 142% empty

MrWhereItsAt · December 3, 2003, 19:34

Quote:

Originally posted by Kassiopeia
* Kassiopeia pulls out a fire hose *

* Kassiopeia walks to the outlet of the underground Xenorum tank (a few hundred thousand litres) *

* Kassiopeia connects the hose to the outlet *

* Kassiopeia walks to WIA and attaches it to his mouth *

You'll have to suck it all, well, not the entire length. Oh, and you won't have _time_ to swallow. Tee hee.

/me finishes, after 1.5 days of liquid intake.

/me wipes mouth and sloshes towards the loo..

Give me a minute...

Drogue · December 4, 2003, 15:46

/me walks in from the back room, a forlorn expression on his face. He wanders over to the sofa in the corner and sits down, bottle grasped with both hands. He seems to be concentrating intently on something.

Kassiopeia · December 5, 2003, 05:46

Hm. I hear there's been some ****ing up going on with the emoticons.

/me tests *

:p

:tongue:

Edit: oh well, looks like whatever it was, it's been fixed.

MrWIA, btw, while you're there, please clean the place up a bit. A

infestation at this stage would bring up activity levels, yes, but it'd be too silly a trick to pull off.

Jamski · December 5, 2003, 05:50

Too late

There's two in my post already

Make that three!

-Jam

Maniac · December 5, 2003, 09:19

Now already nine.

They apparently split in three every few hours. Please hurry up MWIA: this situation is too silly for words!

Hercules · December 5, 2003, 16:37

Quick before they start mutating.

Drogue · December 6, 2003, 20:08

/me gets up from chair, picks up a candle, lights it and holds it in front of his mouth. He then breathes an interesting, if slightly noxious gas. The flame dances from his lips.

"Hmmm, should do the trick," he smiles to himself.

/me begins to wander into the RC bathroom, to try to sort the problem, when a

bounces out. He puts the candle to his lips and breathes, frying the poor little critter.

/me smiles to himself, and sits by the door, in case any try to escape.