November 24, 2003, 12:56
|
#1
|
|
Deity
Local Time: 21:10
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: May 1999
Location: The City State of Noosphere, CPA special envoy
Posts: 14,606
|
News you want to hear the most
Things such as :
- SCO defeated in court, filed for bankruptcy
- RIAA dissolved, major labels continue to lose sales
- Ken Lay sentenced to life, assets confiscated
- Spam outlawed
So, what do you want to hear most?
__________________
(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
|
|
|
|
|
November 24, 2003, 12:59
|
#2
|
|
Deity
Local Time: 06:10
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: In a bamboo forest hiding from Dale.
Posts: 17,436
|
Entire Bush adminstration dies in plane crash.
__________________
Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
|
|
|
|
|
|
November 24, 2003, 13:02
|
#3
|
|
King
Local Time: 14:10
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Aug 1999
Location: Dilbert
Posts: 1,839
|
Paul Hanson wins millions on lottery; simultaneously voted "World's Sexiest Man".
|
|
|
|
|
|
November 24, 2003, 13:06
|
#4
|
|
Deity
Local Time: 08:10
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Sep 1999
Location: Republic of Texas
Posts: 27,637
|
Radical Liberals Pull Heads Out Of Ass.
__________________
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
|
|
|
|
|
|
November 24, 2003, 13:11
|
#5
|
|
Emperor
Local Time: 13:10
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: of poor english grammar
Posts: 4,307
|
__________________
-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.
|
|
|
|
|
|
November 24, 2003, 13:23
|
#6
|
|
Emperor
Local Time: 14:10
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Howling at the moon
Posts: 4,421
|
The military rulers of Burma hand power over to the democratically-elected government, and then commit Seppuku on live TV.
|
|
|
|
|
|
November 24, 2003, 15:23
|
#7
|
|
PolyCast Thread Necromancer
Local Time: 13:10
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: We are all Asher now.
Posts: 1,437
|
America sinks into the sea! Tassadar on transatlantic flight to live in Germany .
|
|
|
|
|
|
November 24, 2003, 15:51
|
#8
|
|
Settler
Local Time: 13:10
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Swimming with the mermaids...
Posts: 0
|
Apolyton becomes a recognised alternative to a traditional school education.
__________________
Desperados of the world, unite. You have nothing to lose but your dignity.......
07849275180
|
|
|
|
|
|
November 24, 2003, 15:58
|
#9
|
|
Emperor
Local Time: 13:10
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: of poor english grammar
Posts: 4,307
|
Apolyton now becomes new E-petition home for all democratic decsions in the world! Even Albert Speer can vote!!
Sigh.
Spec.
__________________
-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.
|
|
|
|
|
|
November 24, 2003, 15:59
|
#10
|
|
Emperor
Local Time: 14:10
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Howling at the moon
Posts: 4,421
|
Jesus...
|
|
|
|
|
|
November 24, 2003, 16:44
|
#11
|
|
King
Local Time: 15:10
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hooked on a feeling
Posts: 1,780
|
Bush in speech: - A true Christian turns the other cheek
__________________
So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in - Supercitizen to stupid students
Lord know, I've made some judgement errors as a mod here. The fact that most of you are still allowed to post here is proof of that. - Rah
|
|
|
|
|
|
November 24, 2003, 16:49
|
#12
|
|
Deity
Local Time: 09:10
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Virginia
Posts: 11,160
|
AIDS cured.
Cancer beaten.
Leiberman elected.
Saddam, Bin Laden captured.
Chirac to US: I'm sorry.
Yavlinsky upsets Putin.
Qurei cracks down on Hamas, Sharon responds with concessions.
__________________
"A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber
|
|
|
|
|
|
November 24, 2003, 16:54
|
#13
|
|
Firaxis Games Programmer/Designer
Local Time: 09:10
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Maryland
Posts: 9,567
|
Pope renounces abstinence, promises free condoms for each man, woman and child on the planet. 
|
|
|
|
|
|
November 24, 2003, 16:55
|
#14
|
|
Emperor
Local Time: 13:10
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: of poor english grammar
Posts: 4,307
|
__________________
-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.
|
|
|
|
|
|
November 24, 2003, 16:55
|
#15
|
|
Emperor
Local Time: 16:10
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Xrr ZRRRRRRR!!
Posts: 6,484
|
International mystery man (that's me) marries Britney Spears. 'He's way better in bed than Justin', says Britney.
__________________
In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
|
|
|
|
|
|
November 24, 2003, 16:56
|
#16
|
|
Emperor
Local Time: 09:10
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: Fort LOLderdale, FL Communist Party of Apolyton
Posts: 9,091
|
chegitz guevara seizes power in U.S.!
__________________
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
|
|
|
|
|
|
November 24, 2003, 18:15
|
#17
|
|
Emperor
Local Time: 07:10
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: of the Big Apple
Posts: 4,109
|
Democratic and fair elections held in Iraq- no violence reported.
__________________
If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake :(
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw
|
|
|
|
|
|
November 24, 2003, 18:15
|
#18
|
|
Emperor
Local Time: 07:10
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: of the Big Apple
Posts: 4,109
|
Oh, and world peace and an end to famine and hunger, and disease..but those are more in the fantasy category.
__________________
If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake :(
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw
|
|
|
|
|
|
November 24, 2003, 18:24
|
#19
|
Local Time: 13:10
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Oxford or Northampton, England
Posts: 8,116
|
Nothing. Absolutely nothing. I would love there to be no news for once. Nothing happens, nothing changes, the papers are empty, the news channels are switched off.
__________________
Smile
For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
"Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker
|
|
|
|
|
|
November 24, 2003, 18:53
|
#20
|
|
King
Local Time: 15:10
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hooked on a feeling
Posts: 1,780
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by GePap
Democratic and fair elections held in Iraq- no violence reported.
|
Democratic and fair elections held in Florida - no violence reported
__________________
So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in - Supercitizen to stupid students
Lord know, I've made some judgement errors as a mod here. The fact that most of you are still allowed to post here is proof of that. - Rah
|
|
|
|
|
|
November 24, 2003, 19:31
|
#21
|
|
Emperor
Local Time: 23:10
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Feb 2000
Posts: 3,057
|
-Australians and Americans finally recognise that their governments deliberetly lied to them to start a war
__________________
'Arguing with anonymous strangers on the internet is a sucker's game because they almost always turn out to be - or to be indistinguishable from - self-righteous sixteen year olds possessing infinite amounts of free time.'
- Neal Stephenson, Cryptonomicon
|
|
|
|
|
|
November 24, 2003, 19:42
|
#22
|
|
Emperor
Local Time: 10:10
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Mar 1999
Location: Brasil
Posts: 3,958
|
God says: "Ok, let's try once more".
__________________
'Yep, I've been drinking again.'
|
|
|
|
|
|
November 24, 2003, 19:45
|
#23
|
|
Emperor
Local Time: 08:10
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: The Occupied South
Posts: 4,729
|
ALIENS LAND...WILLING TO SHARE TECHNOLOGY
Government predicts end to energy crisis, disease, and hunger.
__________________
Favorite Staff Quotes:
People are screeming for consistency, but it ain't gonna happen from me. -rah
God... I have to agree with Asher ;) -Ming - Asher gets it :b: -Ming
Troll on dope is like a moose on the loose - Grandpa Troll
|
|
|
|
|
|
November 24, 2003, 21:06
|
#24
|
|
King
Local Time: 06:10
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: Boulder, Colorado, United Snakes of America
Posts: 1,417
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Paul Hanson
Paul Hanson wins millions on lottery; simultaneously voted "World's Sexiest Man".
|
I'd prefer to be named world's sexiest man just before I win the lottery. That way I would be sure that people didn't just find me attractive because of my wealth.
__________________
He's got the Midas touch.
But he touched it too much!
Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!
|
|
|
|
|
|
November 24, 2003, 22:46
|
#25
|
|
Deity
Local Time: 21:10
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: May 1999
Location: The City State of Noosphere, CPA special envoy
Posts: 14,606
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Alex
God says: "Ok, let's try once more".
|
Oops, that could be bad.
__________________
(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
|
|
|
|
|
|
November 24, 2003, 23:34
|
#26
|
|
King
Local Time: 09:10
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Toronto, UnAmerica
Posts: 2,806
|
"Intelligent Life Discovered on Earth" 
__________________
I live in Canada, which is a totalitarian state. - Ben Kenobi
|
|
|
|
|
|
November 24, 2003, 23:57
|
#27
|
|
King
Local Time: 06:10
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Aug 1999
Location: Hollywood, CA
Posts: 1,413
|
Intelligent Life Discovered on **** Cheney's head
__________________
"I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite
|
|
|
|
|
|
November 25, 2003, 00:06
|
#28
|
|
Emperor
Local Time: 08:10
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Apr 1999
Location: Alexandria, VA
Posts: 4,213
|
US Republican Party in international conspiracy obtains complete control of world.
__________________
"I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer
"I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - Slowwhand
|
|
|
|
|
|
November 25, 2003, 15:26
|
#29
|
|
Emperor
Local Time: 10:10
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Mar 1999
Location: Brasil
Posts: 3,958
|
Moderatorship is banned in Apolyton - "Let the party begin!", says Zylka.
__________________
'Yep, I've been drinking again.'
|
|
|
|
|
|
November 25, 2003, 15:38
|
#30
|
|
Emperor
Local Time: 15:10
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Dec 1969
Posts: 3,079
|
A new major terrorist attack by Al Qaida... Osama bin Laden giving a rap concert in Hyde Park, broadcast live on all TV channels worldwide.
|
|
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is On
|
|
|
All times are GMT -4. The time now is 09:10.
|
|
