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Old November 24, 2003, 18:42   #1
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Insults and Put Downs. Know Any Good Ones?
But you can't put names with them.
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Old November 24, 2003, 18:57   #8
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Old November 24, 2003, 19:22   #10
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Hey! Quit hogging all the ugly!

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.


If your parents got a divorce would they still be brother and sister?
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Old November 24, 2003, 19:26   #11
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suchij potrach pedoras suka blat pashol nakhuj suka pezdarozhaja

I wonder if this gets me banned.
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Old November 24, 2003, 19:26   #12
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I always liked the one that ran around my 5th grade class...

"If you put your brain on the edge of a razor blade, it would look like a BB going down a four lane highway!"

Several 'Poly liberals have reminded me of that one...
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what's a bb?
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your momma's so fat, she jumped up and got stuck...

i don't know if momma jokes count, but i think it's funny :-D
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what's a bb?
A small round piece of metal fired from an air powered gun. Usually has very little force. It is a childs recreational weapon. Maybe a millimeter or two in diameter?? Very small.
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People would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.

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I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but i just cant get my head that far up my own arse.
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Your momma is so fat, that when she wears yellow rain coat people shout 'TAXII!'

Your momma is so old she owes 2 dollars to Jesus.
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How appropriate. you fight like a cow.
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Not exactly an insult, and not very good thing to say, but it's a good put down: I can easily kill you with my bear hands and you know it.

Then when you can see he agrees with you, you win.
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I just call my buddies liberals.
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rah.. are you sure they're still your buddies?
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not if I include the word democrats in the same phrase.
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now that was just too much for me too take

I think we have a winner, guys...
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Actually there was one that I did a foot in mouth.
Asking a women when the baby was due about 6 weeks after she had delivered. Ouch.

But my best ever insult is................

You're Fired.
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