November 24, 2003, 18:42
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Deity
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Insults and Put Downs. Know Any Good Ones?
But you can't put names with them.
That would bring out the toaster.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid but you're abusing the privilege.
A chat with you, and death loses its sting!
He's about as subtle as a chainsaw, but lacking the social grace.
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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November 24, 2003, 18:44
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PolyCast Thread Necromancer
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American By Birth, Texan By The Grace Of God
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November 24, 2003, 18:45
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Shut up fattie.
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In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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November 24, 2003, 18:48
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King
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'm willing to make an exception.
You are as stupid as I look.
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I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are still missing.
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November 24, 2003, 18:53
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Your father pissed in your mother while making you.
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In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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November 24, 2003, 18:54
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"You were adopted, you stinking **** ****!"
One my father taught me.
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November 24, 2003, 18:54
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King
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I can buy your dad
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So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in - Supercitizen to stupid students
Lord know, I've made some judgement errors as a mod here. The fact that most of you are still allowed to post here is proof of that. - Rah
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November 24, 2003, 18:57
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My favorate is from Cassablanca.
"If I thought about you at all I'd probably hate you."
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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November 24, 2003, 19:01
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Settler
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Can I put any colourful Russian swearing?
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November 24, 2003, 19:22
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Deity
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Hey! Quit hogging all the ugly!
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
If your parents got a divorce would they still be brother and sister?
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November 24, 2003, 19:26
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Settler
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suchij potrach pedoras suka blat pashol nakhuj suka pezdarozhaja 
I wonder if this gets me banned.
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November 24, 2003, 19:26
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I always liked the one that ran around my 5th grade class...
"If you put your brain on the edge of a razor blade, it would look like a BB going down a four lane highway!"
Several 'Poly liberals have reminded me of that one...
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People are screeming for consistency, but it ain't gonna happen from me. -rah
God... I have to agree with Asher ;) -Ming - Asher gets it :b: -Ming
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November 24, 2003, 19:28
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Settler
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what's a bb?
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November 24, 2003, 19:29
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King
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Eisa puhua mulkku sussa
That's Finnish
You shall not talk with the **** in your mouth.
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So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in - Supercitizen to stupid students
Lord know, I've made some judgement errors as a mod here. The fact that most of you are still allowed to post here is proof of that. - Rah
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November 24, 2003, 19:30
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King
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your momma's so fat, she jumped up and got stuck...
i don't know if momma jokes count, but i think it's funny :-D
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"Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)
"I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."
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November 24, 2003, 19:33
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Originally posted by Firelad
what's a bb?
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A small round piece of metal fired from an air powered gun. Usually has very little force. It is a childs recreational weapon. Maybe a millimeter or two in diameter?? Very small.
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People are screeming for consistency, but it ain't gonna happen from me. -rah
God... I have to agree with Asher ;) -Ming - Asher gets it :b: -Ming
Troll on dope is like a moose on the loose - Grandpa Troll
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November 24, 2003, 19:34
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Deity
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People would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
Too many freaks, not enough circuses. 
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November 24, 2003, 19:36
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Settler
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I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but i just cant get my head that far up my own arse.
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Desperados of the world, unite. You have nothing to lose but your dignity.......
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November 24, 2003, 19:36
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Emperor
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Chemical Ollie, Nice!  Like always, I have the highest respects for your skills.
Your momma is so fat, that when she wears yellow rain coat people shout 'TAXII!'
Your momma is so old she owes 2 dollars to Jesus.
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In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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November 24, 2003, 19:41
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I would engage you in a battle of wits, but I never attack an unarmed person.
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Favorite Staff Quotes:
People are screeming for consistency, but it ain't gonna happen from me. -rah
God... I have to agree with Asher ;) -Ming - Asher gets it :b: -Ming
Troll on dope is like a moose on the loose - Grandpa Troll
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November 24, 2003, 19:49
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"You fight like a dairy farmer"
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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November 24, 2003, 19:55
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Settler
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How appropriate. you fight like a cow.
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November 24, 2003, 19:56
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Settler
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i am rubber you are glue
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November 24, 2003, 20:02
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Not exactly an insult, and not very good thing to say, but it's a good put down: I can easily kill you with my bear hands and you know it.
Then when you can see he agrees with you, you win.
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In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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November 24, 2003, 20:04
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Emperor
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"You're not German." (too hard, I know)
Among Germans: "You Stoiber!"
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November 24, 2003, 20:06
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Just another peon
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I just call my buddies liberals. 
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The OT at APOLYTON is like watching the Special Olympics. Certain people try so hard to debate despite their handicaps.
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November 24, 2003, 20:14
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rah.. are you sure they're still your buddies?
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November 24, 2003, 20:17
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Just another peon
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not if I include the word democrats in the same phrase.
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November 24, 2003, 20:18
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now that was just too much for me too take 
I think we have a winner, guys...
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November 24, 2003, 20:32
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Just another peon
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Actually there was one that I did a foot in mouth.
Asking a women when the baby was due about 6 weeks after she had delivered. Ouch.
But my best ever insult is................
You're Fired.
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