November 26, 2003, 07:13
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Worst album covers ever
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"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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November 26, 2003, 07:30
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MY EYES!!!
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November 26, 2003, 07:32
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 great site stefu
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November 26, 2003, 07:57
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"The Many Facets of Roger"
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November 26, 2003, 07:59
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We can't forget this:
Or this
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"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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November 26, 2003, 08:06
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Some interesting records in your collection. They say a lot about you 
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November 26, 2003, 08:08
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I ADMIT NOTHING!
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"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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November 26, 2003, 08:11
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Just think: one of these albums may have been the music that inspired your mother to say "Yes." 
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"When all else fails, a pigheaded refusal to look facts in the face will see us through." -- General Sir Anthony Cecil Hogmanay Melchett
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November 26, 2003, 08:34
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Satan is paralyzed... right.
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I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are still missing.
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November 26, 2003, 09:17
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Did anyone follow some of the links on that site: Top 15 Rejected Album Titles,
http://www.cenedella.com/stone/archives/000597.html
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November 26, 2003, 09:21
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Or The Top 16 Fatal Things to Say to Your Pregnant Wife?
http://www.topfive.com/arcs/t5121197.shtml
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November 26, 2003, 09:27
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Funny stuff.
...and weird. Buddy of mine sent me that link yesterday...
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November 26, 2003, 09:32
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Not for the timid, pretty gruesome and graphic.
The story behind it is, that a member of the band, Mayhem, called Dead committed suicide following a brief tour. Sometime later, his bandmate Euronymous discovered Dead's body and took the picture for the cover.
Some say that the pic is faked, but Dead did commit suicide and did so like is depicted in the photo, slit his wrists and shot himself in the head. His suicide note read "Excuse all the blood." One of the band members allegedly boiled and ate some of his brain as well before the cops were called. Silly Norwegian musicians.
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November 26, 2003, 10:04
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"Silly"????
No, Kass, that's sick.
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Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008
RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms
"The Borg are gay." -Drake Tungsten
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November 26, 2003, 10:42
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Zombies.
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November 26, 2003, 11:16
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Would anyone like to guess at the lyrics of "Julie's Sixteenth Birthday" ?
"Julie, we've been dating for three years now. Today you're 16 and we can finally get married...."
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November 30, 2003, 16:58
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no one posted the manowar picture. Good stuff. They are so over the top, but they seem to take their stuff seriously.
But check out the songs Defender Dark Avenger- it's kind of cool in a cheesy 80'ish heavy metal sort of way.
here's my contribution. Yes what I'm posting here is going to seem sacrilgeous, but oh well.
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November 30, 2003, 17:27
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I actually kind of like this one:
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November 30, 2003, 18:07
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Eeew, whiteys.
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November 30, 2003, 19:33
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Those aren't bad, they're stylish.
For a REAL bad cover:
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November 30, 2003, 20:24
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How do you sing in Braille?
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November 30, 2003, 20:28
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Quote:
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[SIZE=1]here's my contribution. Yes what I'm posting here is going to seem sacrilgeous, but oh well.
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Best cover ever! Although mine doesn't have the black lettering...
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November 30, 2003, 21:54
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So this is what happens if your EQ should suddenly start dropping...
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November 30, 2003, 23:24
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OMG!
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November 30, 2003, 23:26
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I hope this is classical music.
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November 30, 2003, 23:41
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Most of those are no-name acts, however they do have a top-10 artist on there 2nd list - Orleans. They had two top 10s in the mid-70s: "Dance With Me" and "Still the One". Even Missy Jackson (the toilet chick) had a couple of top 40 songs, one of them the theme song to Cleopatra Jones, a Blaxploitation flick.
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November 30, 2003, 23:51
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What's so special about Jeff? OH!!!
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December 1, 2003, 10:42
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I'd really like to know what kind of music is in here...
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December 1, 2003, 18:02
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death metal?
okay he doesn't look like a death metaller. Either country, or some weird form of folk/pop/soft rock
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December 2, 2003, 14:29
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OK, technically, these are PR shots, not album covers.
But I had to share...
Check out these musicians!
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