GLADIATORS - 'poly - Page 10

Skanky Burns · December 14, 2003, 03:17

Speaking of which, when do I actually finish this fight?

* Bump *

Asmodean · December 14, 2003, 05:28

ADG...have you sent your orders again?

Asmodean

DrSpike · December 14, 2003, 06:52

If Skanky has sent his orders I'll look to the crowd to choose how I die.

You can each choose one of the values.

Skanky Burns · December 14, 2003, 07:51

Yep, orders sent. DrSpike will be at 1 hitpoint.
So, does he live or die?

DrSpike · December 14, 2003, 08:23

Honour demands it. I would rather die than owe Skanky my life.

Skanky Burns · December 14, 2003, 08:48

Suspects reverse psychology in progress...

DrSpike · December 14, 2003, 08:55

That is because you can never understand the code of honour that binds true warriors. Heathen.

Skanky Burns · December 14, 2003, 09:00

Code, shmode. I won.

DrSpike · December 14, 2003, 09:01

Yes, the goddess of luck truly is a capricious creature. Plus maybe I shouldn't have got hammered the night before the fight.

Skanky Burns · December 14, 2003, 09:21

The goddess of luck has a hot body.

Getting hammered didn't seem to adversely affect my gameplan.

Adagio · December 14, 2003, 09:31

Quote:

Originally posted by Asmodean
ADG...have you sent your orders again?

Asmodean

Yes...

Though I thought I also posted something here

Jamski · December 14, 2003, 11:32

Let him live in shame.

for Spike after one of the best fights seen in the 'poly colloseum!

-Jam

Skanky Burns · December 14, 2003, 12:55

This poses an interesting question though.
Should I let him live, how does he grow a new hand before his next match?

Jamski · December 14, 2003, 17:21

*crowd chants* LET HIM LIVE!

He can have a sword fitted directly to his wrist. Like Captain Hook, but more sharp and pointy.

-Jam

Skanky Burns · December 14, 2003, 17:24

/me enjoys having Spikie owe him his life.

Spikian of Physiciae lives!

DrSpike · December 14, 2003, 17:40

Wow I can't believe my reverse psychology worked! Haha, now I live and I shall return with no need for resurrection!

Jamski · December 14, 2003, 18:19

But as a SHAMED fighter, having to fight against TIGERS.

-Jam

DrSpike · December 14, 2003, 18:22

Shut it, you're dead.

Jamski · December 14, 2003, 18:25

Better to die like a lion than live like a dog.

-Jam

Jamski · December 14, 2003, 18:26

Unfortunately I died like a dog, combining the worst of both. *sigh*

-Jam

Asmodean · December 14, 2003, 19:03

Quote:

Originally posted by ADG

Yes...

Though I thought I also posted something here

Doesn't matter. Obviously Spacious Cowdius has better things to do today.

Asmodean

Jamski · December 14, 2003, 19:27

What could be better than playing Gladiators? I can't think of ONE thing.

-Jam

Skanky Burns · December 14, 2003, 23:59

Quote:

Originally posted by DrSpike
Wow I can't believe my reverse psychology worked! Haha, now I live and I shall return with no need for resurrection!

I am glad you are happy. Now go fetch me a drink. With ice and a straw.

Spaced Cowboy · December 15, 2003, 11:28

ADG the Mysterious against Asmodean the Varangian start their third round of battle both shieldless and drunken from bloodlust.

They are also both very tired and somewhat weak from their incredible battle. However, both seem determined to fight to the finish.

Both contestants approach each other and start a massive slow swing at the same time to each others head. Niether contestant seems to have the strength to both swing and dodge as both swords land at the same instant.

ADG's sword digs in across the top of Asmodean's left eyelid and continues on taking out the bridge of Asmodean's nose in a big hunk. The force of the blow pops Asmodean's eyeball in a splash of crimson, gristle, and puss.

Asmodean's sword lands on the fold of skin between the teeth of ADG's open mouth. It continues on its path from fold to teeth to tongue to teeth to opposite fold and out creating a cool pattern of red toothly projectiles centered around a flying bloody tongue tip. ADG's jaw also has a nice thirty degree tilt to it now as it looks to be dehinged on the left side.

How these guys are still standing is beyond me.

ADG has 2 points remaining and Asmodean has 2 points remaining.

Spaced Cowboy · December 15, 2003, 11:29

Quote:

Originally posted by Jamski
What could be better than playing Gladiators? I can't think of ONE thing.

-Jam

I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

Spaced Cowboy · December 15, 2003, 11:31

Quote:

Originally posted by Skanky Burns
This poses an interesting question though.
Should I let him live, how does he grow a new hand before his next match?

God (or insert diety of your choice) restores all Gladiators back to pristine condition beofre their next fight. Else, I wouldn't have as much fun with the blow by blow.

Asmodean · December 15, 2003, 12:18

Quote:

Originally posted by Spaced Cowboy
ADG the Mysterious against Asmodean the Varangian start their third round of battle both shieldless and drunken from bloodlust.

They are also both very tired and somewhat weak from their incredible battle. However, both seem determined to fight to the finish.

Both contestants approach each other and start a massive slow swing at the same time to each others head. Niether contestant seems to have the strength to both swing and dodge as both swords land at the same instant.

ADG's sword digs in across the top of Asmodean's left eyelid and continues on taking out the bridge of Asmodean's nose in a big hunk. The force of the blow pops Asmodean's eyeball in a splash of crimson, gristle, and puss.

Asmodean's sword lands on the fold of skin between the teeth of ADG's open mouth. It continues on its path from fold to teeth to tongue to teeth to opposite fold and out creating a cool pattern of red toothly projectiles centered around a flying bloody tongue tip. ADG's jaw also has a nice thirty degree tilt to it now as it looks to be dehinged on the left side.

How these guys are still standing is beyond me.

ADG has 2 points remaining and Asmodean has 2 points remaining.

That has to be the goriest description ever, of any battle in world history.

Asmodean

Adagio · December 15, 2003, 14:13

Damn... this is getting interesting

Spaced Cowboy · December 15, 2003, 14:56

Quote:

Originally posted by Asmodean

That has to be the goriest description ever, of any battle in world history.

Asmodean

So impressed that you forgot to send your next set of orders?

And where is Nuclear Master? I know that both Vovan and I have sent in our orders. We might need someone to fill in for us. Volunteers?

Asmodean · December 15, 2003, 15:26

Quote:

Originally posted by Spaced Cowboy

So impressed that you forgot to send your next set of orders?

I have now

Asmodean