GLADIATORS - 'poly - Page 3

Adagio · December 1, 2003, 15:57

I've started making a small site (Just for fun) to keep track on these games (All forum games)

You can find the first version of the site here

The Mafia part is still undone

And please notify me if I missed a fight somewhere

Jamski · December 1, 2003, 16:39

Ow again!

I'm down to one APP, Skanky now has the choice of if he wants to kill me or not. I can't hurt him anymore, I'm... too...weak...

/me staggers to one knee*

Do the crowd say

or

?

I'm losing a lot of blood here. Et tu, Skanky?

-Jam

Jamski · December 1, 2003, 16:41

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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

-Jam

Adagio · December 1, 2003, 16:44

Not sure if it means anything (It's just some standard blah blah Dream-Weaver writes when creating a new site

Except for a certain part of the text of course

DrSpike · December 1, 2003, 18:31

Quote:

Originally posted by Jamski
Ow again!

I'm down to one APP, Skanky now has the choice of if he wants to kill me or not. I can't hurt him anymore, I'm... too...weak...

* Jamski staggers to one knee*

Do the crowd say

or

?

I'm losing a lot of blood here. Et tu, Skanky?

-Jam

I have a feeling Skanky will be merciless.

vovan · December 1, 2003, 20:06

Hey, can we add a second league or something?

I see Vlad Antlerkov wants to join and so does Nuclear Master. I read through this thread finally, and I think this is fun, so would like to join as well.

So, Jamskius, the great umpire, what say you?

DrSpike · December 1, 2003, 20:15

Well if you can get 4 you can start your own mini-tourney, and they join in the 'proper' tourney next time, when we should aim for 16 players overall.

Skanky Burns · December 1, 2003, 21:29

* Skanky Meridius looks towards the crowd for their decision.
Will Jamski be beheaded today?

General Ludd · December 1, 2003, 21:41

We want to see blood!

Skanky Burns · December 2, 2003, 01:32

Quote:

Originally posted by DrSpike
Btw I meant to post on ties.......I'm giving the tie to the attacker, and I think this should be the default.

Agreed. However, this means that it is theoretically possible for a 1-point person to inflict damage on their opponent.

Jamski · December 2, 2003, 04:26

With attack 0 is better than defense 0, you mean? I sort of assumed that attack of 0 = no attack. Perhaps a default of the defender wins?

/me begs for mercy on his knees, staining the sand red with his blood *

-Jam

DrSpike · December 2, 2003, 06:08

Skanky looks to the crowd, and the emperor stands to hold out his arm. He remains this way for what seems to Jamskius as an eternity, but finally, in response to the crowd's baying for blood, he turns his thumb downwards.

Skanky steps forward and raisees his mighty blade. It is a clean execution, with the blade hitting Jamskius's unprotected neck first time.

As Jamskius's head rolls away bystanders swear to this day that it said "it's my fookin' competition you know'.

Skanky Burns · December 2, 2003, 08:43

Jamski · December 2, 2003, 17:16

Ah, to die with the sword in the hand, every gladiator's dream

-Jam

Adagio · December 2, 2003, 17:35

But you died with the sword at your neck

Oh... you mean the one you've got in your hands

Jamski · December 2, 2003, 19:09

Had.

Had in my hands.

-Jam

Skanky Burns · December 2, 2003, 21:20

Alas poor Jamski, I knew him well.

And then killed him.

DrSpike · December 3, 2003, 05:55

Now now, be a sport and don't rub it in.

Jamski · December 3, 2003, 06:04

So who's next to fight the mighty Centurion Skanky ?

/me looks around the arena...

-Jam

DrSpike · December 3, 2003, 06:17

Well once I beat up the ol' commie warhorse I will face the mighty centurion.

Jamski · December 3, 2003, 06:39

Perhaps you should go ahead and challenge him now?

-Jam

DrSpike · December 3, 2003, 06:44

If Tass is too chicken to come forward before the weekend say we could default him and I'll fight the centurion.

Skanky Burns · December 3, 2003, 07:04

If we are going free-for-all structure, then I must insist on my bonus hitpoint for actually having won a fight.

If we want to continue the tornament, then we should disqualify Tass and appoint another person in his place to fight the formidable Spikian of Physiciae.

I'll run this round. Tass has 24 hours to send in his orders or he is disqualified. If any of the late joiners want to be bumped into the main tournament, pm me. First pm I receive will be given the position should Tass fail to reply before then.

Adagio · December 3, 2003, 16:07

Ossus the Brute vs Asmodean the Varangian Round 1

Ossus the Brute started walking side to side. The crowd waited anxious on who's going to make the first move… Asmodean the Varangian kept walking towards Ossus, who kept avoiding him…

… after a few minutes, Ossus finally made a move, and managed to cut one of Asmodean's fingers of, resulting 2 damage…

Asmodean quickly throw his rope on Ossus to avoid being hit by him again, and quickly sent his sword to Ossus' head… cutting of his ear… this loss costs him 2 health points…

… Ossus threw of the rope, and started circling Asmodean the Varangian…

DrSpike · December 3, 2003, 16:56

Cut his finger off? Doesn't sound very gladiatorial to me.

Nubclear · December 3, 2003, 17:21

If Skanky won't update this, then I will...

Tass and Spikie were fighting when suddenly a UFO came and automatically inflicted 10 points of damage on Spikie!
The UFO also gave Tass 10 more PERMANENT points! Wow!

So now tass has 21 points for any battle. Spikie is DEAD

DrSpike · December 3, 2003, 17:26

Send your orders to Skanky or face the ignominy of being branded a coward.

Skanky Burns · December 3, 2003, 17:29

Spikian of Physiciae stands alone in the coliseum, bored.
"Who dares to fight me!" he challenges the crowd!
Various voices, eager at the chance to prove their bravery soon call out. Spacius Cowdius' voice rings out loud and clear, as does Nuclarius the Brute.

But lo, just a moment before one of the would-be challengers could climb into the ring, a certain Fratre Tassadarius arrives by chariot having travelled for weeks from the outer provinces. He strides purposefully towards Spikian.

Your orders are needed, Spikian.

Also, Spacius Cowdius and Nuclarius the Brute are up against each other. PM me when ready.

Skanky Burns · December 3, 2003, 17:41

Fratre Tassadarius strides up to Spikian of Physiciae, bringing his sword up and letting forth a mighty blow - which is deflected just at the last minute. Spikian manages to draw a little blood from Tassadarius before he manages to get back to a defensive stance.

Spikian of Physiciae - 10 hitpoints
Fratre Tassadarius - 9 hitpoints

vovan · December 3, 2003, 18:28

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Originally posted by Skanky Burns
Spacius Cowdius' voice rings out loud and clear, as does Nuclarius the Brute.

Man, I should work on those PMing skills.