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Jamski · December 9, 2003, 04:11

Quote:

I challenge Jamski to a fight!

Accepted with pleasure

Now who can referee this bout?

/me scans arena for "volunteers *

-Jam

Adagio · December 9, 2003, 06:23

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Originally posted by Nuclear Master
I think Dr. Spike and Asmodean both made it so I will ref their match against each other

Here's who's still missing to fight:

Skanky Meridius vs Spikian of Physiciae

&

Asmodean the Varangian vs The winner of the last fight

And the last fight is between me and Sheep, and since we haven't heard from Sheep for some time now, I guess I'm the winner of the match, which means I'm going up against Asmodean...

Who takes: ???

Skanky Meridius vs Spikian of Physiciae

And who takes: ??

Asmodean the Varangian vs ADG

DrSpike · December 9, 2003, 09:03

Skanky, you should know that killing you in the arena will hurt me more than it hurts you*.

*subject to terms and conditions.

Spaced Cowboy · December 9, 2003, 09:53

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Originally posted by vovan
Hell, I won't wait for any decisions from the tournament makers in that case.

I hereby challenge Spaced Cowboy.

You're on. Nuclear Master, you said that you wanted to be the mediator, are you still up for it, or will someone else step up to the mike.

Skanky Burns · December 9, 2003, 11:16

Fortunately for you, DrSpike, we will be able to avoid all that suffering. Your death is a small price to pay to avoid all that pain for both of us.

DrSpike · December 9, 2003, 11:21

I bite my thumb at thee Burns.

Skanky Burns · December 9, 2003, 11:40

/me gets suitably enraged.

So who is running our match?

Spaced Cowboy · December 9, 2003, 11:46

I run your match if you like (Skanky versus Spikey)

Tassadar500 · December 9, 2003, 12:02

I will ref the Spaced VS. Vovan match

DrSpike · December 9, 2003, 12:55

OK SC, I'll send orders as soon as I work out whether it's 10 or 11 points to allocate now.

Spaced Cowboy · December 9, 2003, 13:00

If you both won it is 11

Tassadar500 · December 9, 2003, 13:14

Who want's to ref the match between me and Jamski? And Vovan I am waiting for your orders. Spaced has already sent me his

vovan · December 9, 2003, 16:16

I'd like to ref the match between you and Jamski, Nuclear.

And I will send you the orders immediately. (BTW, what do you think of the Gangsta plans? I didn't get a reply from either you or Skanky.

)

Asmodean · December 9, 2003, 16:39

We still ned a ref for the match between me and ADG.

Any takers??

Asmodean

Skanky Burns · December 9, 2003, 20:52

Orders sent now.

Spaced Cowboy · December 10, 2003, 10:12

Welcome Gladiator fans to the first round of the much anticipated bout between Skanky Meridius and Spikian of Physiciae.

Both contestants are emperors in their own right and have recently come off a winning bout.

Skanky Meridius and Spikian of Physiciae move into the ring and start circling each other looking for a weakness. Skanky spots a small opening in Spikian's defenses and lunges toward Spikian. At the last minute Spikian pulls his shield up into the hole that he purposely left open and blocks Skanky's weak thrust.

Then Spikian started his brilliant countermove as he spun his whole body 360 degrees with his sword aimed at Skanky's head. At first Skanky was dazzled by his opponent's footwork, but saw the move in time to duck under it.

Thus our contestants enter the second round unscaythed.

Skanky Meridius 11 point remaining
Spikian of Physiciae 11 point remaining

Spaced Cowboy · December 10, 2003, 10:15

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Originally posted by Asmodean
We still ned a ref for the match between me and ADG.

Any takers??

Asmodean

I'll do it. Just be aware that I'm in a totally different time zone, but am usually on in the morning here, which is your PM.

DrSpike · December 10, 2003, 10:32

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Originally posted by Spaced Cowboy
Welcome Gladiator fans to the first round of the much anticipated bout between Skanky Meridius and Spikian of Physiciae.

Both contestants are emperors in their own right and have recently come off a winning bout.

Skanky Meridius and Spikian of Physiciae move into the ring and start circling each other looking for a weakness. Skanky spots a small opening in Spikian's defenses and lunges toward Spikian. At the last minute Spikian pulls his shield up into the hole that he purposely left open and blocks Skanky's weak thrust.

Then Spikian started his brilliant countermove as he spun his whole body 360 degrees with his sword aimed at Skanky's head. At first Skanky was dazzled by his opponent's footwork, but saw the move in time to duck under it.

Thus our contestants enter the second round unscaythed.

Skanky Meridius 11 point remaining
Spikian of Physiciae 11 point remaining

Did he take lessons from Biggirlsblousius?

vovan · December 10, 2003, 10:55

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Originally posted by Spaced Cowboy
Skanky Meridius 11 point remaining
Spikian of Physiciae 11 point remaining

Boooooo! Bloood! More blood!

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/me wonders what happened to Nuclearius, the umpire of his fight with Spacius...

I sent the oders in yesterday.

Adagio · December 10, 2003, 11:49

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Originally posted by Spaced Cowboy
I'll do it. Just be aware that I'm in a totally different time zone, but am usually on in the morning here, which is your PM.

Orders for first round sent

Btw, do I have 10 or 11 health?

I didn't win the last round because Sheep kept hiding for me, but I still got to round two?

Skanky Burns · December 10, 2003, 11:58

Quote:

Originally posted by DrSpike
Did he take lessons from Biggirlsblousius?

You missed too, so don't get too cocky.

DrSpike · December 10, 2003, 12:02

Yeah but you have a weak thrust (or so I'm told) whereas I use brilliant countermoves.

Skanky Burns · December 10, 2003, 12:15

Who needs brilliant countermoves when your opponent is swinging their sword well above your head?
And I was trying to insert my sword gently, it is only your second time after all.

Spaced Cowboy · December 10, 2003, 15:17

ADG,

I'm going to say that you win round one by default, and you will have 11 point to face Asmodean

I have gotten orders from Skanky and ADG, still waiting on the others.

Spaced Cowboy · December 10, 2003, 15:18

Quote:

Originally posted by Skanky Burns
Who needs brilliant countermoves when your opponent is swinging their sword well above your head?
And I was trying to insert my sword gently, it is only your second time after all.

Oh BTW

Spaced Cowboy · December 10, 2003, 17:58

Welcome back fight fans as we begin round two of Skanky Meridius versus Spikian of Physiciae.

At the sound of the gong, the contestants begin circling each other looking for an opportunity to strike. Both contestants seemed to be shouting at each other. Oh, what was that..."defensive specialist," "little girl with a butter knife." Which one said that?

At almost the same instant each strikes out at the other, swords clanging together and both edges sliding down towards the hilts. Both swords bounce off of the hilts and continue on to the arms of the opponents. Both now have rather nasty gashes on their forearms.

Someone in the crowd yells, "We want blood."

Skanky Meridius has 9 points remaining.
Spikian of Physiciae has 9 points remaining.

Asmodean · December 10, 2003, 18:09

Orders sent, SC

Asmodean

Tassadar500 · December 11, 2003, 00:06

Vovanus Scipio Ursacius vs Spacius Cowdius - Round 1

Each opponent starts to circle each other. Suddenly Spacius Cowdius jumps up and dives his sword straight into Vovanus Scipio Ursacius' head. Spacius Cowdius now starts to dance and sing since he thought the battle was over, however, Vovanus Scipio Ursacius got up still rather dazed and struck Spacius Cowdius in the back.

Vovanus Scipio Ursacius-- 5 Hit Points
Spacius Cowdius-- 4 Hit Points

Skanky Burns · December 11, 2003, 00:38

That is rather low damage for having a sword through his head.

Jamski · December 11, 2003, 04:14

Helmet? Who would be without one?

Should I send my orders for fighting NM to Vovan?

-Jam