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You All Sucjk
It is firdya night and you havre not have ebnoguh to drinK! DRINK MORE APOLYTRTON!!!!!
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November 29, 2003, 01:11
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"That's nothing but drunk talk! Sweet, beautiful drunk talk."
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November 29, 2003, 01:18
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Hey!!, I just got up...,keep it down will you..!!!!  
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November 29, 2003, 01:19
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alcohol is a poison
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November 29, 2003, 01:22
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I love it when Shi and Jon are making a drunk contest  Especially when Shi says all Apolytoners suck... He does it quite often lately 
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November 29, 2003, 01:22
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ikt is
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November 29, 2003, 01:26
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philadepliha is a poisoin
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November 29, 2003, 01:29
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Satan's plan is to excite enmity and hatred between you, with intoxicants and gambling, and hinder you from the remembrance of Allah, and from prayer: will ye not then abstain? -Surah al’Maidah 91
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November 29, 2003, 01:31
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Religion is a poison.
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November 29, 2003, 01:31
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Absolutely Speer,  is so much better.
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November 29, 2003, 01:38
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No, my friend, it is you in fact who sucks, you drunken fool.
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November 29, 2003, 01:43
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religion is grea6t
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November 29, 2003, 01:44
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Originally posted by Albert Speer
Satan's plan is to excite enmity and hatred between you, with intoxicants and gambling, and hinder you from the remembrance of Allah, and from prayer: will ye not then abstain? -Surah al’Maidah 91
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OPpposing ALCOHOKL = TERRRORISM!
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November 29, 2003, 01:45
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religion is great and yet you follow satan's plan
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November 29, 2003, 01:46
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Hey, Jon. How's school? What's the end result of that qual thing?
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November 29, 2003, 01:47
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religion is great and yet you follow satan's plan
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You're a dork. My religion says drinking is good.
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November 29, 2003, 01:50
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maybe your religion is wrong then?
its scientifically proven that alcohol is a poison. f-ing up your liver and all that... and your body re-acts to alcohol in the same manner it would re-act to a poison. really, it's a fact that alcohol is bad for the human body. That is why God (or some brilliant men) had the fore-sight to warn us to not drink.
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November 29, 2003, 01:52
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a) See all the "one drink a day" studies
b) So what? I'm out to have fun, not live as long as humanly possible
c) The big bro upstairs is with me on this one. Straight from the source. There are numerous references in the Bible to benefits of booze
d) You're still a dork
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November 29, 2003, 01:54
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Originally posted by Albert Speer
religion is great and yet you follow satan's plan
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Drinking is a sin only if you are a follower of Satan's Prophet. At least that's what Pope Pious used to call Mohammed. Personally, I'm more inclined to follow Jesus's teachings of love & moderation then the words of a man who committed murder and pedophilia but that's just me.
Drinking is fine, remembers Jesus himself drank wine and told his followers that it would become his blood during the last supper, as long as it is not done gluttonously.
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November 29, 2003, 01:56
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a) See all the "one drink a day" studies
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well it is organic made from such wholesome foods as grains or grapes so there's some good in alcohol. however, the fact still remains that your body treats it like a poison even if there's some good nutrients in it (which also exist in the foods that alcohol is derived from)
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c) The big bro upstairs is with me on this one. Straight from the source. There are numerous references in the Bible to benefits of booze
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the qu'ran was written in the 7th century and is God's most recent thoughts on the subject.
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November 29, 2003, 01:58
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Originally posted by Albert Speer
the qu'ran was written in the 7th century and is God's most recent thoughts on the subject.
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I thought the Quran was written in a few centuries, starting decades after Muhammad's death  ?
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November 29, 2003, 01:59
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well it is organic made from such wholesome foods as grains or grapes so there's some good in alcohol. however, the fact still remains that your body treats it like a poison even if there's some good nutrients in it (which also exist in the foods that alcohol is derived from)
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 Benefit isn't from eating what remains of the grains. Otherwise it'd be "a bowl of cornpops a day". It's from actual alcohol, and in red wine, tannin.
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the qu'ran was written in the 7th century and is God's most recent thoughts on the subject.
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Actually, God's most recent thoughts on the subject come from yesterday, when He sent me an email telling me to drink up. Although I don't know why he also wanted me to enlarge my penis. 
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November 29, 2003, 01:59
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the qu'ran was written in the 7th century and is God's most recent thoughts on the subject.
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Wrong. It is merely the deranged rantings of a cultist. Think of it as a book written by a medieval version of David Korish. Of course the Bible and the Torah are both the rantings of religious zealots but the fact remains that Mohammed was more objectionable then most.
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November 29, 2003, 02:00
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I don't know about that, Oerdin. He's about par for most of the OT...
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November 29, 2003, 02:02
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Nah, God latest update was actuallya few decades ago through a bloke by the name of L Ron Hubbard.
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November 29, 2003, 02:05
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Does the average OTer murder people, order Jews who refuse to convert into slavery, or have sex with small children? I'm even leaving out the part where it is believed Mohammed was a drug addict.
Any sane person would find these actions to be horrible crimes yet muslims just expect us to ignore this and pretend Mohammed was "a great man". Sorry, I don't buy that. We are the product of our actions and Mohammed was a violent brutal killer.
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November 29, 2003, 02:10
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order Jews who refuse to convert into slavery
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Nah, just enslaved no matter what
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or have sex with small children
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Admittedly, that's one M seems to have reserved for himself, though I could be wrong
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I'm even leaving out the part where it is believed Mohammed was a drug addict
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Never heard that one before, but it's quite possible.
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Any sane person would find these actions to be horrible crimes yet muslims just expect us to ignore this and pretend Mohammed was "a great man". Sorry, I don't buy that. We are the product of our actions and Mohammed was a violent brutal killer.
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Again, like I said: par for the course. God's a pretty nasty bugger when you get right down to it too...
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November 29, 2003, 02:14
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Hey Speer:
Did you know that Calcium gives you gall stones?
Did you know that eggs are high in cholesterol, which kill more people per year than alcohol?
Did you know that the sun gives you cancer?
Get over yourself, thanks
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November 29, 2003, 02:15
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Speer's avatar is really bad.
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November 29, 2003, 02:16
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I fsailed t6he ****ling test
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(*I am referign to the OFraelO
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