December 2, 2003, 04:20
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Caption **** Gephardt
"Gephardt can't get hardt"
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"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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December 2, 2003, 04:21
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And in case anyone suspects that's not really Gephardt (god, does that name just roll off the tongue or what?) or that the piccie's photoshopped, it comes from Yahoo! News.
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"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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December 2, 2003, 08:06
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Big **** for president!
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December 2, 2003, 08:12
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American Fly: Gephardt invites the audience to take a peek at the man behind the zipper.
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December 2, 2003, 09:06
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Ah, so you're the new intern? Go ahead, people won't notice while I'm draping myself in the American flag.
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December 2, 2003, 09:10
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Hey look, everyone! It's D!ck!
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Gephardt tries to revive his flaccid campaign by seeking the advice of Bob Dole.
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Tutto nel mondo è burla
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December 2, 2003, 09:12
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"Gephardt will likely be dropping out of the race for presidential erection"
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"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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December 2, 2003, 09:25
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Well, Bachelorette, my perfect date would start with a candlelit dinner, would continue with a moonlit walk on the beach and would finally wrap up with a whirlwind tour of every county in Iowa.
Beat that, Kucinich...
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December 2, 2003, 09:28
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Beat that, Kucinich...
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That would work as an actual caption, as well.
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"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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December 2, 2003, 09:30
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Do you guys have the Dating Game in Finland?
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December 2, 2003, 09:34
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"When I was younger, it was THIS big.................."
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December 2, 2003, 09:35
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See, I really am the black guy from Predator (I had the Jacko operation - can't tell the difference, can you?), so vote for me!
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December 2, 2003, 09:36
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See, I really am the black guy from Predator
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Which one? Carl Weathers or the bad-ass?
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December 2, 2003, 09:42
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The bad ass naturally. Only they get public office.
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December 2, 2003, 09:46
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Carl Weathers has more name recognition, though. Also, although he played the pussiest guy in Predator, he was also Apollo Creed, so he does have some bad-ass cred.
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December 2, 2003, 10:05
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And I suppose you've got to give him props for his Blaxploitation flicks too. But the only thing that matters is Predator. 
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December 2, 2003, 10:19
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"i've always followed the Roosevelt foriegn policy. Check out the big stick!"
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December 2, 2003, 11:06
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"Stars and Stokes Forever".
or maybe...
"...and this is why the call me 'Dick' Gephardt."
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December 2, 2003, 12:14
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"I keep this out so people won't notice I don't have eyebrows"
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December 2, 2003, 12:17
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"You oughtta see it when I'm discussing trade policy. Wowza!"
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December 2, 2003, 16:24
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D|CK for President--Swallow this, America!
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December 2, 2003, 20:58
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You see, I told you I'm not like Clinton!
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December 2, 2003, 21:08
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The doors of my office are always open.
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December 2, 2003, 21:12
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That would work as an actual caption, as well.
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Yep. Best I've seen.
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December 2, 2003, 21:25
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"That's udderly ridiculous! Of course I'm not a cow!"
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