Look what Santa left under the tree: Insane Nazi Barbie!

Rufus T. Firefly · December 3, 2003, 03:55

From today's gossip column in Salon

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Speaking of shocking and appalling, just in time for the holidays comes the Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure. (At least, we've noticed it just in time for the holidays.) The doll, which boasts Barbie-esque proportions, a miniskirted suit and a passing resemblance to its blond namesake, retails for a cool $29.95 at the Conservative Book Service and runs through a roster of actual Coulterisms at the push of a button. Such as? "Liberals can't just come out and say they want to take more of our money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis of race," "Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil. What do Hollywood celebrities imagine fuels their private jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered to them?" and "Liberals hate America, they hate flag-wavers, they hate abortion opponents, they hate all religions except Islam, post 9/11. Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like liberals do. They don't have the energy. If they had that much energy, they'd have indoor plumbing by now." A real doll, that Ann.

http://www.salon.com/ent/col/fix/200...es/index1.html

I see a new potential franchise for the producers of those Chuckie movies...

Dis · December 3, 2003, 03:58

too bad she's a man, I'd nail her

Sikander · December 3, 2003, 05:26

It looks like the perfect gift!

Ted Striker · December 3, 2003, 05:29

I'd hit it

Stefu · December 3, 2003, 06:06

[Freerepublic.com]WHEN DO WE GET THE INFLATABLE ANN COULTER DOLL?[/freerepublic.com]

Get her with the talking Clinton action doll for your little girl and see how long it takes until one goes on top of another.

Seriously, though, there's a whole market for conservative children's goodies. Next product will be Hungry Hungry Limbaughs - a true-to-life product where a number of large-mouthed talk show hosts are fed under-the-table pain medications.

Q Classic · December 3, 2003, 08:07

i think it's perfectly all right to go to war for oil. after all, i do it all the time in civ3...

Verto · December 3, 2003, 09:22

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Originally posted by Q Cubed
i think it's perfectly all right to go to war for oil. after all, i do it all the time in civ3...

Hah! I go to war for incense.

Whaleboy · December 3, 2003, 10:19

Wooo!!!!!!! W***ing ammo!!!

FlameFlash · December 3, 2003, 11:05

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Seriously, though, there's a whole market for conservative children's goodies. Next product will be Hungry Hungry Limbaughs - a true-to-life product where a number of large-mouthed talk show hosts are fed under-the-table pain medications.

Even though I like the guy, it's still funny...

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i think it's perfectly all right to go to war for oil. after all, i do it all the time in civ3...

I just go to war... sometimes for a reason, but generally just to kick everybody off of my islands...

ixnay · December 3, 2003, 11:55

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Originally posted by Ted Striker
I'd hit it

with my car

Elok · December 3, 2003, 12:14

Geez, this doll is advertised in 'poly's banners now...

Theben · December 3, 2003, 13:32

This reminds me of the Bloom County cartoon which featured an 'ad' for a Jean Kirkpatrick doll. Pull its string and it says, "The U.N. sucks eggs!"

Surprised it took so long to make a real one.

GhengisFarb™ · December 3, 2003, 15:28

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Originally posted by Stefu
[Get her with the talking Clinton action doll for your little girl and see how long it takes until one goes on top of another.

Either or, whether its Hillary or Bill either one of them would climb onto Ann.....................

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Originally posted by Stefu Seriously, though, there's a whole market for conservative children's goodies. Next product will be Hungry Hungry Limbaughs - a true-to-life product where a number of large-mouthed talk show hosts are fed under-the-table pain medications.

You should talk to Rush, he just might endorse this one.

Nubclear · December 3, 2003, 15:47

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Originally posted by ixnay

with my car

Jac de Molay · December 3, 2003, 15:59

Great News. This means the inflatable version can't be too far behind.

Guynemer · December 3, 2003, 16:32

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Originally posted by ixnay

with my car

Funniest three-word reply ever.

I saw this a few weeks ago. I simply can't imagine that it would sell very well.

On the other hand, in my local paper today was a letter to the editor parroting Ann's Greatest Hits, calling all liberals "slanderous" and "treasonous." On the one hand, disturbing. On the other hand, it's good to know that our mental hospitals are still humane enough to allow patients access to crayons and construction paper.

Sava · December 3, 2003, 16:50

real women don't have Adam's apples!

Shi Huangdi · December 3, 2003, 16:56

Check out the Bill Clinton doll from the talkingpresidents.com website. now that one is hilarious.

St Leo · December 3, 2003, 21:30

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real women don't have Adam's apples!

There's nothing wrong with having an Adam's apple. There is something wrong with being a hypocritical, self-loathing, hate-filled, raging, incendiary idiot.

Urban Ranger · December 4, 2003, 03:34

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Originally posted by Ted Striker
I'd hit it

A pastic toy?

Q Classic · December 4, 2003, 08:07

teddy would hit anything that had two mountains and a caves to explore.

in any case, when i first saw these advertised at townhall.com, i thought it was a joke. oy.

indoctrination starts young, doesn't it? they claim that the liberals who own public education do it to their kids in school, so we might as well indoctrinate them with something fun at home...

yaroslav · December 4, 2003, 08:15

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Originally posted by Sava
real women don't have Adam's apples!

Wait, wait, wait... do you call "Adam's apples" to that in English?

In Spain is "Adam's nut"... much more refined IMHO

Az · December 4, 2003, 08:27

Adam only had one nut?

Stefu · December 4, 2003, 09:49

No, no. Adam obviously has someone else's nut down his throat.

FlameFlash · December 4, 2003, 20:14

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Originally posted by Stefu
No, no. Adam obviously has someone else's nut down his throat.

Whose?

Ned · December 4, 2003, 23:47

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Originally posted by St Leo
There is something wrong with being a hypocritical, self-loathing, hate-filled, raging, incendiary idiot.

Barbara Streisand?

Ned · December 4, 2003, 23:53

Perhaps we could use a Arafat holiday doll and mini-play. It opens with Arafat saying, "Poor Palestinians." Then he address a group of young women. "Do your duty!" He says. Switch to one of the young ladies boarding a bus full of Israeli school children. It blows up. Back to Arafat. "We all must condemn this senseless act." The mini-play closes with Arafat intoning, "Poor Palestinians."

Kuciwalker · December 4, 2003, 23:57

How about a Ned doll, that says "oooh, I so love ann coulter"

Q Classic · December 5, 2003, 08:07

when ann coulter stops linking norman mineta to the bataan death march in what is clearly a racially charged sentiment, maybe then i'll be willing to think that she's anything other than a racist ***** who likes to shriek on and on about the evils of the other side when she engages in the exact same ****ing thing.

Elok · December 5, 2003, 08:19

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Originally posted by Stefu
No, no. Adam obviously has someone else's nut down his throat.

Then why did he have Eve?