it's the revival of the corrupt wish game (II)

Q Classic · December 3, 2003, 08:01

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I wish I could do anything at all, without being injured or killed.

(starting with icbm's, 'cause i can't figure out what lori's wish is...)

you can. unfortunately, you have to do it with concious thought. you fall asleep and forget to remind yourself to breathe or have a hearbeat.

i wish UR had let the thread actually hit 500.

Whoha · December 4, 2003, 12:30

Granted, then the forum crashed, FOR EV ER, have a nice day.

I wish this thread hadn't been on the 4th page.

Shogun Gunner · December 4, 2003, 19:45

Easy, now it's on page 1.

I wish BMW made a zero emissions car.

Sava · December 4, 2003, 19:52

I wish I had a "no clipping" mode like in some FPS's; a cloaking device; and the ability to hijack mass media...

then I'd go into the White House, and the Bush Ranch and expose his evil plans MUAHHAHAHHAHA

mrmitchell · December 4, 2003, 19:53

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I wish BMW made a zero emissions car.

Granted. Also, it doesn't even need fuel! Unfortunately it doesn't run.

I wish the forum never crashed or became overloaded

Shogun Gunner · December 4, 2003, 19:59

Granted. You enjoy a forum that is 100% available and 100% responsive with unlimited storage capacity, unfortunately, all your favorite posters leave and all the posters you hate stay and fill up the forum with topics you hate.

I wish you could drink gasoline and burn water.

Spec · December 4, 2003, 20:09

Granted. You can now fart fire without burning your self.

I wish I could have the power to do whatever I want. Like land on pluto and Jupiter or another galaxy. Yup, do anything that I want.

SPec.

Urban Ranger · December 4, 2003, 23:17

Yes, you could do that, but only in your sleep.

I wish I could directly translate, at will, whatever thoughts I have in my mind into a hard copy. If there's a music my head, I could just materialise it into a score on paper.

Sava · December 4, 2003, 23:24

NOT GRANTED MUHAHAHA I AM YOUR MASTER UR!!!

self biased · December 4, 2003, 23:29

granted. unfortunately, it has to go through a mac first.

i wish i didn't order chinese tonight.

Whoha · December 4, 2003, 23:35

Granted, you ordered mexican.

I wish the smell coming from your direction would blow elsewhere.

Kuciwalker · December 4, 2003, 23:44

Granted. It blows in the exact opposite direction. Around the world. Right back to you.

I wish for this thread to DIE.

Nubclear · December 4, 2003, 23:47

It does

Unfortunately, I revive it.

I wish for my new computer to isntantly appear before me

Kuciwalker · December 4, 2003, 23:51

Granted. It instantly appears right before you instantly appear

. Unfortunately, you seem to be occupying the same space. You die of having a computer intersecting your body

I wish for Mark and Dan to allow babe threads again.

Nubclear · December 4, 2003, 23:53

They do. Unfortunately, they also make me a supreme mod and I close them all.

I wish I would NEVER get ill.

Kuciwalker · December 4, 2003, 23:55

Granted. When you get a disease, you die instantly.

I wish to be allowed to have as large an avatar as I want.

Enigma_Nova · December 5, 2003, 00:01

Granted. You are now allowed to have a WHITE SQUARE of any size you want!

I wish the idiots on OT would go elsewhere.
(AND NOT NEAR ME DAMMIT)

mrmitchell · December 5, 2003, 00:13

Granted. I'd corrupt it but I've got to go.

I wish one could regularly (365 days/year) stay up for 32 hours in a row instead of 16. (Yes, I know you *******s get by with caffeine, drugs, and Civ One More Turn Syndrome. But I'm talking about the average 8 hours of sleep.)

Enigma_Nova · December 5, 2003, 00:27

The Earth now turns more slowly, causing climate worldwide to go to ****.

(Same wish still stands - I want it to be corrupted more)
I wish the idiots on OT would go elsewhere

(Not to imply we're ALL idiots)

Nubclear · December 5, 2003, 00:28

All the idiots go away, and Apolyton turns into a communist paradise

(No, thats not the corruption!) However you soon discover that EVERY discussion is waaay over your head, and suddenly your cast out of Apolyton forever!!!

I wish

self biased · December 5, 2003, 00:42

kinda like now, tass?

Nubclear · December 5, 2003, 01:10

I wish Self Biased wasn't so biased.

Spec · December 5, 2003, 01:35

Granted. He is now Self fish.

I wish I could prove that Mc Donalds really cooks humans and not beef.

Spec.

ICBM · December 5, 2003, 01:41

Granted. You're in the new sandwich at McDonalds.

I wish I didn't have an 8:30 class tomorrow morning.

Whoha · December 5, 2003, 01:43

Granted, but they find out that you know and you disappear.

I wish this guy would make another Arsenal of Democracy book.

Whoha · December 5, 2003, 01:44

ICBM, granted, you now have a 7:30 class tommorrow, my wish stands.

MrFun · December 5, 2003, 03:25

Quote:

Originally posted by Whoha

I wish this guy would make another Arsenal of Democracy book.

Granted -- but you are never allowed to play it unless you wear panty hose.

I wish I could have my own private, reusable interstellar space vehicle.

Urban Ranger · December 5, 2003, 03:58

Granted, you now have a car that looks like an interstellar space vehicle

I wish I had a huge Toberone bar *yum*

Q Classic · December 5, 2003, 08:00

granted. it's a bar that's four years old.

i wish some people weren't so uppity and arrogant when they have NOTHING! they provide NOTHING!

self biased · December 5, 2003, 08:01

me too! yeah!