it's the revival of the corrupt wish game (II) - Page 7

-Jrabbit · December 11, 2003, 14:10

Then dig in, Threban...

Q Classic · December 11, 2003, 14:14

the japanese cat does the thing that tehben wished for. unfortunately, it stops doing whatever that is right before theebn recognizes it as his wish.

i wish tbeehn would dig in like -Jrabbit suggests.

Theben · December 11, 2003, 14:20

Wish granted. -JRabbit ultimately becomes totally fixated on my avatar, and whenever he sleeps he dreams about it. He accidentally calls his wife "Yuuki" about 3 times/day, making her think he's seeing some Japanese woman on the sly.

I wish that Q Cubed would go here.

Spec · December 11, 2003, 14:20

I vote for Thabin!...Ummmm....Thoban!

Ahhhhhh f*ck it....

sPEC.

ICBM · December 11, 2003, 23:01

Granted. In fact, Q Cubed's new avatar is so amazing that everyone just stares at it, instead of posting, and this thread dies.

I wish everyone would go back to saying "Merry Christmas" instead of "Season's Greetings" or whatever is the politically correct saying now.

Mr. Harley · December 12, 2003, 03:13

EVERYBODY converts to Christianity and wishes each other a merry Christmas. The resulting changes result in a new wave a splinter sects and arguments over what is Christian. Tempers flare, and a new spate of religious wars blossom, the likes of which have not been seen since the reformation. All in the name of Christ.

I wish I could figure out why my home computer quit booting except in safe mode after my wife used it today.

self biased · December 12, 2003, 03:36

you figure out what happened, but in doing so you figure out not only what actually causes errors in computers, but the methodology to a womans thought pattern. you spend the rest of your life sedated, and posting on counterglow.

i wish it warmer outside right now.

Mr. Harley · December 12, 2003, 04:17

You die. The place you go is REALLY warm.

I wish that Linux gains enough market share that everything gets written in both Windows and Linux flavors, at the same price.

Q Classic · December 12, 2003, 08:09

congrats. but sco won the lawsuit.

i wish microsoft products didn't suck as bad as they do, and that people didn't hate them as much as they do.

Urban Ranger · December 12, 2003, 10:05

Granted. You are now somewhere else where a company calls Microsoft makes stuffed animal toys. Them are fuzzy and cuddly, and people like them.

I wish I could come up with the Theory of Everything.

-Jrabbit · December 12, 2003, 10:19

Granted. It's totally correct, too. God smiles and says, "Great, game over," destoys this universe, and starts a new one from scratch.

I wish Theban would change back to a non-anime avatar.

Theben · December 12, 2003, 12:25

Granted. Eventually Theben gets bored with his avatar and changes it. Eventually.

I wish I knew why my avatar bothered -JRabbit so much (espe since I'm not the only person with an anime avatar).

Q Classic · December 12, 2003, 12:40

you do. you find out it's because he's a closet recovered otakukin, and once you learn of this secret, your mind collapses in on itself and you become a furry otakukin.

i wish the phone would just stop ringing, because damn, people, if you can't use the computer because you're stupid, it ain't my fault!

Theben · December 12, 2003, 12:44

The concept of a furry otakukin on its own is enough to cause mental collapse.

Theben · December 12, 2003, 12:44

x2 post

-Jrabbit · December 12, 2003, 13:13

Quote:

Originally posted by Q Cubed
i wish the phone would just stop ringing, because damn, people, if you can't use the computer because you're stupid, it ain't my fault!

Granted. The phone stops ringing and you lose your job.

I wish ALL anime avatars on Poly would disappear.

Shogun Gunner · December 12, 2003, 21:55

Granted, all anime avatars are prohibited at Poly...however, the definition of an anime avatar is deemed to include any cartoon-like avatar -- especially bugs bunny avatars.

I wish I had 500 posts so I could have my own special avatar.

Shadowstrike · December 12, 2003, 21:58

Granted. However, your avatar puts the server over its storage limits, and in an unexplained quirk of the time-space continuum, Apolyton is erased from existance.

I wish for world peace.

mrmitchell · December 13, 2003, 00:00

Granted. You turn into Miss America.

I wish tonight's Tonight Show will have nonstop hilarious jokes for the full show. I mean, who needs guests anyway? Just an hour of laughs is all I need, man.

(A backup wish would be that they had a good guest)

Shogun Gunner · December 13, 2003, 00:39

You are so lucky. Jay is killing tonight. He tells one nonstop hilarous joke after another.....and is joined by several guests who also contribute incredible jokes, but too bad it never makes it on TV. Apparently Ashcroft has cancelled all humor because he heard that Osama and Saddam use to frequent humorous websites. Ashcroft is suspicious that humor is the next terror weapon. Jay gets censored, it's never on TV.

I wish I could purge the thought of MrMitchell being Miss America from my brain.

monolith94 · December 13, 2003, 01:04

"I wish I could purge the thought of MrMitchell being Miss America from my brain."

Granted. However, you know have the thought of Slowwhand being Miss America in your brain.

I wish that I could find my laundry bags.

Urban Ranger · December 13, 2003, 04:12

Granted, the only thing is the bags eat your laundry, or anything else you put inside for that matter, so they are totally useless.

I wish I could play more musical instruments.

Mr. Harley · December 13, 2003, 05:34

You can. Any instrument you pick up, instantly and with no effort. After a while it becomes boring, as there are NO musical pieces which require any effort on your part. You give up music entirely, retiring to a Trappist monastery.

I wish I could figure out how my Windows 98SE, refusing to boot up out of safe mode multiple times after my wife used the computer, decided to suddenly boot up normally after being moved back and forth to another machine (back-up prior to fdisking). (Now I don't know when it will happen again, but I'm too lazy to reload EVERYTHING again).

monolith94 · December 13, 2003, 06:46

The bags eat my laundry??? Oh come on, that is just ridiculous. This is supposed to be twisted, and that's just lame.

self biased · December 13, 2003, 07:31

actually, i think UR just solved both the world's solid, nuclear, and human waste problem! it's a blessing in disguise!

Enigma_Nova · December 13, 2003, 10:34

Granted. You figure out Windows, as you are now a slave to the company of MicroSoft.
All your base are belong to MicroSoft.

I wish MicroSoft would be dissolved.

Whoha · December 13, 2003, 10:48

Granted, computers are too difficult for everyone to use now(except for a relatively very few people who are interested in them), and all progress in computers comes to a halt.

I wish pencils always stayed sharpened with complete erasers.

Q Classic · December 13, 2003, 21:36

they are. however, the pencils are roughly an inch long, meaning that you can barely write with them.

Urban Ranger · December 14, 2003, 00:37

Quote:

Originally posted by Whoha
Granted, computers are too difficult for everyone to use now(except for a relatively very few people who are interested in them), and all progress in computers comes to a halt.

[threadjack]
Microcomputers had been progressing before Windows. Thank you very much. [/threadjack]

self biased · December 14, 2003, 00:45

i wish Q^3 would come up with a wish so the game would progress.