December 10, 2003, 06:45
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King
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Local Date: November 2, 2010
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Choking the chicken, beating your meat, cheating on the left hand.
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He's got the Midas touch.
But he touched it too much!
Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!
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December 10, 2003, 07:51
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#62
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Emperor
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Location: of home-made blueberry muffins
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"Liverpool/Arsenal/United/The Cardinals (name of appropriate team) are playing at home this week"
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"When we grow up we'll both be soldiers, and our horses will not be toys,
And I wonder if we'll remember when we were two little boys!"
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December 10, 2003, 09:29
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King
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Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Gent
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the russians invaded paris...
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"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." -- Plato
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December 10, 2003, 09:52
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Warlord
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: L'Boro, UK
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I thought the Captain Picard reference was "taking Captain Picard to warp speed".
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It’s a great art, is rowing. It’s the finest art there is. It’s a symphony of motion. And when you reach perfection, you are touching the divine. It touches the you of yous – which is your soul. George Pocock
What fun is that? Why all that hard, exhausting work? Where does it get you? What is the good of it? It is one of the strange ironies of life that those who work the hardest, who subject themselves to the strictest discipline, who give up certain pleasurable things in order to achieve a goal, are the happiest. Brutus Hamilton
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December 10, 2003, 10:33
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Deity
Local Time: 16:10
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Republic of Flanders
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Vibrator = c*nt-(motor)bike.
Works better in Dutch though.
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#There’s a city in my mind
Come along and take that ride
And it’s all right, baby, it’s all right #
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December 10, 2003, 12:25
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Queen
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Shaking hands with the unemployed
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"lol internet" ~ AAHZ
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December 10, 2003, 12:27
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Warlord
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"My, you're not a shallow person" - used on females that insist that anything less than 12 inches isn't enough.
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Some cry `Allah O Akbar` in the street. And some carry Allah in their heart.
"The CIA does nothing, says nothing, allows nothing, unless its own interests are served. They are the biggest assembly of liars and theives this country ever put under one roof and they are an abomination" Deputy COS (Intel) US Army 1981-84
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December 10, 2003, 12:32
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Queen
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 I had to read that twice before getting it.
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"lol internet" ~ AAHZ
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December 10, 2003, 12:34
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Emperor
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Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: May 1999
Location: Kokonino Kounty
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Originally posted by alva
Vibrator = c*nt-(motor)bike.
Works better in Dutch though.
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How come you Belgians always have the fun words? 
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Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
And notifying the next of kin
Once again...
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December 10, 2003, 12:35
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Prince
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You know those "Russian" fur hats? They go by the name bearc*nt over here. Or at least their synthetic/wollen equivalents we used in the army do.
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CSPA
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December 10, 2003, 12:36
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Emperor
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Well before this thread is closed due to excess filth, I shall just post this little snippet.
You know on Microsoft desktops you only get a limited number of characters that will appear on the file name...
Well my manager set up a load with the name of the customer and then analysis as the title, in order to give a clearer picture of how each account is doing. Anyone want to guess exactly where Windows decided to cut off the title to certain files, and the subsequent reactions of the different companies representatives when confronted with them? 
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"When we grow up we'll both be soldiers, and our horses will not be toys,
And I wonder if we'll remember when we were two little boys!"
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December 10, 2003, 12:36
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Emperor
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Potomac Falls, Virginia
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Firing the puddin' cannon?
Testing the 100% all-beef thermometer...
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Haven't been here for ages....
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