The Dungeon of Apolyton

Jamski · December 10, 2003, 10:34

The Dungeon of Apolyton!

The DoA is a module I'm making for Neverwinter Nights. It should be ready in about 2-3 weeks (I hope) It features many 'poly posters, and hopefully 'poly humor too. So far we have :

Asmodean the dwarf trader (doesn't say lot at the moment)
Chairman Tassadar, leader of the Communist Zombies (level boss)
Vovan, the dread undead captain (level boss)
Skanky Burns, barkeeper supreme
DrSpike, the ork cheiftain (having trouble with undead pirates)
Random settlers

John Miller, the gnomish scroll salesman
MING and RAH (big baddies... wait and see)
Mrs Jamski (very tough lady)
Bob Bobbins - your grandfather

Spam Badgers
Communist Zombies
Hungry Golems
Killer Penguins
The dreaded off-topic archive!
Trolls
Flamers

And many more to come.

What I need is at least 3 people who'll play it and anyone who's interested in being in it to tell me why they should be included, what they could be, and the role they'd like to play (even if its just drinking in Skanky's bar.

I'm giggling playing it, especially when I f*** up the scripting and Mrs Jamski goes haywire on me because I killed Tass

Input .... MORE input!

-Jam

Unspeakable Horror · December 10, 2003, 10:37

Screenshot?

General Ludd · December 10, 2003, 10:38

Does it use any of the expansions, or can you play it with the 'vanillia' version?

vovan · December 10, 2003, 10:51

I may just have to buy NWN for that.

/me snickers about Tass and Mrs Jamski

Jon Miller · December 10, 2003, 10:57

sounds like it could be entertaining

I will probably play some NWN again in January

I could paly it than

Jon Miller

General Ludd · December 10, 2003, 11:47

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Originally posted by Jamski
anyone who's interested in being in it to tell me why they should be included, what they could be, and the role they'd like to play (even if its just drinking in Skanky's bar.

Can you make me a fanatical druid?

Even if it's just standing outside the city gates yelling obscenities at the city dwellers or something.

Skanky Burns · December 10, 2003, 12:04

Although this means that if I play this, I will still have to get my own damn drinks.

Jamski · December 10, 2003, 15:11

Some screenshots :

Jamski Vs Communist Zombie.

Communist Zombie takes it in the chest.

Standing behind Chairman Tassadar in the Zombie Sewers.

Tass dies, very messily.

Squaring of against DrSpike, the Orc Boss.

DrSpike avenges Tass's death with a huge electrical balst from his sword. OW!

To come :

Buying drinks for Urban Ranger in Skanky's bar and grill!
LeChuck vs MrsDrSpike

Oswald and the forces of nature!
Asmodean gets MORE dialogue!

Watch this thread

-Jam

Asmodean · December 10, 2003, 18:45

LOL...too bad I don't have NWN. Should be fun to play

Asmodean

Jamski · December 10, 2003, 19:11

You're just bitter because you don't have a starring role... yet

-Jam

DrSpike · December 10, 2003, 20:23

The Orc Chieftain is excellent.

Jamski · December 10, 2003, 21:16

He's REALLY tough. If you don't do the side quests in DrSpike's lair, he's almost impossible to beat (without using a test character with a sword that does 2d6 of every sort of damage

) Playing through with a new character from the beginning DrSpike is POSSIBLE, but certainly a worthy boss for the eighth level. He's MUCH tougher than Tass.

(Guess who has a bounty on DrSpike's head?)

-Jam

Jamski · December 11, 2003, 04:03

You're not happy about the communist zombies, or your not happy about not being as tough as DrSpike? Just wait Tass... there's something special planned for you

Questions for you all :

Who should I have as Skanky's doorman/bouncer ?
Why is ADG running a whorehouse?
What are his whores called?

What magic items would be appropriate? Add to this list :

Ming's Rod of Banning
Sword of Flaming
Spamtrigger
The Moderator
The axe of Thread Closure
Trollbane
Evilgrin throwing Smilies

I need more really.

-Jam

Asmodean · December 11, 2003, 04:38

The Wand of Server Trouble - will bring any Apolytoner to his knees for a random amount of time

Mystical Ring of the Banana - gives + x hitpoints when worn

Staff of unlimited Pop-Ups - Casts confusion on enemy (if confusion is in NWN - like I said, I don't have that game)

Asmodean

Urban Ranger · December 11, 2003, 05:20

Quote:

Originally posted by Jamski
Buying drinks for Urban Ranger in Skanky's bar and grill!

Urban Ranger · December 11, 2003, 05:26

Quote:

Originally posted by Jamski
What magic items would be appropriate? Add to this list :

Ming's Rod of Banning
Sword of Flaming
Spamtrigger
The Moderator
The axe of Thread Closure
Trollbane
Evilgrin throwing Smilies

Hm.

rah's stone of reason
Maul of the Grand Executioner
Asher's Orb of Aggravating Opponents
Marko's Gaunlets of Power
DL Dancer
Christmas Hat
Mob of killer kittens

DrSpike · December 11, 2003, 05:31

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Originally posted by Jamski
He's REALLY tough. If you don't do the side quests in DrSpike's lair, he's almost impossible to beat.
-Jam

Ooh, I've always wanted a lair.

Jamski · December 11, 2003, 10:49

Some nice items

I shall add them soon.

Your lair is giving me problems Spikie. Your guards keep opening the locked doors instead of guarding them, and then going for a walk. There's some VERY amusing scripting errors in the game now

Especially in the gladiators' training room, where all the gladiators drop Skanky Burn's head when they die (even if Skanky is still alive)

-Jam

Skanky Burns · December 11, 2003, 11:05

* Resists making comments that go against the "family-oriented" nature of the site *

Alex · December 11, 2003, 17:33

wow, this is cool.

Ben Kenobi · December 11, 2003, 20:08

The Splendid Shoes of MLeonard...

DanQ's Deadly Dagger

Zany Zylka's Excellent potion of healing.

Have Comrade Tassadar wield the Corpulent Cudgel.

Ben Kenobi · December 11, 2003, 20:14

And if you want another monk, I would not mind ending up as one.

General Ludd · December 11, 2003, 20:57

How about a Troll's club. A simple, primitive, club which causes enrage or berserk (or something to that effect) to it's victim.

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Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
And if you want another monk, I would not mind ending up as one.

Which god would you worship?

vovan · December 11, 2003, 21:13

Hey, Jamski, I would like a look at my evil undead self, please.

General Ludd · December 11, 2003, 21:15

Or, what about a Wand of Fezzing which lowers the target's intelligence.

Marid Audran · December 11, 2003, 23:33

God I love this thread.

Jamski, I should be a thief that de-lurks, *ahem*, whose invisibility potion wears off, and whom starts attacking the PC screaming, "I detect a MAJOR ALIGNMENT CONFLICT!!! I shall restore your ethical balance!"

After I take 1 hp of damage, I re-lurk, eh, quaff another potion of invisibility, and am never to be seen again.

Alternate dialogue: "Read the SMAC FAQ, b*tch!"

MattyBoy · December 12, 2003, 00:10

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Wouldn't it lower the wielders intelligence?

Lower's target's dexterity as they get tangled up in fits of giggling each time it is wielded.

You need to recreate the Asher / Mac-User flame wars in some way, too.

MattyBoy · December 12, 2003, 00:14

Mr Fun has the same wand, and makes all he encounters run screaming from him (as he rants about one topic over and over). Not sure how you do that within NWN.

Asmodean · December 12, 2003, 04:47

Flame Blade of Asher

Shield of the Mac-User

Items can be given powers, that fit the scenario. Great idea, Jamski.

Nearly reason enough, for me to go dow...uh....buy NWN

Asmodean

Jamski · December 12, 2003, 05:23

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Or, what about a Wand of Fezzing which lowers the target's intelligence.

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Wouldn't it lower the wielders intelligence?

Dammit, guess what Tassadar's Club of Communism does already?

-Jam