Which animal would you be?

Spec · December 12, 2003, 20:51

In this poll (I cant list them all) which one would you be?

I chose a bear. No natural predators except humans, can sleep anywhere. Easy life.

Spec.

St Leo · December 12, 2003, 20:57

Bonobo.

Maniac · December 12, 2003, 21:26

Dolphin.

Shogun Gunner · December 12, 2003, 21:30

Dolphin. One of the smarter animals. Not too many natural enemies...just gotta look out for the tuna nets.

I would probably swim to some tourist resort and get a gig "Swiming with Dolphins" It pays in seafood...don't need to hunt...just hang out with humans, I'm doing that now anyway, and get PAID.

General Ludd · December 12, 2003, 21:31

Gazelle.

Bereta_Eder · December 12, 2003, 21:32

Dolphin for all those spins out of the water.

Boris Godunov · December 12, 2003, 21:33

No wolf?

Spec · December 12, 2003, 21:44

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Originally posted by Boris Godunov
No wolf?

No....I thought of it when I pressed ''Submit Poll''....

Spec.

molly bloom · December 12, 2003, 21:55

I want to be one of these lovely marsupials:

http://www.dpiwe.tas.gov.au/inter.ns...ON-52Q3U8?open

Boris Godunov · December 12, 2003, 21:59

You wanna be a rat?

molly bloom · December 12, 2003, 22:09

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Originally posted by Boris Godunov
You wanna be a rat?

There are indeed marsupial rats, you ignorant colonial.

However this example of Australia's fauna, if you can heave yourself off the chaise longue and that Moroccan houseboy long enough to click on the link, is a little pygmy possum. Which might seem hyperbole at first blush - little? pygmy? but when you see them reclining on the bloom of a flower, it appears almost to be litotes.

Yours, in the fellowship of the alcoholic sex addicted sodomites,

Molly Pomposity Bug geration Bloom, purveyor of arcana to the indolent and decadent.

connorkimbro · December 12, 2003, 22:14

where is stefu, to start calling you all furrys?

Boris Godunov · December 12, 2003, 22:14

Them's big ears for a rat, though.

Boris Godunov · December 12, 2003, 22:15

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Originally posted by connorkimbro
where is stefu, to start calling you all furrys?

I think he's gone to use the toilet in a public restroom. Could you go look for him for us?

connorkimbro · December 12, 2003, 22:20

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I think he's gone to use the toilet in a public restroom. Could you go look for him for us?

oh, HAR HAR HAR, stefu's not a girl so, nyah!

molly bloom · December 12, 2003, 22:20

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Originally posted by Boris Godunov
Them's big ears for a rat, though.

" Are you mad? I am your daughter!"

Nurse- the screens!!!!!

http://www.animalinfo.org/species/dasybyrn.htm#profile

Boris Godunov · December 12, 2003, 22:21

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Originally posted by connorkimbro
oh, HAR HAR HAR, stefu's not a girl so, nyah!

I think there's been some debate about that...

Boris Godunov · December 12, 2003, 22:25

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Originally posted by molly bloom
you ignorant colonial.

Wait...this, from an Australian?

Japher · December 12, 2003, 22:27

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oh, HAR HAR HAR, stefu's not a girl so, nyah!

what does that have to do with anything? are you?

I'd be a goat... or a

Monkey!!!

Shogun Gunner · December 12, 2003, 22:28

7 votes for "dolphin"!!! Wow, dolphin is running away with it...well, not running

Japher · December 12, 2003, 22:30

mmm, dolphin

Boris Godunov · December 12, 2003, 22:32

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Originally posted by Japher

what does that have to do with anything? are you?

I'd be a goat... or a

Monkey!!!

You're missing an inside joke, you stupid monkey!

Japher · December 12, 2003, 22:34

don't call me stupid because I don't know your petty inside joke!!! There are plenty of other reasons to call me that

molly bloom · December 12, 2003, 22:34

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Originally posted by Boris Godunov

Wait...this, from an Australian?

Boris, were you perchance to fetch up in the Ngorongoro Crater or Takla Makan Basin would you become African or Chinese?

I'm British, you oeuf.

'Tis my significant other who has dual British/Australian nationality. Tcha. I have dual Irish/British. Ignorant colonial.

Molly le Douanier Bloom, passports please, lesbians and genitals!

The musky rat kangaroo:

Boris Godunov · December 12, 2003, 22:37

Sorry, please repeat. I was distracted by another bout with compulsive sex.

Japher · December 12, 2003, 22:50

Boris: What's a Good Tchaikovsky Symphony? I have them all, and I don't know which one to listen to. I also have Manfred Symphony... I only have an hour, and I haven't listened to any of them yet...

Boris Godunov · December 12, 2003, 22:55

Good Tchaikovsky Symphony is an oxymoron, Japher.

Berstein summed up Manfred in one word: "trash."

Boris Godunov · December 12, 2003, 22:56

But if you must, just go straight to No. 6.

Japher · December 12, 2003, 22:58

Hmmph... Maybe that explains why I never played one. My in-laws gave me the CD for x-mas last year I have never bothered to listen to it. Guess I'll just listen to Berlioz instead...

Boris Godunov · December 12, 2003, 23:00

Mahler, Japher. Mahler.