If a man...

Space05us · December 18, 2003, 20:18

...burps in front of his computer and no one is around to hear it, did he really burp?

Bereta_Eder · December 18, 2003, 20:19

Does the PC have ears?

SlowwHand · December 18, 2003, 20:22

Does a bear **** in the woods?

Agathon · December 18, 2003, 20:23

Quote:

Originally posted by Space05us
...burps in front of his computer and no one is around to hear it, did he really burp?

Only if you are an anti-realist about belching.

Space05us · December 18, 2003, 20:27

either way I just had two loud ones that were whaleboy inspired

Zulu Elephant · December 18, 2003, 20:31

surely the man is around to hear is own burp?

or is he deaf?

Spec · December 18, 2003, 20:34

...farts in front of his computer and no one is there to hear it, does it really smell?

Spec.

MrFun · December 18, 2003, 20:35

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Originally posted by Spec
...farts in front of his computer and no one is there to hear it, does it really smell?

Spec.

So THAT is what ruined my apptetite during dinner a few minutes ago.

Space05us · December 18, 2003, 20:39

Quote:

...farts in front of his computer and no one is there to hear it, does it really smell?

I'll have to think about that one...

Ecthy · December 18, 2003, 21:03

Bart Simpson: Tree falls in woods, tree falls in woods!

POTUS · December 18, 2003, 21:19

If I kill you and no one is there to see the murder, did I kill you?

Space05us · December 18, 2003, 21:29

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If I kill you and no one is there to see the murder, did I kill you?

If you kill me, would the world still exist?

Ecthy · December 18, 2003, 21:50

Not for you that is for sure.

Space05us · December 18, 2003, 21:53

ahh, but what if its all part of my imagination? what if you dont really exist?

Dauphin · December 18, 2003, 22:00

If no-one is around to see Ming close a thread, was it ever really closed?

Space05us · December 18, 2003, 22:04

touche

Space05us · December 18, 2003, 22:51

what if Ming doesnt close this thread? What if UR does?

self biased · December 19, 2003, 00:21

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Originally posted by SlowwHand
Does a bear **** in the woods?

no, that's elves. it's a common misconception.

Enigma_Nova · December 19, 2003, 00:31

If I make a post containing a tautology, is it possible for it to be false?

Think about it.

Space05us · December 19, 2003, 00:35

how is it possible that this thread has stayed open as long as it has?

self biased · December 19, 2003, 00:35

if i drop a nuke on new zealand, would anyone care about it? excepting the sheep?

Space05us · December 19, 2003, 00:37

you hurt my sheep and I will kill you sb.

PLATO · December 19, 2003, 00:38

If spam runs rampant and no mod intervenes then is it really spam?

Space05us · December 19, 2003, 00:39

self biased · December 19, 2003, 00:42

what's the difference between a scotsman and a rolling stone?

"hey you! get your hands of of macleod!"
"hey macleod! get your hands of my ewe!"

Mr. President · December 19, 2003, 00:45

. . . posts on Apolyton, but no-one replies, did he ever really post?

December 19, 2003, 02:37

(along to "blow it in the wind")
How many posts must a thread contain
Before you call it a thread?
Yes, 'n' how long can it be spammed
Before she sleeps in the archives?
Yes, 'n' how many times must it be bumped
Before its forever closed?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

Ted Striker · December 19, 2003, 02:38

Am I the coolest mf'er on the planet?

Space05us · December 19, 2003, 02:40

ask again later