Your Mommy Kills Animals!

Verto · December 23, 2003, 18:12

From our friends at PETA...

Aren't they lovely? Their website has loads of family fun!

KrazyHorse · December 23, 2003, 18:14

****in A!

Dis · December 23, 2003, 18:16

yep I was going to make a thread on this and forgot. Good work coming up with the picture. Hilarious stuff.

From what I heard on the radio (so it has to be true

), PETA gave kids this pamphlet saying your mommy kills animals. They gave these to kids who went to see the nutcracker. Supposedly they did not give them to children under 13.

Arrian · December 23, 2003, 18:17

PETA, thanks for all the laughs!

-Arrian

CerberusIV · December 23, 2003, 18:24

How long before a real animal welfare organisation sues PETA for giving animal welfare a bad name?

General Ludd · December 23, 2003, 18:27

Here is a link to the entire pamphlet.

Az · December 23, 2003, 18:28

@ pic.

Wraith · December 24, 2003, 09:55

Of course she does, but it has nothing to do with fur coats. My mom likes to hunt, and she and her father go out hunting fairly often. We had deer hanging in the garage most years.

Honestly, where the heck were these yo-yos doing this?

Still, it's going to be a while before they manage to top their "Drink Beer, not Milk" capaign.

Wraith
"There are only two truly infinite things, the universe and stupidity. And I am unsure about the universe."
- Albert Einstein

Ming · December 24, 2003, 10:06

PETA always does campaigns that will give them the most press coverage. This time, they have crossed the line. I hope the negative backlash for this crap comes back and bites them in the ass.

Theben · December 24, 2003, 10:10

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Originally posted by Wraith
Of course she does, but it has nothing to do with fur coats. My mom likes to hunt, and she and her father go out hunting fairly often. We had deer hanging in the garage most years.

Wouldn't that deer begin to stink, after a couple of years?

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Still, it's going to be a while before they manage to top their "Drink Beer, not Milk" capaign.

Never miss the rare opportunity to point out a Wraith misspelling.

General Ludd · December 24, 2003, 10:17

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Originally posted by Theben

Wouldn't that deer begin to stink, after a couple of years?

Hunters like the smell of decaying flesh.

JohnT · December 24, 2003, 10:35

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Originally posted by Ming
PETA always does campaigns that will give them the most press coverage. This time, they have crossed the line. I hope the negative backlash for this crap comes back and bites them in the ass.

Yeah, they really have crossed the line, not that it'll matter to them.

Imran Siddiqui · December 24, 2003, 13:50

I think we should have a 'Your Mommy Kills PETA Members' campaign

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Evil Knevil · December 24, 2003, 14:52

Heh. Reminds me of a t-shirt my sister in law had,

"Meat is justifiable murder."

Az · December 24, 2003, 15:00

Actually, I've rarely seen any mommies killing animals. They usually buy them dead.

Kuciwalker · December 24, 2003, 15:23

If they give it only to kids over 13, then it won't have any effect except to make them say "Cool! Maybe she'll play Halo with me!"

Inverse Icarus · December 24, 2003, 15:26

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Sava · December 24, 2003, 15:28

I don't know what people are mad about... it's true. The real question should be: Do we give a ****?

Imran Siddiqui · December 24, 2003, 15:52

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I don't know what people are mad about... it's true.

Did you mommy bring home live animals for dinner, Sava?

Az · December 24, 2003, 16:02

Here's another, interesting take on McDonalds, btw.

http://www.mcmurder.com/

Sava · December 24, 2003, 16:07

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Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui

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I don't know what people are mad about... it's true.

Did you mommy bring home live animals for dinner, Sava?

no, but consumer demand prompts the slaughter of billions of animals... I just don't give a **** about animals. I mean, what the hell kind of existence would they normally have? ooooh they'd roam around in the "wild" before some predator kills them. Does that make humans more evil than any other animal because we are smart enough to breed them and use them? No...
but... I think we should strive to treat animals humanely as possible before we slaughter them and eat them.

That's why I won't eat at Kentucky Fried Chicken Holocaust and I won't eat veal.

But people need to accept the fact that demand for products that use animal part DOES LEAD TO ANIMAL DEATH.

Az · December 24, 2003, 16:12

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but... I think we should strive to treat animals humanely as possible before we slaughter them and eat them.

JohnT · December 24, 2003, 16:18

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I don't know what people are mad about... it's true.

Before they changed their tactics because of the outcry (possibly a first from PETA as they realized that NONE of their traditional mouthpieces were coming to their defense), they were planning on targeting children under 10. That's what people were "mad about."

Az · December 24, 2003, 16:25

they have traditional mouthpieces?

Damn Vegans.

Dr Strangelove · December 24, 2003, 17:09

What if Mommy works at the pound, huh? What then?

Kuciwalker · December 24, 2003, 17:10

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Originally posted by Sava
no, but consumer demand prompts the slaughter of billions of animals... I just don't give a **** about animals. I mean, what the hell kind of existence would they normally have? ooooh they'd roam around in the "wild" before some predator kills them. Does that make humans more evil than any other animal because we are smart enough to breed them and use them? No...
but... I think we should strive to treat animals humanely as possible before we slaughter them and eat them.

That's why I won't eat at Kentucky Fried Chicken Holocaust and I won't eat veal.

But people need to accept the fact that demand for products that use animal part DOES LEAD TO ANIMAL DEATH.

Even funnier, those animals wouldn't have existed in the first place otherwise