December 24, 2003, 19:01
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This only happens for a couple of hours every year
I love everybody! Come get a hug!
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December 24, 2003, 19:06
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You are pervert..
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December 24, 2003, 19:11
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Smile
For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
"Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker
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December 24, 2003, 19:17
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Originally posted by Pekka
You are pervert..
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You're family! Family!
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December 24, 2003, 19:42
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I LOV EYOU GUYS!
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December 24, 2003, 19:55
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Originally posted by Sava
I LOV EYOU GUYS!
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even republicans
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Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul Tigh
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December 24, 2003, 20:02
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only Laz could me make smile on this lonely and depressing night...
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'Yep, I've been drinking again.'
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December 24, 2003, 20:05
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HUGGLEZ!
I TACKLESNUG YOU!
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"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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December 24, 2003, 20:45
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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December 24, 2003, 20:57
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hmz merry christmas...and peace on earth...and stuff...
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Bunnies!
Welcome to the DBTSverse!
God, Allah, boedha, siva, the stars, tealeaves and the palm of you hand. If you are so desperately looking for something to believe in GO FIND A MIRROR
'Space05us is just a stupid nice guy' - Space05us
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December 24, 2003, 22:03
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o..laz hug! cool!
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"Speaking on the subject of conformity: This rotting concept of the unfathomable nostril mystifies the fuming crotch of my being!!! Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua!!! Ganglia!! Rats eat babies!" ~ happy noodle boy
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December 24, 2003, 22:06
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Originally posted by Sava
I LOV EYOU GUYS!
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EDIT: dammit, size tags don't work on smilies 
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[Obama] is either a troll or has no ****ing clue how government works - GePap
Later amendments to the Constitution don't supersede earlier amendments - GePap
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December 24, 2003, 22:07
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I YIFF YOU
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[Obama] is either a troll or has no ****ing clue how government works - GePap
Later amendments to the Constitution don't supersede earlier amendments - GePap
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December 24, 2003, 22:07
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I'm here for my male semi-erotic hug... who was offering now?
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“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
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December 24, 2003, 22:11
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You guys are just looking for man love.. 
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THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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December 24, 2003, 22:12
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Don't get jealous now.
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“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
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December 24, 2003, 22:13
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No problem.. but remember, don't do anything without camera.. we can sell it.
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In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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December 24, 2003, 22:14
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That's just unsanitary!
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“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
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December 24, 2003, 22:16
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No, it's good business, that's what it is. As long as you guys provide the action. Then I sell it and we split the profit.
And if you think you won't do it.. I have mr. Benjamin Franklin here with his buddies who says you will. And they never told a lie.
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In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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December 24, 2003, 22:21
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It's good business to do it with a camera in there? I always knew Finns were wierd, this is proof .
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“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
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December 24, 2003, 22:23
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No, you were the one looking for man love first, giving semi erotic hugs.. I'm just the one with camera and distribution deals.
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In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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December 24, 2003, 22:24
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Can a camera even fit there?
I guess you would know, you keep telling me I should do it with a camera... does it hurt?
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“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
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December 24, 2003, 22:27
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Hey man I don't know.. I'm going sleeping.
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In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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December 24, 2003, 22:52
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Originally posted by Sprayber
even republicans
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no they can **** off and die
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December 24, 2003, 22:54
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You're right...."sniff, sniff".......I've been such a Scrooge. From now on I'm going to take better care of my friends here at 'poly. I'm going to start by offering everyone a free physical exam:
Sit close to your computer. Good. Bring your face in close and open your eyes very wide. Great. Now turn your head and put your right ear to the screen, now your left ear please. OK. Now put your face to the screen and open wide. That's it.
Take off your shirt and undershirt. Put your back to the screen. With your mouth open wide take a deep breath in, hold it, then exhale. Turn to the right and do it again, in...and out. Now do the left side please. Now put the front of you chest to the screen and try to breath very quietly while I listen to your heart. You girls may have to lift your breasts out of the way. Very good. Now stand up a little and put your stomach to the screen. Hold it. Great.
The girls out there are going to want to have a female chaperone in the room for this part of the exam. Please drop your trousers and stand close. OK, very nice, everything seems to be in order in that department. Turn around now, bend over, press your "cheeks" to the screen and pull them away with your hands.  Spending a little time in front of the computer are we? Do those 'roids act up very often?
OK, you can get dressed now. We're all done.
I would give anything to know that someone out there actually went through with that whole routine.
Merry Christmas you guys. Stop smoking. Drink less. Just say no to drugs. Get some exercise. Try to get eight hours of sleep/night. Eat healthily. Try to have wholesome obsessions this year. Avoid violent thoughts. Practice safe sex. Be good to the people who are good to you.
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December 24, 2003, 22:56
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Can a camera even fit there?
I guess you would know, you keep telling me I should do it with a camera... does it hurt?
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Hehe, Hehe. Oh Senor. We have camers that fit everywhere. Hehe, He he.
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December 24, 2003, 22:57
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Damn it... now I have the imprint of butt cheeks on my computer screen  
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“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
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December 24, 2003, 23:05
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[Obama] is either a troll or has no ****ing clue how government works - GePap
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December 24, 2003, 23:09
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Y'all ever notice that when (American, at least) guys hug, they pat each other on the back? It's like they're saying "Our manliness is not threatened because we're hugging and hitting!"
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December 24, 2003, 23:14
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I think most guys do that everywhere.. sometimes you can do without hitting, if it's short hug. But what ever you do, DO NOT RUB YOUR HAND AGAINST THE BACK, like you might do when hugging a girl and perhaps comforting. That's when you get penalized.
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