Hive Xmas Status Reports

Jamski · December 27, 2003, 11:13

So.... I'm back. Hope everyone had a better Xmas than me. The Hive requires you to fill in a detailed report of your activites during the festive period.

Dec 23rd :
Long drive through the fungus to Mrs Jamski's parents (650km) Snow, and hurricanes. Nice, as we have no snow chains. Drinking and eating.

Dec 24th :
Drinking, eating and drinking. Was very sick. Got whisky and cheese. Santa visited (really)

Dec 25th :
Drinking, eating and drinking. Watched old films on the Network Node. Was even more sick.

Dec 26th :
Filled rover with cheese and whisky. Drove back through the fungus to Jamski Clovek. Was bored.

Dec 27th :
Feeling rough. Reporting for duty at Hive Central.

-Jam

Voltaire · December 27, 2003, 17:23

Mine wasn't too bad, stayed at home, slept, received a DVD burner (Santa sure knew what he was doing), slept some more, woke up and it was all over.

Mead · December 27, 2003, 19:09

Um, well, I guess by now you probably heard of the spectacle I created at the Recreation Commons. Well somebody picked me up placed me on a sofa, and got me home safely.

Other than that it was good, I reached the turning point on a SP game I am now playing (as the Hive). I got both CBA and Cyborg Fac, plus made the Data Angles swear a pact to serve me. After I catch up on these posts, I am going to finish the chop n' drop routine on the Cult until they surrender or die.

Mead

P.S.
Thanks for letting me use your prison cell while you were away to sleep it off.

Snowflake · December 28, 2003, 04:05

I'm having a big headache right now after cleaning up a 18 people party (with two meals can you believe it. Those people just don't want to cook for themselves.) and being interrogated by the tass god. I am tired. I'm going to find out if I qualify for early retirement.

Nubclear · December 28, 2003, 04:23

The Ministry of Early Retirement
Communisms Garden, Heaven

Dear Honghu,

We carefully reviewed your application for early retirement and I regret to inform you that we decided to decline.
We were unable to deduct the 1000ecs from the "Hiverian National Energy Storage Agency".

Thank you,
Us.

Enigma_Nova · December 28, 2003, 09:13

Mission date 2003.359 Mission report:

0000 to 0900: Playing video games
0900 to 1500: Sleeping
1500 to 1700: Used gifts
1700 to 1800: Food
1800 to 2100: Sleeping
2100 to 2400: Playing video games

Report:
All christmas was devoid of annoying family and the evil chemical of doom (CH3CH2OH)
Solitary christmas marred only by someone telephoning me to wish me a happy christmas.
Phone was promptly removed from hook.

Christmas: Boring, but what can I say...
At least nothing went wrong.

Jamski · December 28, 2003, 09:52

Isn't the evil chemical C6H12O6?

Hmmm, I think it sounds like Enigma had the best time *is very jealous*

-Jam

Vev · December 28, 2003, 11:55

Me, bored out of my head. No Christmas + away friends = activity of Uni forum.

Jamski · December 29, 2003, 09:35

None at all? Shame

-Jam

Enigma_Nova · December 29, 2003, 13:58

Quote:

Originally posted by Jamski
Isn't the evil chemical C6H12O6?

Glucose?
No, Glucose keeps stuff alive.

The Evil Chemical of doom:
. . H . H
. . | . .|
H--C--C-O-H
. . | . .|
. . H . H

I call it that because it turns rational sensible people into impulsive fools, AND said corrupted minds also inspire other rationals to turn into fools.

In fact, it could start a chain of irresponsible idiocy that can only end in the destruction of the Minions of Alcohol, and intense hardship for those of us that must bear their Ethanoic Attacks.

I value rational thought over impulsive socialising. I intend to mobilise my Doctrine of Cognition to crush the enemy's Minions of Alcohol.
---
Or failing that at least induce some positive respect and value towards folk like me that prefer to think for ourselves... damn I hate conformist idiots.

Jamski · December 29, 2003, 20:04

Glucose IS evil. All those calories... But ethanol is LOVE. God was drunk!

-Jam

Enigma_Nova · December 30, 2003, 03:22

ARGH! He's a Minion of Alcohol!

Boo! Hiss!

As of now I am glucose-neutral, and anti-ethanol.

Jamski · December 30, 2003, 10:13

/me looks at the nice 12-year-old whisky he got for Xmas, and the nice bottle of 1995 Bordeaux that he'll be drinking with dinner *

Nope, alcohol beats glucose, sorry

-Jam

Enigma_Nova · December 30, 2003, 13:39

Your Ethanolic ways will never gain my support!

Boo! Hiss!

Jamski · December 30, 2003, 17:40

Gah, down with the sweet sugaryness of Glucose worshippers

-Jam

Mead · December 30, 2003, 21:02

Quote:

Originally posted by Jamski
* Jamski looks at the nice 12-year-old whisky he got for Xmas, and the nice bottle of 1995 Bordeaux that he'll be drinking with dinner *

Nope, alcohol beats glucose, sorry

-Jam

Jam

Both, in moderation, are fine.

I wonder how both of you feel about brandy filled chocolates?

Mead

P.S.

Is there much of a chance of the whisky making it to 13?

P.P.S.

Doesn't the flavor of whisky peak at 12?

P.P.P.S.

You have nice (thoughtful) relatives. Have they thought about adopting?

Jamski · December 30, 2003, 21:10

Quote:

Both, in moderation, are fine.

I wonder how both of you feel about brandy filled chocolates?

Mead

Waste of good brandy

Quote:

P.S.

Is there much of a chance of the whisky making it to 13?

Not a chance. None.

Quote:

P.P.S.

Doesn't the flavor of whisky peak at 12?

So I've heard - I've never drunk any other whisky. It all seems to be 12-years-old in the whisky shop.

Quote:

P.P.P.S.

You have nice (thoughtful) relatives. Have they thought about adopting?

Heh, its from Mrs Jamski's dad. You can't have him

-Jam

Enigma_Nova · January 1, 2004, 12:06

Brandy:

Boo! Hiss!

Chocolate:

Boo! Hiss!

Brandy Chocolates:
::rraanntt:: BBoooo!! HHiissss!! ::rraanntt::

Jamski · January 1, 2004, 13:50

You're missing all the pleasures in life.

-Jam

Enigma_Nova · January 3, 2004, 07:14

I still like Friendship, Killing enemies, Being accepted, Learning and Questioning...

Matter of fact intropsective pleasures quite interest me. Things I do for the psychological effect rather than for the chemical effect.
It's those damn people that submit their lives to the world of the physical because they are too metally feeble to see the immense world of the internal that annoy me.

Those stupid pro-physical conformists! They'll all get what's coming to them. We must kill all these people to pave the way for a new, smarter, better kind of person to appear.
Those that are interested in exploring the truth, and exploring themselves, adapting and growing.
We must remove the stagnant water of Earth's foolish masses and let deep cognitive thoughts flow free!

GREAT fun.

Jamski · January 3, 2004, 09:23

Enigma_Nova.

You seem to be pretty smart, so :
Calm down.
Do some Yoga.
Read Wittgenstein.
Burn all your copies of Neitsche (sp?)
Stop listening to that Richard Wagner.
Read your last post over again, and see how you feel about it then.

-Jam

Enigma_Nova · January 3, 2004, 09:29

*ahem*
GREAT fun. Now where's my nervestapler?

Jamski · January 3, 2004, 09:39

Or end up in prison at 25... or a lunatic asylum. I'm only trying to help *shrug*

-Jam

Enigma_Nova · January 3, 2004, 14:26

Offer for help not accepted.
I don't see what your problem with me having my own perspective is... but I've had enough of this **** in primary school, some righteous fool thinking that they're more fit to decide my opinions than I am.

So we should remove all such people who insist on stifling the opinions of others (well stifling the creative spark of others), so that people can once again be thoughtful beings, away from the madness of organised religion and American hegemony.

GREAT fun. Now where's my nervestapler?

Jamski · January 3, 2004, 15:45

I think you misunderstood. I'm not telling you what to think, just suggesting some reading material and exercise you might find interesting.

Worse than those that stifle the opinions of others, are those that stifle the opinions of themselves. Be prepared to think differently every day.

Belive me, Wittgenstein and Yoga is a nice long long way from " the madness of organised religion and American hegemony" and its more fun than Nietsche and Wagner too

Or maybe both, but change on Saturdays

If I was American, I would tell you to pray, and read the Bible and join the army

-Jam

Enigma_Nova · January 4, 2004, 00:46

PrAyBiBleArMy

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-boom-

*head explodes*

Enigma_Nova · January 4, 2004, 01:05

*head regenerates*
That REALLY stings!

Quote:

Calm down.
Do some Yoga.

Negatory; Prefer to fight enemies.
Calming down deemed too pacifist an apporach.

Quote:

Read Wittgenstein.
Burn all your copies of Neitsche (sp?)
Stop listening to that Richard Wagner.

Never read any philosophy. I prefer to think for myself.
Nonetheless, I must ensure that philosophers are accepted and obtain due credit.

Quote:

Originally posted by Jamski
I think you misunderstood. I'm not telling you what to think, just suggesting some reading material and exercise you might find interesting.

Nice of you to offer, but I have no reason to believe it is worth my time to follow your suggestion. You don't know me that well, after all.
Then again you weren't aiming to convert me into a minion of ethanol (with THAT post) so perhaps your intentions are not hostile?

Quote:

Worse than those that stifle the opinions of others, are those that stifle the opinions of themselves.

We do that every time we form a self-image by virtue of stifling those that contradict who we are, and to prevent ourselves from forming a self-image is stifling an opinion.
Unless you naturally transcend the need to define yourself then you'll always stifle yourself.
Sentient life trips on its own shoelaces.

Quote:

Be prepared to think differently every day.

Lol - Don't think that this warrior survived by remaining stagnant.

Quote:

If I was American,

Well if I was AMERICAN!!!!! I would be ***THE BEST*** thing to walk my planet and I would be right and I would be good because I am AMERICAN!!!!! and everything I say and do is ***ABSOLUTELY 110% CORRECT***. You should be more like me.

Jamski · January 4, 2004, 11:08

I HAVE to put that I my sig.
Peace, man, peace

eace:

-Jam

Enigma_Nova · January 4, 2004, 18:28

That's not a siggable quote.
Even if it is, don't reference it to me. I don't want forum noobs thinking I'm hegemonious or something.

Jamski · January 4, 2004, 18:42

It made me laugh my arse off, you should be proud of that one. And most people don't know what hegemonious means, so you should be ok

-Jam