The LEGO guide to stoning & other Biblical stories

[Verto]

Originally posted by gamenaught

Things like perverted justice: infinite torture for finite sins, infinite torture for simply not believing something, punishing innocent children and the yet-to-born for sins committed by their ancestors. Bizarre rules.

Not all Christian 'denominations' believe in 'original sin', I think it's called. "We believe that men will be punished for their own sins, and not for Adam's transgression".

[Harry Tuttle]

Oh my. They certainly do illustrate things...

"The husband must give to his wife what she has a right to expect."

I won't include the picture, but I'm sure you can guess what his wife is expecting....

[Harry Tuttle]

I said no sex before marriage!!!

[Tripledoc]

LEGO Concentration Camp kits.

http://www.othervoices.org/2.1/feinstein/auschwitz.html

[Harry Tuttle]

Originally posted by Tripledoc
LEGO Concentration Camp kits.

http://www.othervoices.org/2.1/feinstein/auschwitz.html

Now that is what I call wrong...

[GePap]

Originally posted by The diplomat


Could you give me specific examples of what you consider absurd? That way I would know exactly what you are referring to.

Adam lived for 800 plus years, as did many of his decendents. Noah lived over 900 years no? that a ship with the demensions of the Arc could carry two of all species, specially that a single man in the middle of the ME could get his hands of two of each species.
Oh, and that from 2 genetically similar individuals (after all, Eve comes from Adam) you can have a viable population- in fact, tha a single fertile pair is enough to rbing back healthy new populations.

There is a start.

[Kuciwalker]

Adam lived for 800 plus years, as did many of his decendents. Noah lived over 900 years no? that a ship with the demensions of the Arc could carry two of all species, specially that a single man in the middle of the ME could get his hands of two of each species.
Oh, and that from 2 genetically similar individuals (after all, Eve comes from Adam) you can have a viable population- in fact, tha a single fertile pair is enough to rbing back healthy new populations.

But that was all a miracle of God!

[St Leo]

Well, according to the Brick Testament, God kicked Eve and Adam out of Eden because the Tree of Life would have kept them immortal. Meh.

Maybe Noah was a cannibal who got infected by the longevity bug by eating the decomposing flesh of Adam.:P

[Theben]

Quit threadjacking and get back on topic.

What exactly has New Zealand done to deserve recognition?

[The Emperor Fabulous]

All the pictures are down

[gamenaught]

Adam lived for 800 plus years, as did many of his decendents. Noah lived over 900 years no? that a ship with the demensions of the Arc could carry two of all species, specially that a single man in the middle of the ME could get his hands of two of each species.

I guess Noah needed those 900 years in order to travel around the world dispersing species and burying fossils to make it only *appear* that many species are native to certain regions of the planet.

Or maybe the two flightless Kiwis swam all the way to New Zealand, outwitting all the sharks while stubbornly refusing to settle for homes closer to where the Ark landed. New Zealand or bust. Yep, a giant animal conspiracy to fool generations of scientists into thinking they evolved. Crafty little buggers.

[Flip McWho]

What exactly has New Zealand done to deserve recognition?

Ummmmm lots of stuff. Like, like, like yeah lots of stuff.

That Rutherford guy split the atom first up IIRC, and we were the first country to give women the vote in 1893. I think there might be a few other things but I don't know at the moment what they are.

[MrFun]

Originally posted by Tripledoc
LEGO Concentration Camp kits.

http://www.othervoices.org/2.1/feinstein/auschwitz.html

Are there not more intelligent ways to initiate meaningful discussion about genocide other than through "pop art?"