December 28, 2003, 21:45
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If you're too stupid to drive . . . . .
then for the safety of drivers like me, stay off the fvcking roads. 
When you want to change lanes, look over your shoulder to make sure drivers like me are not in your blind spot!  
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December 28, 2003, 21:48
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That happened to me before, too. Bastards.
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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December 28, 2003, 21:53
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Just get the hell out of my way, is that too much to ask?
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December 28, 2003, 21:53
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He that driveth the larger car hath the right of way.
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December 28, 2003, 22:09
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Mine is the one who won't signal and slams on the breaks about 10 to 20 seconds before they turn and then look at you like your crazy for getting upset 
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December 28, 2003, 22:15
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Originally posted by Verto
He that driveth the larger car hath the right of way.
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thus spake the jesus.
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December 28, 2003, 22:24
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Buddy of mine was at the mall the sunday before Christmas. The mall in my area is notorious for its poor layout and very dangerous roads. And yet, my friend saw no less than ten student drivers, and was almost hit by three of them. Go Drivers Ed! 
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December 28, 2003, 23:51
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I'm just glad I am a defensive enough of a driver that I avoided an accident with that idiot.
He must have been a traveler from Texas, or something.
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December 29, 2003, 00:38
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Watch it there Mr. Fun or we'll have to take ya'll out in the cow pasture and hog tie ya' 
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December 29, 2003, 00:45
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Re: If you're too stupid to drive . . . . .
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Originally posted by MrFun
to make sure drivers like me are not in your blind spot!
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Maybe you shouldn't be in my blind spot.
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Approximately.
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December 29, 2003, 00:53
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Originally posted by Verto
He that driveth the larger car hath the right of way.
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I plan on getting an Abrams.
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December 29, 2003, 01:15
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Originally posted by skywalker
I plan on getting an Abrams.
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that 41 centimeter jap tank i should be getting in a few days challenges your puny abrams. GO SUPER HAPPY MEGA FUN JAPANESE DEFENSE FORCE!
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December 29, 2003, 03:31
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Originally posted by skywalker
I plan on getting an Abrams.
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Oh, I was planning on driving a B-52 around LA.
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December 29, 2003, 03:58
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Anti-tank rounds are a pretty good deterrent to have if you're driving around in a smaller car nowadays.
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December 29, 2003, 06:08
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Or just get a MAC and pop the tires of your enemies.
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December 29, 2003, 07:55
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*ducks cowardly*
I changed lanes without looking over shoulder before, almost crashed in one of you guys 
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December 29, 2003, 07:57
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On the other hand, I was just shortly ago overtaken by someone BEHIND me while entering a highway. Naturally he thus blocked the rightmost highway lane for me to enter, while the acceleration lane was getting short. I noticed too late so almost crashed into the barrier or him, could just brake in time.
Q: Isn't it his fault?
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December 29, 2003, 07:58
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and this was not a guy going on the rightmost lane on the highway. He was just like me entering it, and then overtook me. MY point is he should have gone slower and let me in, or just like me chosen a later point to enter it not just cross the complete line (you know the kind of line that's not allowed to be crossed).
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December 29, 2003, 08:27
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Drivers who don't indicate are what bug me. Usually I'll start to cross, knowing they'll pretty likely turn on to my road.., but I'm ready to take evasive action out of the way of the ****ers... 
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December 29, 2003, 11:04
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Originally posted by Tiamat
Watch it there Mr. Fun or we'll have to take ya'll out in the cow pasture and hog tie ya'
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Ooooooh . . . . .
I'm shaking in my pink boots. 
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December 29, 2003, 11:07
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Re: Re: If you're too stupid to drive . . . . .
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December 29, 2003, 11:07
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Re: Re: If you're too stupid to drive . . . . .
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Originally posted by ICBM
Maybe you shouldn't be in my blind spot.
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So it was YOU.
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December 29, 2003, 13:46
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I'm a bad driver. I'm better than 70% of the people on the road. Sometimes I hate driving cross-country, usually when the roads are full of you people.
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December 29, 2003, 13:48
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Originally posted by chegitz guevara
I'm a bad driver.
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*Looks at state listed in chegitz's location field*
Yep, you're a bad driver.
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December 29, 2003, 13:58
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I don't drive, but I wasn't even aware one should look over the shoulders when changing lanes. Aren't the mirrors enough to cover every interesting angle?
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December 29, 2003, 13:59
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Heh!  Lordy, Alabama drivers are actually worse, at least the ones they let out of Alabama were.
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December 29, 2003, 13:59
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no they're not. bloody hell, aren't you taught the shoulder look in driving lessons?
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December 29, 2003, 14:00
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Originally posted by Spiffor
I don't drive, but I wasn't even aware one should look over the shoulders when changing lanes. Aren't the mirrors enough to cover every interesting angle?
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Only if they are positioned correctly. Even still there is an instinct to turn and look into the blind spot. It's hard to set the side mirrors correctly, because soemthing has to be in your blind spot to know first.
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December 29, 2003, 14:01
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Originally posted by Ecthelion
bloody hell, aren't you taught the shoulder look in driving lessons?
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I have taken no driving lesson in my whole life.
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December 29, 2003, 14:02
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ah, France...
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