Oh, right, it's the gym too. Scratch that then, since confusion will be inevitable. "You don't have any real school buildings near the Arctic Circle??!"
Here are the results. Scores will follow in a few minutes.
1. Who was/is the greatest mad scientist*?
Dr Frankenstein - 5
Dr Strangelove - 4
Dr Evil - 2
Me - 2
Zylka - 2
doctor frank n furter - 1
Kassiopeia - 1
Saddam Hussein - 1 (Yes, it was spelled correctly)
Aren't all scientists mad? - 1
Richard Feynman - 1
Vic Tayback - 1
Dr Mabuse - 1
Ming - 1
Tesla - 1
2. It's round, black and fits in a glove compartment: what is it?
Spare tire - 1
Flashlight - 1
X-Wing - 1
Hockey puck - 1
A film canister - 1
Bowling ball - 2
I prefer not to talk about it - 1
Rocket Propelled Grenade launcher - 1
An opium ball - 1
A ball - 2
8-ball - 3
A glove - 1
Zylka - 1
Oprah - 1
Sex toy - 1
Phily Cheesteak - 1
A midget penguin - 1
A condom - 1
George W. Bush - 1
3. What game deserves a sequel the most, but is never going to get one?
No-parachute skydiving - 1
Hidden Agenda - 1
Vagrant Story - 1
Fallout 2 - 1
Planescape: Torment - 1
Master of Magic - 4
Lords of Magic - 1
Seaman - 1
Theme Hospital - 1
Final Fantasy VII - 1
Dinosaurs - 1
Streets of Sim City - 1
Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri - 1
Bubble Bobble - 1
Colonization - 1
Civilization - 1
Chess - 1
You know, there isn't any. All popular games will result in bad ripoff's, sooner or later. - 1
Risk - 1
4. What movie of 2003 will win the Oscar for best movie?
Lord of the Rings: Return of the King - 10
Gigli - 2
Cold Mountain - 1
These questions suck
- 1
Any movie involving mutant animals - 1
A shitty one - 1
What films were made in 2003? - 1
Veronica Guerin - 1
Troy - 1
None - 1
Game of life - 1
Home video of my cat running full-speed into a locked door - 1
Banana - 1
The Cat in the Hat - 1
5. What was the best new game in 2003?
Civilization III: Conquests - 7
Rise of Nations - 2
Victoria - 2
Metal Gear Solid2 : Substance - 1
SW: KOTOR - 1
What games came out in 2003?? - 1
None - 1
War in Iraq - 1
games suck. why do i even post on a gaming site? - 1
I'm with Stupid - 1
UT2003 - 1
SimCity 4 - 1
Rogue Squadron 3 - 1
command and conquor generals - 1
Hearts of Iron - 1
6. Fill in: Everything I learned about ____, I learned by playing Civilization.
Women - 1
Asshats - 1
World - 1
World conquest - 1
Dealing with Germans - 1
History - 1
Sex - 1
Eyesore - 1
city management, warfare, and international diplomacy - 1
Sid Meirers Balls - 1
Iraq - 1
strategy - 1
Kassiopeia - 1
Civilization - 2
Life - 2
Ghandi's true self - 1
Spearmen - 1
Spying - 1
cheese - 1
Nuclear Weapons - 1
Genocide - 1
Camels - 1
7. Have you read 'the Lord of the Rings'?
Yes - 19
No - 4
You mean the movie was based on a book? - 1
8. Where does the one and only, true Santa Claus live?
Finland - 17
North Pole - 3
Indianapolis - 1
clizbe ave in amsterdam - 1
Greenland - 1
Oncle Boris' ass - 1
9. What was the first day of the third millennium?
Depends on when you count from. If you use the Christian calendar, it was a couple of years ago. If you use the Jewish calendar, the third millenium ended long ago. If you use the Muslim calendar, it han't begun yet.... and so on. - 1
January 1st 2001 - 10
January 1st - 1
Zabroxian War Memorial Day - 1
January 1st, third millennium - 1
January 1st 3001 - 1 (I wonder if this was a typo.)
Really, I have ALWAYS wondered, who the **** cares? - 1
Overcast with medium precipitation. - 1
January 1st 2000 - 2
Bla-day - 1
Saturgay - 1
Thursday - 2
Tuesday - 1
10. Did Jacko do it?
Who's Jacko and what did he do? - 1
own goal - 1
Yes - 14
Does the "o" stand for "off"? - 1
What? - 1
Has he stopped? - 1
No - 5
11. In fifty years, which nation will hold hegemony in the world?
Finland - 8 (Why do you laugh Mister Burns?)
China - 4
USA - 3
The Hegemon - 1 (The first three Ender books are pretty good, Ender's Game being the best. Downhill since then, sadly.)
India - 1
the Euromerican-Chinese superstate - 1
Andora - 1
US of Iraq - 1
the one I will rule - 1
Hegewhat? - 1
own goal - 1
Trick question! In 2031 all nations on earth will disintregrate into anarchy following the Finns attempt at total annilation of all life, which will only be thwarted when they themselves realize this will leave the rest of the universe untainted of the evil conspiracies. So they continue to wait, and plan... - 1
12. Do you have any idea how difficult coming up with these questions can be?
Yes - 12
No - 5
Philly Cheesesteak - 2
I don't care. - 1
I come up with such questions every day - 1
It's easier to answer the questions than making them, that's for sure. - 1
Luckily, I'll probably never "win", so I don't dwell on it. - 1
Then let me do it! I won't tell anyone! These questions are substandard compared to your usual. - 1 (I'll have to seriously consider it. Though I'd like to have someone else do the scoring rather than outsourcing the question-making. I do agree that my questions have truly sucked this time.)
13. Are you afraid of the number 13?
No - 15
Yes - 5
13 - 1
I refuse to give out vital information re: my weaknesses to any Finn... - 1
I was born on the 13th in the 13th month in 1313 AD... go figure - 1
Large doses of analgesics - 1
Smiley 81
I said North Pole, Alaska!! Its a city not a geographical location, I demand my score be lowered accordingly and recegnition of my answer be given!!!!!Or, or else I'll tell everyone I meet about how teenage Finns run around in sweat pants all day instead of studying!!
are you being sarcastic or serious?
