December 31, 2003, 04:00
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I'm cold
my housemates turned off the heat when they left
and I don't know how to turn it back on again
help!!!
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December 31, 2003, 04:01
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Download MSN messenger and meet me on there.
danieljackson5000REMOVE@SPAMhotmail.com
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December 31, 2003, 04:02
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I already sat in the shower for 20 minutes
I am thinking I should do so again
oh, why don't I have a waterproof book or computer?
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December 31, 2003, 04:03
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No. Meet me on MSN.
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December 31, 2003, 04:03
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what's msn messenger?
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December 31, 2003, 04:03
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December 31, 2003, 04:04
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googled it
Jon Miller
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December 31, 2003, 04:21
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It is bloody hot here.
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December 31, 2003, 04:30
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well, DC is warm for the US
but a house where there has been no heat for a week, will be very cold
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December 31, 2003, 04:55
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What about blankets? If you wear a big stack of blankets long enough, they'll stop being cold, andthey'll become at your body's temperature.
Also, make sure you eat enough so that your body stays warm. And avoid strong alcohol: it gives the impression that you're warmer, but in reality it reduces body temperature, as the heat of your body goes to the surface (hence the warm feeling)
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December 31, 2003, 05:00
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alcohol is a great idea
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December 31, 2003, 05:00
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so is sleeping in blankets
I think I will try that one
peace all
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December 31, 2003, 05:09
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jon why did you keep ****ing up your name at the bottom?
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December 31, 2003, 06:26
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he's cold.
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December 31, 2003, 06:32
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More to the point, why does he mostly misspell his own name? With the amount of times he posts it, you would think he would have gotten good at typing it by now. Or at least Ctrl-C it so he didn't have to type it as every third word.
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December 31, 2003, 06:44
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even more to the point: why put a tagline? isn't that what signatures are for? i think taglines are really, really pretentious.
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December 31, 2003, 09:10
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got any money and a car to go buy a space heater?
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December 31, 2003, 09:13
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find the heat thing. why don't you know how to turn it on, bloody nerd? you're like John von Neumann and all the other ultra intelligent guys, no idea how to heat a house but get nobel prizes.
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December 31, 2003, 09:30
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Re: I'm cold
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Originally posted by Jon Miller
my housemates turned off the heat when they left
and I don't know how to turn it back on again
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And you can't call them (or anyone else, e.g. landlord) to ask how to turn it back on?
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December 31, 2003, 11:44
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Do you have any excess furniture? Preferably wooden, and from Ikea? And matches, you deffinately need matches.
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December 31, 2003, 11:56
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Call city social services.
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December 31, 2003, 12:17
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Bloody hell, Jon. Wear a blanket, make a big bowl of stew or soup, drink hot drinks and have a 5-knuckle shuffle or two. Or look in the airing cupboard or near the boiler for a switch marked "on".
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December 31, 2003, 12:21
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Masturbate frequenly. That should warm you up, but remember to keep your blankets on.
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December 31, 2003, 12:28
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And a kleenex so you don't stain the blankets  .
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December 31, 2003, 12:29
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I thought that was sort of assumed.
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December 31, 2003, 12:30
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He's cold... he may not think of it.
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December 31, 2003, 12:33
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Do you think he needs to be told to hold the tissues in place while doing the deed?
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December 31, 2003, 12:36
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is there an advice line for masterbation? if not then i think che and imran have spotted a gap in the market...
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December 31, 2003, 12:39
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I wonder if I could get paid for advice on better whacking off. That would be pretty cool.
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December 31, 2003, 12:42
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and you'd be doing something for the children too, it's a winner all round 
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