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Old January 3, 2004, 03:03   #1
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Meteorite Hits Iran!
http://www.reuters.co.uk/printerFrie...storyID=431728

HAHAHAHA GOD HATES THEM!
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Old January 3, 2004, 03:06   #2
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Shouldn't they have already figured that out after the earthquake?
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god's just making sure they get the message. droughts and locusts come next.
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And then the Tigris and Euphrates turn to blood, right?

Oh, wait, those are in Iraq..
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we have saved the iraqis from gods wrath.
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Old January 3, 2004, 03:31   #6
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YES YES YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
IF ALL THOSE DAMNED IRANIANS WOULD JUST DIE THEN WE COULD HAVE PEACE ON EARTH!!!!!!!
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muslims exist in places other than iran tass.

we need some "smart" metorites.
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I see everyone has already said what I'm thinking. Try blaming all their woes on the Great Satan and Zionists now!
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The evil (JWORD) in ISRAEL have a new TECHNOLOGY given to them by SATAN to try to destroy Iran!
NUKE ISRAEL!!!!!
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i'll jump on the "nuke isreal" bandwagon while it's still hot.
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Guess I spoke too soon...
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What about the camels. Won't somebody please think of the camels.

How could God possibly be mad at those trusty, hard working ungulates.
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Um, I dunno, cause they are TERRORISTS?/Um, I dunno, cause they are ISRAELIS?
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Okay, hypothetical situation here.

A big meteor is going to hit ****** (insert name of country unfriendly to the USA here). Big enough that it could kill hundreds of thousands because its going to land in ***** (insert the capital of the unfriendly nation here)'s back yard. Damage is going to be massive, but contained within the country.

Would (not should) the USA try to prevent the impact?

Now imagine that they did prevent the impact and had saved the lives of hundreds of thousands. How long would it be before the USA returns to being "The Great Satan"?
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quite soon, i'd imagine.

i've often thought what would happen if the US staged an alien invasion, leveled a few major cities (at least 1 US, i guess), and then defended every nation in the world, under the banner of humanity.

but i think the muslims would still hate us.
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Um, I dunno, cause they are TERRORISTS?/Um, I dunno, cause they are ISRAELIS?
... but i repeat myself.
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4 months.

That's the average attention span for any population concerning major political issues.
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That's the average attention span for any population concerning major political issues.
99.99% of any population are just sheep willing to be led (albeit grudgingly in some cases). This is something that politicians understand and exploit.
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What about the camels. Won't somebody please think of the camels.

How could God possibly be mad at those trusty, hard working ungulates.
And the are the backbone of international trade.
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And the are the backbone of international trade.
Update to Civ3
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Sounds good.

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Update to Civ3
So I can ***** about how much it sucks, like everyone else?
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And the are the backbone of international trade.
Well, you'll NEVER get my Ivory. NEVER!
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