March 3, 2004, 20:43
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And how come I went through all the trouble offering to make Spam sandwiches and only two asked for one?
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March 3, 2004, 20:44
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You are what you eat.... beaver i am.
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March 3, 2004, 20:44
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Oh, thank you for the spam sandwhich Mr. Fun. It was quite good.
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March 3, 2004, 23:32
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ok fun..i'll have a sandwich. i like them a lot anyway
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"Speaking on the subject of conformity: This rotting concept of the unfathomable nostril mystifies the fuming crotch of my being!!! Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua!!! Ganglia!! Rats eat babies!" ~ happy noodle boy
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March 3, 2004, 23:33
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How would you like yours?
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March 4, 2004, 00:12
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chef's choice  surprise me!
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"Speaking on the subject of conformity: This rotting concept of the unfathomable nostril mystifies the fuming crotch of my being!!! Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua!!! Ganglia!! Rats eat babies!" ~ happy noodle boy
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March 4, 2004, 00:58
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Ok -- here is an Atkins version of a Spam sandwich -- no bread or buns.
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March 4, 2004, 02:08
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Subtitled "My neice got onto the computer..."
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March 4, 2004, 02:52
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**takes out famous baseball bat and THWACKS opposum back at Mr. Fun**
Thank you for asking...........no I'm not any better a bit worse acutally but that's a tail for another day. **looks at tail that someone has poured bacon grease all over**
** tia trys to move** Oh shite!! Gang way.......five headed dragon silding through...WWWWWWWWWWWWHOOOOOOOOAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
**Tia goes sliding out of the coffee shop**
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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March 4, 2004, 02:54
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I really should get a bigger door.
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Blackwidow24 and FemmeAdonis fan club
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March 4, 2004, 02:56
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Was that a crack about my a$$? ** Tia gets ready to flame dino**
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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March 4, 2004, 03:00
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Rosbifs are destructive scum- Spiffor
I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
If government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is also big enough to take everything you have. - Gerald Ford
Blackwidow24 and FemmeAdonis fan club
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March 4, 2004, 09:28
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Originally posted by Tiamat
**takes out famous baseball bat and THWACKS opposum back at Mr. Fun**
Thank you for asking...........no I'm not any better a bit worse acutally but that's a tail for another day. **looks at tail that someone has poured bacon grease all over**
** tia trys to move** Oh shite!! Gang way.......five headed dragon silding through...WWWWWWWWWWWWHOOOOOOOOAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
**Tia goes sliding out of the coffee shop**
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Sorry to hear about your tribulations.
How about a Spam sandwich?
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March 4, 2004, 09:30
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Give me a spam sandwich please
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"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis
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March 4, 2004, 09:30
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How do you like yours, Spiffy?
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March 4, 2004, 09:32
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With mayo, salad and tomatoes
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"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis
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March 4, 2004, 09:33
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** here ya go **
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March 4, 2004, 10:34
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Originally posted by Theben
You have two choices. You can either try to get it from the Evil Capitalist Beer Lover's Club, which charges $300 for a pint of Rolling Rock and only allows a select elite to join in the 1st place (i.e. not you), OR you can go to the People's Front for the Liberation of Beer and join the queue line, which is only 3 hours to get get a warm flat beer made with wood grain alcohol, assuming there's any left by the time you make it to the front of the queue.
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Sorry, but my Aristocratic Beer Lovers Club makes sure that each member gets the best beers in the world at their perfect temperature in the perfect glasses for the ultimate beer loving experience-we do this by keeping the grubby mechants in their low station and savagely beating the serf into submission: none of this "liberalism", "free markets", or "proleterian" madness!
Long live the BEER KING! LONG LIVE THE BEER DRINKING ARISTOCRACY!
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March 4, 2004, 10:42
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I really should get a bigger door.
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/me looks at hole made by accelerated dragon
I think that's a non-issue now.
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March 4, 2004, 11:33
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** MrFun returns to make more Spam sandwiches, only to find all of the Spam stolen **
** suspects that the commies are the thieves **
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March 4, 2004, 12:37
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/me finishes stuffing his mouth
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March 4, 2004, 12:58
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Originally posted by MrFun
** suspects that the commies are the thieves **
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/me finishes redistributing remaining spam amongst the proletariat
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I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
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March 4, 2004, 13:03
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*Shogun Gunner observes the proletariat waiting in a long line to get a free substandard spam sandwhich while the capitalists are simply walking up to the bar and ordering a delicous spam sandwhich for a reasonable cost.*
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March 4, 2004, 13:23
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Originally posted by Theben
* Theben finishes redistributing remaining spam amongst the proletariat
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bastard
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March 4, 2004, 15:07
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And now this place got all quiet . . . . .
where are the commie-Spam-stealing bastards hiding??
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March 4, 2004, 15:30
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*glances nervously around*
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March 4, 2004, 16:42
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Well, if I have the whole place to myself, then I can call in the Fabulous Five for a remodeling of this place before anyone will realize what has happened.
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March 4, 2004, 17:47
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Look at my moves!!!!
*Shogun swings sword around wildly*
Since no one is in here......
ECHO...
ECHO...
ECHO...
ECHO...
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March 4, 2004, 21:58
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Keep swinging that sword Lord Gunner....
you can never be too careful
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March 4, 2004, 22:24
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/me is just glad Family Guy is returning.
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