March 5, 2004, 11:24
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must . . . . . . keep raccoons . . . . . . safe
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March 5, 2004, 13:06
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Originally posted by MrFun
must . . . . . . keep raccoons . . . . . . safe
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I have some friends who work with money, they know all bout keeping precious items safe...
would you like a referral
or I can dispatch elements of the 22nd Regt to recon the area...
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March 5, 2004, 13:15
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#453
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Do whatever is necessary -- even if it means war.
Your either with us, or against us.
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March 5, 2004, 13:20
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hmmm,,,,
well one question
which side are you on???
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March 5, 2004, 13:21
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Obviously I'm on the side of the raccoons.
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March 5, 2004, 13:25
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that is the perfect answer
*picks up the radio
Let loose the dogs of war
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March 5, 2004, 13:39
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*steps up on top of the bar to get away from the dogs of war*
*squishes spam sandwich on counter*
whoops!
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March 5, 2004, 14:05
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Unleashes Weapons of Mass-Spam Distribution (WMSD).
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March 5, 2004, 14:15
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ahh food excellent....
any tomatoe sauce back there 
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March 5, 2004, 14:18
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Sets up Anti-Spam Sandwich Defense (ASSeD) and promises MAD (Mutual Assured Destruction) to any Mass Spam distributors....
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March 5, 2004, 14:32
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Racoons are theives.
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March 5, 2004, 15:02
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uh oh...
cat versus raccoon fight!!!!!
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March 5, 2004, 15:04
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Can't trust those damned 'coons. They wear masks.
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March 5, 2004, 15:05
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Send the "Commie Kittens of Doom" after them!!!
That's a hilarous site!!!
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March 5, 2004, 15:09
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Can't, DD distracted them with a saucer of milk back on page 6.
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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March 5, 2004, 15:30
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Raccoons are wussies anyway.
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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March 5, 2004, 15:37
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They aren't done drinking the milk yet?????? 
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March 5, 2004, 18:02
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It was poisoned.
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I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
If government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is also big enough to take everything you have. - Gerald Ford
Blackwidow24 and FemmeAdonis fan club
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March 5, 2004, 18:56
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Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Can't trust those damned 'coons. They wear masks.
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Raccoons are cute, nocturnal, and intelligent -- you can't go wrong with supporting their cause for world domination. 
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March 5, 2004, 18:57
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Originally posted by DinoDoc
It was poisoned.
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Hey, thanks for killing off the commie kitties. 
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March 5, 2004, 20:03
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they mess up the garbage!
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March 5, 2004, 21:52
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Man, there's dead commie cats left and right. Who's going to pick it up?
How about those out of work commies?
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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March 6, 2004, 11:27
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Keep up your current policies, and there'll be more and more out-of-work commies... 
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I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
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March 6, 2004, 12:30
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I figure I can use them as cannon fodder in the Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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March 6, 2004, 12:32
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/me pokes MrFun with a Lonestar
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Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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March 6, 2004, 12:38
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/me bites Coldwizard
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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March 6, 2004, 12:46
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/me calls animal control to remove Lonestar, all Racoons, Kitty's, and assorted animals
NOtice from Health Department: any more wild animals (capitalist or Communist) found roaming freely on the floor, and this Coffee Shop will be closed indefinitely for violations..Oh, and get all that damned Spam of the floor!
/me holds hand out, waiting for very very generous bribe
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"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw
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March 6, 2004, 12:50
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Slaps "five" with GePap. "MY Man!"
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March 6, 2004, 12:52
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ARREST THAT NINJA!
*30 undercover girl scouts jump through the windows with their broadswords
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If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake :(
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw
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March 6, 2004, 12:58
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*Shogun fires a grappling hook into the air, locks onto ceiling and engages motor pulling him up*
"Maybe next time, my arch nemisis GePap!"
*Shogun disappears in a cloud of smoke*
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